It looks to be about electric cars and relating it to this famous photo.
Is this one of the tricks where a group of you agree to laugh at a given moment about something that isn’t funny to see if you can get someone else to laugh?
A young blonds from a Manhattan finishing school is so depressed that she decides to end her life by throwing herself in the ocean.
When she goes down to the docks a handsome sailor notices her tears, takes pity on her, and says “Look, you’ve got a lot to live for. I’m off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I’ll take good care of you and bring you food every day”
Moving closer, he slips his arm around her shoulder and adds “I’ll keep you happy and you’ll keep me happy”
The girl nods “What does she have to lose”. That night, the sailor smuggles her aboard and hides her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he brings her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit and they make mad passionate love until dawn.
Three weeks later, during a routine search, she is discovered by the captain.
”What are you doing here?” He asks
” I have an arrangement with one of the sailors” she explains.
”He’s taking me to Europe, and every night he comes down and screws me”.
”He sure is, lady’ says the captain. “This is the Staten Islamd Ferry”.
A young blonds from a Manhattan finishing school is so depressed that she decides to end her life by throwing herself in the ocean.
When she goes down to the docks a handsome sailor notices her tears, takes pity on her, and says “Look, you’ve got a lot to live for. I’m off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I’ll take good care of you and bring you food every day”
Moving closer, he slips his arm around her shoulder and adds “I’ll keep you happy and you’ll keep me happy”
The girl nods “What does she have to lose”. That night, the sailor smuggles her aboard and hides her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he brings her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit and they make mad passionate love until dawn.
Three weeks later, during a routine search, she is discovered by the captain.
”What are you doing here?” He asks
” I have an arrangement with one of the sailors” she explains.
”He’s taking me to Europe, and every night he comes down and screws me”.
”He sure is, lady’ says the captain. “This is the Staten Islamd Ferry”.
Ben asks his new girlfriend for a hand job. "I've never done that" she says, "what do I do ?"
"Well" replies Ben, "remember when you were a kid and you'd shake a coke bottle and spray your brother with it ... that's what you do."
She nods, so he pulls his manhood out and she grabs hold of it and starts shaking it. A minute later, he has tears running down his face, snot flowing from his nose and wax flying from his ears. She asks 'Whats wrong ?' Ben cries "TAKE YOUR FUCKING THUMB OFF THE END!"
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When she goes down to the docks a handsome sailor notices her tears, takes pity on her, and says “Look, you’ve got a lot to live for. I’m off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I’ll take good care of you and bring you food every day”
The girl nods “What does she have to lose”. That night, the sailor smuggles her aboard and hides her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he brings her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit and they make mad passionate love until dawn.
Three weeks later, during a routine search, she is discovered by the captain.
”What are you doing here?” He asks
” I have an arrangement with one of the sailors” she explains.
”He’s taking me to Europe, and every night he comes down and screws me”.
”He sure is, lady’ says the captain. “This is the Staten Islamd Ferry”.
Gladiator
Who's there?
Benjamin Netanya
"Si-o-ban". No answer.
Get to the end.
"Is there anyone who's name I haven't read?"
Girl puts her hand up.
"And what's your name?".
"Shvaughn, sir".
Not very well. I had eggs this morning.
Cadbury’s.