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  • O-Randy-Hunt
    O-Randy-Hunt Posts: 10,729
    Just see 2 little hooded rats steal a jaguar off someone's drive round the corner from my house at this time of day. Sun shining. Not a fck given by them. Was gone in about 10 seconds. Cnuts.
  • Raith_C_Chattonell
    Raith_C_Chattonell Posts: 5,708
    The little strip of plastic that seals a loaf of bread.

    When the two ends meet perfectly there is no way to open the bag.  Drastic action has to take place, this can result in severe damage to the bag itself, which in turn affects the shelf life of the bread.     
  • jimmymelrose
    jimmymelrose Posts: 9,778
    What annoys me are numerous posts on this thread about specific things rather than general things.
  • RodneyCharltonTrotta
    RodneyCharltonTrotta Posts: 14,836
    jimmymelrose said:
    What annoys me are numerous posts on this thread about specific things rather than general things.

    That's very specific.
  • hmmoore
    hmmoore Posts: 125
    Raith_C_Chattonell said:
    The little strip of plastic that seals a loaf of bread.

    When the two ends meet perfectly there is no way to open the bag.  Drastic action has to take place, this can result in severe damage to the bag itself, which in turn affects the shelf life of the bread.     
    Raith, when you first take the strip off fold a little bit of each end over on itself leaving enough to still stick to itself when you do the bag back up.
  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,869
    Flashmobs 
  • charlton4ever
    charlton4ever Posts: 1,734
    When my youngest turns up at our house for a meal/to see us,  and the 1st thing he does is take a dump. Every-time. 
  • O-Randy-Hunt
    O-Randy-Hunt Posts: 10,729
    charlton4ever said:
    When my youngest turns up at our house for a meal/to see us,  and the 1st thing he does is take a dump. Every-time. 
    Gotta be done.
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 52,083
    hmmoore said:
    Raith_C_Chattonell said:
    The little strip of plastic that seals a loaf of bread.

    When the two ends meet perfectly there is no way to open the bag.  Drastic action has to take place, this can result in severe damage to the bag itself, which in turn affects the shelf life of the bread.     
    Raith, when you first take the strip off fold a little bit of each end over on itself leaving enough to still stick to itself when you do the bag back up.
    He can't get it open in the first place.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    buckshee said:
    Flashmobs 
    I know what you mean, last one I went to I was the only one with my cock out 

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  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,277
    charlton4ever said:
    When my youngest turns up at our house for a meal/to see us,  and the 1st thing he does is take a dump. Every-time. 
    Dad?
  • Fumbluff
    Fumbluff Posts: 10,152
    cafcdave123 said:
    buckshee said:
    Flashmobs 
    I know what you mean, last one I went to I was the only one with my cock out 
    Dad?
  • Karim_myBagheri
    Karim_myBagheri Posts: 12,849
    Having a £2 burger and at the time thinking good deal. Tasted ok whilst eating it but afterwards what a mess. Literally. 

    The joke is know full well I'll go back there to get their full English at a fiver. 
  • arny23394
    arny23394 Posts: 1,185
    Karim_myBagheri said:
    Having a £2 burger and at the time thinking good deal. Tasted ok whilst eating it but afterwards what a mess. Literally. 

    The joke is know full well I'll go back there to get their full English at a fiver. 
    What is the place called? Intrigued to see what a place that sells £2 burgers looks like. 
  • Gribbo
    Gribbo Posts: 8,534
    Sounds like Spoons
  • Karim_myBagheri
    Karim_myBagheri Posts: 12,849
    arny23394 said:
    Karim_myBagheri said:
    Having a £2 burger and at the time thinking good deal. Tasted ok whilst eating it but afterwards what a mess. Literally. 

    The joke is know full well I'll go back there to get their full English at a fiver. 
    What is the place called? Intrigued to see what a place that sells £2 burgers looks like. 

    It's in Tonbridge. When I go for the breakfast I'll find out the name. 
  • Karim_myBagheri
    Karim_myBagheri Posts: 12,849
    edited June 2024
    It has about 14 different menus.
     It is a fish and chip shop which specialises in chicken and they do English breakfast, burgers, omelettes and near on anything else. What I found funny is a cup of tea is as much as a burger. 

    Just googled it it's called saltwater 
  • clb74
    clb74 Posts: 10,830
    Fish and chip shops selling fry ups.
  • Gribbo
    Gribbo Posts: 8,534
    Micah Richards voice

  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    Gribbo said:
    Micah Richards voice

    Where as he fucking loves the sound of it

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  • Karim_myBagheri
    Karim_myBagheri Posts: 12,849
    Rio Ferdinand. 

    But in particular Rio Ferdinand wearing sunglasses. 
  • Six-a-bag-of-nuts
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts Posts: 8,133
    edited June 2024
    withdrawn cos I'm pissed
  • stoneroses19
    stoneroses19 Posts: 7,265
    Karim_myBagheri said:
    It has about 14 different menus.
     It is a fish and chip shop which specialises in chicken and they do English breakfast, burgers, omelettes and near on anything else. What I found funny is a cup of tea is as much as a burger. 

    Just googled it it's called saltwater 
    What??
  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,869
    Gribbo said:
    Micah Richards voice

    Micah Richards.
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,277
    Why have the BBC sent all these pundits to Berlin to watch games on a TV? Couldn't they do that in the UK?

    Oh let's spunk the licence payers money on flights/top hotels, expenses.

    Be another fest next month for the Olympics.

  • Gribbo
    Gribbo Posts: 8,534
    Karim_myBagheri said:
    Rio Ferdinand. 

    But in particular Rio Ferdinand wearing sunglasses. 
    Thought I was watching Glastonbury for a minute. 
  • Hal1x
    Hal1x Posts: 4,265
    edited June 2024
    iaitch said:
    Why have the BBC sent all these pundits to Berlin to watch games on a TV? Couldn't they do that in the UK?

    Oh let's spunk the licence payers money on flights/top hotels, expenses.

    Be another fest next month for the Olympics.

    yet another BBC Beano. I always love it during a documentary when they say something like "Meanwhile in Rio they had another way of laying pavement/ planting trees/ building a statue etc" followed by said presenter pointing at the pavement/ tree/ statue, "but over in Monte Carlo....." Ben Fogle is known in our house as "Beano Fogle", all business/ first Class flights and Hotels natch! "No I want the decent Champagne, and the Lobster!" 

    GRRRRRR! 
  • Gribbo
    Gribbo Posts: 8,534
    iaitch said:
    Why have the BBC sent all these pundits to Berlin to watch games on a TV? Couldn't they do that in the UK?

    Oh let's spunk the licence payers money on flights/top hotels, expenses.

    Be another fest next month for the Olympics.

    Said it on the Climate Emergency thread. Absolutely no need to have all these people over there. I know that at least Micah Richards comes backwards and forwards between appearances, maybe the other do too
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,891
    Got the Tour de France on ITV4 whilst Working from Home...

    Christ, the amount of Funeral Care adverts!! - The trouble is they sound so bloody cheerful... "Wow Jean, this is the first funeral I've been to in sometime" - Jesus Arthur, why do you sound so excited by that?
  • charltonkeston
    charltonkeston Posts: 7,379
    ForeverAddickted said:
    Got the Tour de France on ITV4 whilst Working from Home...

    Christ, the amount of Funeral Care adverts!! - The trouble is they sound so bloody cheerful... "Wow Jean, this is the first funeral I've been to in sometime" - Jesus Arthur, why do you sound so excited by that?
    I know we are all going to die but the older/nearer I get the less I want to be reminded of whats in store for me. Its 3 different types of advert, Cruises, insurance or funerals all for the over 50's. I'm never having anything to do any plan, if there is no money left in my bank account or house Bromley council won't leave me sitting where I croaked.
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