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First heard that 60+ years ago when I was at school!!iaitch said:Why do elephants paint the soles of their feet yellow?
So the can hide upside down in a bowl of custard.2 -
It was so long ago when I first heard it they were Mammoths not Elephants.,CostaFortune said:
First heard that 60+ years ago when I was at school!!iaitch said:Why do elephants paint the soles of their feet yellow?
So the can hide upside down in a bowl of custard.10 -
So did I, I'm 69.CostaFortune said:
First heard that 60+ years ago when I was at school!!iaitch said:Why do elephants paint the soles of their feet yellow?
So the can hide upside down in a bowl of custard.0 -
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Ain’t that the truth!AddicksAddict said:1 -
Don't get it. What's it mean?1
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Stig said:Don't get it. What's it mean?
It looks to be about electric cars and relating it to this famous photo.southamptonaddick said:
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Is this one of the tricks where a group of you agree to laugh at a given moment about something that isn’t funny to see if you can get someone else to laugh?cfgs said:Stig said:Don't get it. What's it mean?
It looks to be about electric cars and relating it to this famous photo.southamptonaddick said:
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I took it to mean a political stance against Elon Musk (not EVs) represented by his cybercabs on the verge of running over a demonstrator.cfgs said:Stig said:Don't get it. What's it mean?
It looks to be about electric cars and relating it to this famous photo.southamptonaddick said:
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It does, but what's funny about that?cfgs said:Stig said:Don't get it. What's it mean?
It looks to be about electric cars and relating it to this famous photo.southamptonaddick said:
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Could very well be. I guessed it was a reference to the slaughter of students and thought they looked EVish.Arthur_Trudgill said:
I took it to mean a political stance against Elon Musk (not EVs) represented by his cybercabs on the verge of running over a demonstrator.cfgs said:Stig said:Don't get it. What's it mean?
It looks to be about electric cars and relating it to this famous photo.southamptonaddick said:
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No idea.Stig said:
It does, but what's funny about that?cfgs said:Stig said:Don't get it. What's it mean?
It looks to be about electric cars and relating it to this famous photo.southamptonaddick said:
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Yes, more witty than funny (but I still liked it).Stig said:
It does, but what's funny about that?cfgs said:Stig said:Don't get it. What's it mean?
It looks to be about electric cars and relating it to this famous photo.southamptonaddick said:
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A young blonds from a Manhattan finishing school is so depressed that she decides to end her life by throwing herself in the ocean.
When she goes down to the docks a handsome sailor notices her tears, takes pity on her, and says “Look, you’ve got a lot to live for. I’m off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I’ll take good care of you and bring you food every day”Moving closer, he slips his arm around her shoulder and adds “I’ll keep you happy and you’ll keep me happy”
The girl nods “What does she have to lose”. That night, the sailor smuggles her aboard and hides her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he brings her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit and they make mad passionate love until dawn.
Three weeks later, during a routine search, she is discovered by the captain.
”What are you doing here?” He asks
” I have an arrangement with one of the sailors” she explains.
”He’s taking me to Europe, and every night he comes down and screws me”.
”He sure is, lady’ says the captain. “This is the Staten Islamd Ferry”.4 -
This is usually told using the Woolwich Ferry.Blackheathen said:A young blonds from a Manhattan finishing school is so depressed that she decides to end her life by throwing herself in the ocean.
When she goes down to the docks a handsome sailor notices her tears, takes pity on her, and says “Look, you’ve got a lot to live for. I’m off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I’ll take good care of you and bring you food every day”Moving closer, he slips his arm around her shoulder and adds “I’ll keep you happy and you’ll keep me happy”
The girl nods “What does she have to lose”. That night, the sailor smuggles her aboard and hides her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he brings her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit and they make mad passionate love until dawn.
Three weeks later, during a routine search, she is discovered by the captain.
”What are you doing here?” He asks
” I have an arrangement with one of the sailors” she explains.
”He’s taking me to Europe, and every night he comes down and screws me”.
”He sure is, lady’ says the captain. “This is the Staten Islamd Ferry”.3 -
iaitch said:Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.
Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
No, I rest my case.How does an elephant get out of a cherry tree?Sits on a leaf and waits till autumn.5 -
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Ben asks his new girlfriend for a hand job. "I've never done that" she says, "what do I do ?""Well" replies Ben, "remember when you were a kid and you'd shake a coke bottle and spray your brother with it ... that's what you do."She nods, so he pulls his manhood out and she grabs hold of it and starts shaking it. A minute later, he has tears running down his face, snot flowing from his nose and wax flying from his ears. She asks 'Whats wrong ?' Ben cries "TAKE YOUR FUCKING THUMB OFF THE END!"8
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I read it as more about equating what Musk and Trump are doing in the US to repression in China, than about EVs in general.cfgs said:Stig said:Don't get it. What's it mean?
It looks to be about electric cars and relating it to this famous photo.southamptonaddick said:
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Did you hear about the Roman cannibal who disliked and ate his wife
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Benjamin Netanya0 -
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Reading the register on my first day teaching at an RC school.Ian Nightingale said:
"Si-o-ban". No answer.
Get to the end.
"Is there anyone who's name I haven't read?"
Girl puts her hand up.
"And what's your name?".
"Shvaughn, sir".2 -
Why is it that if you donate a kidney you're a hero, but if you donate 5 they call the cops?3
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How’s the diet going?
Not very well. I had eggs this morning.Scrambled?
Cadbury’s.7 -
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