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    It Snickers
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  • What do you call a chicken which stares at lettuce? 

    Chicken Caesar salad
  • As I get older I remember all the people I lost over the years. 

    Damn looking back I was a terrible tour guide
    My uncle, the heart surgeon, said something very similar.
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  • When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old man sitting on a park bench sobbing his eyes out. I stopped and asked him what was wrong. He said, “I have a 22 year old wife at home.
    She rubs my back every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee.” I said, “Well, then why are you crying?” He said, “She makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies, cleans the house and then watches sports TV with me for the rest of the afternoon.”
    I said, “Well, why are you crying?” He said, “For dinner she makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love with me until the wee hours” I said, “Well, why in the world would you be crying?” He said, “I can’t remember where I live!”
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  • edited March 7

    I'm unhappy about that Oxford comma. Consider yourself judged.
  • IdleHans said:

    I'm unhappy about that Oxford comma. Consider yourself judged.
    What is far worse is the inaccuracy of the last sentence.
  • IdleHans said:

    I'm unhappy about that Oxford comma. Consider yourself judged.
    What is far worse is the inaccuracy of the last sentence.
    Not necessarily. Puppies die all the time, people use apostrophes to make a word plural all the time. There may not be cause and effect, but it could be true by coincidence.
    Unlikely though, I grant you.

  • IdleHans said:
    IdleHans said:

    I'm unhappy about that Oxford comma. Consider yourself judged.
    What is far worse is the inaccuracy of the last sentence.
    Not necessarily. Puppies die all the time, people use apostrophes to make a word plural all the time. There may not be cause and effect, but it could be true by coincidence.
    Unlikely though, I grant you.

    You make the same mistake the creator of the caption did.  You don't use an apostrophe to make a word plural, you typically add an 's', occasionally an 'x', in one instance an 'n', sometimes a change of letter.  Using an apostrophe whilst making a word plural is the error.
  • IdleHans said:
    IdleHans said:

    I'm unhappy about that Oxford comma. Consider yourself judged.
    What is far worse is the inaccuracy of the last sentence.
    Not necessarily. Puppies die all the time, people use apostrophes to make a word plural all the time. There may not be cause and effect, but it could be true by coincidence.
    Unlikely though, I grant you.

    You make the same mistake the creator of the caption did.  You don't use an apostrophe to make a word plural, you typically add an 's', occasionally an 'x', in one instance an 'n', sometimes a change of letter.  Using an apostrophe whilst making a word plural is the error.
    You're right. I could have expressed it better.
    It used to annoy me but now it amuse's me
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