I was gutted when my Wife got home from work, pointed at my Son and said he's not yours - Seems I should have been paying more attention during the School Run.
Not a joke as such but I thought I'd share this typo from my local community magazine:
"...I am pleased to report that Chelmsford City Council have cleared the pedestrian ramp by the car park of vegetarians and will now continue to maintain this area as it is an adopted highway."
@seth plum - careful if you should visit Essex, it's a dangerous place!
They play the first hole, then as they move on to the second, one of the women gets hit by a ball and keels over. The other woman panics and runs into the clubhouse screaming for a doctor. Up stands a doctor and enquires where she was hit. "Between the first hole and the second" cries the woman. The doctor shakes his head and says, "Well that doesn't leave much room for a plaster".
When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old man sitting on a park bench sobbing his eyes out. I stopped and asked him what was wrong. He said, “I have a 22 year old wife at home.
She rubs my back every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee.” I said, “Well, then why are you crying?” He said, “She makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies, cleans the house and then watches sports TV with me for the rest of the afternoon.”
I said, “Well, why are you crying?” He said, “For dinner she makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love with me until the wee hours” I said, “Well, why in the world would you be crying?” He said, “I can’t remember where I live!”
I'm unhappy about that Oxford comma. Consider yourself judged.
What is far worse is the inaccuracy of the last sentence.
Not necessarily. Puppies die all the time, people use apostrophes to make a word plural all the time. There may not be cause and effect, but it could be true by coincidence.
I'm unhappy about that Oxford comma. Consider yourself judged.
What is far worse is the inaccuracy of the last sentence.
Not necessarily. Puppies die all the time, people use apostrophes to make a word plural all the time. There may not be cause and effect, but it could be true by coincidence.
Unlikely though, I grant you.
You make the same mistake the creator of the caption did. You don't use an apostrophe to make a word plural, you typically add an 's', occasionally an 'x', in one instance an 'n', sometimes a change of letter. Using an apostrophe whilst making a word plural is the error.
I'm unhappy about that Oxford comma. Consider yourself judged.
What is far worse is the inaccuracy of the last sentence.
Not necessarily. Puppies die all the time, people use apostrophes to make a word plural all the time. There may not be cause and effect, but it could be true by coincidence.
Unlikely though, I grant you.
You make the same mistake the creator of the caption did. You don't use an apostrophe to make a word plural, you typically add an 's', occasionally an 'x', in one instance an 'n', sometimes a change of letter. Using an apostrophe whilst making a word plural is the error.
You're right. I could have expressed it better. It used to annoy me but now it amuse's me
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"...I am pleased to report that Chelmsford City Council have cleared the pedestrian ramp by the car park of vegetarians and will now continue to maintain this area as it is an adopted highway."
@seth plum - careful if you should visit Essex, it's a dangerous place!
Tesla recalls vehicles for steering problem - they drift far over to the right.
He's called Dav now
It Snickers
Damn looking back I was a terrible tour guide
They play the first hole, then as they move on to the second, one of the women gets hit by a ball and keels over. The other woman panics and runs into the clubhouse screaming for a doctor. Up stands a doctor and enquires where she was hit. "Between the first hole and the second" cries the woman. The doctor shakes his head and says, "Well that doesn't leave much room for a plaster".
By the time I realised she was talking about my debit card, it was too late.
It used to annoy me but now it amuse's me