At the other end of the line a perverted voice goes: "I bet you have a tight arse with no hair" - The wife replies... "He's watching TV at the moment, who is calling?"
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts “Hey, Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and didn’t pay for your sandwich”.
The panda yells back at the bartender “Hey man, I’m a panda! Look it up”
The bartender opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda:
A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterised by distinct black and white colouring. Eats shoots and leaves.
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts “Hey, Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and didn’t pay for your sandwich”.
The panda yells back at the bartender “Hey man, I’m a panda! Look it up”
The bartender opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda:
A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterised by distinct black and white colouring. Eats shoots and leaves.
Am so excited... I've finally got my first job as an Actor in the porn industry and what's more... the woman playing the "wife" is really hot too - Although seems I'm the Husband that leaves home before the plumber arrives!!
Am so excited... I've finally got my first job as an Actor in the porn industry and what's more... the woman playing the "wife" is really hot too - Although seems I'm the Husband that leaves home before the plumber arrives!!
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At the other end of the line a perverted voice goes: "I bet you have a tight arse with no hair" - The wife replies... "He's watching TV at the moment, who is calling?"
"Its exactly why Im doing it to her" replies the Husband
(Night hood)
The panda yells back at the bartender “Hey man, I’m a panda! Look it up”
The bartender opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda:
A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterised by distinct black and white colouring. Eats shoots and leaves.
"Oh, my aching sides".
Nobody's taking it harder than our nan.