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  • A friend gave me a pile of Scrabble letters for my birthday.

    She said it was a book from IKEA. 
  • How many premiership players does it take to change a lightbulb?

    None, the club has someone to do that for them.
  • My brother has started spouting things that aren't true.  I thought he was getting Alzheimer's.

    Then his wife told me he'd started watching GBNews.
  • You may not see me on here for a while.
    Charlton Police are investigating me for stealing inflatable swimming aids.
    I've got to lilo.
  • My brother has started spouting things that aren't true.  I thought he was getting Alzheimer's.

    Then his wife told me he'd started watching GBNews.
    That’s an absolute cracker. I can now understand why everyone in your entourage at Wembley looked like they was having so much fun in your company.
  • R0TW said:
    My brother has started spouting things that aren't true.  I thought he was getting Alzheimer's.

    Then his wife told me he'd started watching GBNews.
    That’s an absolute cracker. I can now understand why everyone in your entourage at Wembley looked like they was having so much fun in your company.
    They were tired out after a hard guffaw. 
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