Two cricketers meet each other in the street..one says to the other " I going to have a net later " ..the other one says " lucky fella Annette's a lovely girl "
“Man walks into a restaurant with a crab under his arm and says, ‘Do you make crab cakes?’ Manager answers, ‘Yes, we do.’ ‘Good,’ says the man, ‘because it’s his birthday.’”
The doctor liked to go to a cocktail bar near the hospital after his shift for an Almond Daiquiri. One day the bartender ran out of almonds but had some hickory nuts instead, so used that. When the doctor tasted his cocktail he asked the bartender if it was his usual Almond Daiquiri, ‘no’ was the reply ‘it’s a Hickory Daiquiri Doc’.
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And to the OP I can confirm, yes it has.
His awning had broken
i said “I don’t know for sure but guess that would explain the suitcase!!”
One day the bartender ran out of almonds but had some hickory nuts instead, so used that.
When the doctor tasted his cocktail he asked the bartender if it was his usual Almond Daiquiri, ‘no’ was the reply ‘it’s a Hickory Daiquiri Doc’.