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  • iaitch said:
    Why do elephants paint the soles of their feet yellow?

    So the can hide upside down in a bowl of custard. 
           First heard that 60+ years ago when I was at school!!
  • iaitch said:
    Why do elephants paint the soles of their feet yellow?

    So the can hide upside down in a bowl of custard. 
           First heard that 60+ years ago when I was at school!!
    So did I, I'm 69.

  • Ain’t that the truth!
  • Don't get it. What's it mean?
  • Stig said:
    Don't get it. What's it mean?

    ??
    It looks to be about electric cars and relating it to this famous photo.
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  • cfgs said:
    Stig said:
    Don't get it. What's it mean?

    ??
    It looks to be about electric cars and relating it to this famous photo.
    Is this one of the tricks where a group of you agree to laugh at a given moment about something that isn’t funny to see if you can get someone else to laugh?
  • cfgs said:
    Stig said:
    Don't get it. What's it mean?

    ??
    It looks to be about electric cars and relating it to this famous photo.
    I took it to mean a political stance against Elon Musk (not EVs) represented by his cybercabs on the verge of running over a demonstrator.
  • cfgs said:
    Stig said:
    Don't get it. What's it mean?

    ??
    It looks to be about electric cars and relating it to this famous photo.
    It does, but what's funny about that?
  • cfgs said:
    Stig said:
    Don't get it. What's it mean?

    ??
    It looks to be about electric cars and relating it to this famous photo.
    I took it to mean a political stance against Elon Musk (not EVs) represented by his cybercabs on the verge of running over a demonstrator.
    Could very well be. I guessed it was a reference to the slaughter of students and thought they looked EVish.
  • Stig said:
    cfgs said:
    Stig said:
    Don't get it. What's it mean?

    ??
    It looks to be about electric cars and relating it to this famous photo.
    It does, but what's funny about that?
    No idea.
  • Stig said:
    cfgs said:
    Stig said:
    Don't get it. What's it mean?

    ??
    It looks to be about electric cars and relating it to this famous photo.
    It does, but what's funny about that?
    Yes, more witty than funny (but I still liked it).
  • A young blonds from a Manhattan finishing school is so depressed that she decides to end her life by throwing herself in the ocean.

    When she goes down to the docks a handsome sailor notices her tears, takes pity on her, and says “Look, you’ve got a lot to live for.  I’m off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship.  I’ll take good care of you and bring you food every day”

    Moving closer, he slips his arm around her shoulder and adds “I’ll keep you happy and you’ll keep me happy”

    The girl nods “What does she have to lose”. That night, the sailor smuggles her aboard and hides her in a lifeboat.  From then on, every night he brings her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit and they make mad passionate love until dawn.

    Three weeks later, during a routine search, she is discovered by the captain.

    ”What are you doing here?” He asks

    ” I have an arrangement with one of the sailors” she explains.

    ”He’s taking me to Europe, and every night he comes down and screws me”.

    ”He sure is, lady’  says the captain.  “This is the Staten Islamd Ferry”.
  • A young blonds from a Manhattan finishing school is so depressed that she decides to end her life by throwing herself in the ocean.

    When she goes down to the docks a handsome sailor notices her tears, takes pity on her, and says “Look, you’ve got a lot to live for.  I’m off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship.  I’ll take good care of you and bring you food every day”

    Moving closer, he slips his arm around her shoulder and adds “I’ll keep you happy and you’ll keep me happy”

    The girl nods “What does she have to lose”. That night, the sailor smuggles her aboard and hides her in a lifeboat.  From then on, every night he brings her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit and they make mad passionate love until dawn.

    Three weeks later, during a routine search, she is discovered by the captain.

    ”What are you doing here?” He asks

    ” I have an arrangement with one of the sailors” she explains.

    ”He’s taking me to Europe, and every night he comes down and screws me”.

    ”He sure is, lady’  says the captain.  “This is the Staten Islamd Ferry”.
    This is usually told using the Woolwich Ferry.
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  • Did you hear about the Roman cannibal who disliked and ate his wife

    Gladiator
  • Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Benjamin Netanya
  • edited February 17
    IdleHans said:
    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Benjamin Netanya
    Who

  • Reading the register on my first day teaching at an RC school.

    "Si-o-ban".  No answer.

    Get to the end.

    "Is there anyone who's name I haven't read?"

    Girl puts her hand up.

    "And what's your name?".

    "Shvaughn, sir".
  • Why is it that if you donate a kidney you're a hero, but if you donate 5 they call the cops?
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