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  • CarltonAthleticDance
    CarltonAthleticDance Posts: 181
    Yeah nice one, offending all genders, men, women and all those Middlesex 
  • Mametz
    Mametz Posts: 1,258
    I have just been catching up with watching series 4 of “Unforgotten” on Netflix. I saw there was a review of this series in the Guardian. I think you will be amused.
    https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2021/feb/22/unforgotten-series-four-review-the-coldest-of-cold-cases
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,248
    Stig said:
    Hal1x said:
    _MrDick said:
    I've been told to apologise to everyone for making jokes about English counties. So I just want to say, I'm Surrey
    You Kent!
    Somerset on being rude to others.
    Some people have no morals or essex.
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,832
    Stig said:
    Hal1x said:
    _MrDick said:
    I've been told to apologise to everyone for making jokes about English counties. So I just want to say, I'm Surrey
    You Kent!
    Somerset on being rude to others.
    They want to scare the Hants off them.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,735
    There is Norfolk way that I'm going to get pulled into these terrible puns
  • 3G
    3G Posts: 736
    Some don't like county puns, but I Cheshire 'em
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,904
    These are Suffolk n good. 
  • NorthheathAddick
    NorthheathAddick Posts: 4,032
    edited March 28
    I’m Avon a right ole laugh with all these county puns
  • Blackheathen
    Blackheathen Posts: 6,664
    They’re tying me in Notts
  • Ashers
    Ashers Posts: 419
    I wish someone would post a proper joke and Bucks the trend of all these puns,

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  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    These jokes are now stuck in a Rutland.
  • red10
    red10 Posts: 837
    Two female golfers set out on the course when one had an injury so her friend rushed back to the club house to get help. She found the club doctor who asked where was the injury, she said between the first and second hole. The doctor replied there is not a lot of room for a plaster ...
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,990
    red10 said:
    Two female golfers set out on the course when one had an injury so her friend rushed back to the club house to get help. She found the club doctor who asked where was the injury, she said between the first and second hole. The doctor replied there is not a lot of room for a plaster ...
    Hmm, posted only 3 pages ago on this very thread
  • Taxi_Lad
    Taxi_Lad Posts: 3,778
    Enough of all these county puns. It’s late and we should all be in our Beds
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,904
    We are running out of county puns

    there are less and Leicestershire now 
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,088
    edited March 29
    MrOneLung said:
    We are running out of county puns

    there are less and Leicestershire now 
    There'll be a lot of broken Herts when we finally run out.
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,390
    I’m off to Beds. I’m Tyne and Weary.
  • thecat
    thecat Posts: 354
    You are all Berks
  • Blackheathen
    Blackheathen Posts: 6,664
    thai malaysia addick said:,
    I’m off to Beds. I’m Tyne and Weary.
    Time for Essex
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,990
    thai malaysia addick said:
    I’m off to Beds. I’m Tyne and Weary.
    Sleep well. Remember you've got Worcs on Monday.

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  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,832

  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,832
    Blackheathen said:
    thai malaysia addick said:,
    I’m off to Beds. I’m Tyne and Weary.
    Time for Essex
    Is that more appealing than Middlesex?
  • Gisappointed
    Gisappointed Posts: 1,000
    edited April 3
    I wish you lot would put a cork in it!

    (Yes I know its not English)
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,832
    Gisappointed said:
    I wish you lot would put a cork in it!

    (Yes I know its not English)
    That's OK, we have a few members in the Emerald Isle, I'm sure they appreciate a bit of internationalism.
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,832

  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    I've heard that the Canadian Prime Minister has resigned. I don't know if it's Trudeau.
  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    I had pasta last night, it was expensive, but worth every penne.
  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    I confused my Scottish GP this morning when I told him I had knee problems ...
  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    I’ve got into a habit of stealing board games; I’m a bit of a risk taker.
  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    What do you call a sick streamer?
    An influenza.

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