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A mystery virus is causing people to forget British bands.
Nobody knows the cure.
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A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood.
The nurse asked the rabbit "what's your blood type?"
"I'm probably a type O". said the rabbit
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jose said:A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood.
The nurse asked the rabbit "what's your blood type?"
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AI was supposed to take over menial work so we'd all be free to be creative. Instead, it's taking over creative work so we're all free to be menial.
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I cant get over the fact that the word "guillible" looks like a cat upside down6
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ForeverAddickted said:I cant get over the fact that the word "guillible" looks like a cat upside down1
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Two owls playing pool . The younger one tells the older one he’s never played before , but the older one assures him he will talk him through itThe older one is on spots and the younger one on stripes . As the young one goes to take his shot , his wing accidentally touches the spot ball“Hey ! “ said the big owl , “ that’s two hits , that !”The little owl looks confused and says , “ Two hits to who ?”6
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The wife was turned into a couch by a wicked witch and she ended up in hospital.I enquired "How is she"?They replied "Comfortable"4
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A guy walks into a bar and orders a Rum & Coke.
The bartender puts an apple on the desk. The guy is confused, but the bartender tells him to take a bit.
He takes a bite and is astonished that it tastes like Rum. The bartender then says: 'Turn it around'.
The guy is even more astonished that the other side tastes like Coke.Another guy comes in, stands next to the first guy and orders a Gin & Tonic.The bartender again puts an apple on the desk. The guy is also confused, but again, the bartender tells him to take a bit.He takes a bite and is amazed that it tastes like Gin. The bartender then says: 'Turn it around'.The guy is even more amazed that the other side tastes like Tonic.A third guy comes in and just before he's about to order, one of the other guys tells him that this bartender has an amazing apple and he can make it taste of exactly what you want to have right now.
The guy then thinks for a moment and says: OK, I would like to have something which tastes like pussy.
Sure enough. The bartender puts an apple on the desk.
The guy takes a bite and quickly spits it out and says: It tastes like shit!'Turn it around'.7 -
I got caught stealing mascara in Saudi Arabia.
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The hardest football pitch I ever played on was made of crushed brick, rubble and concrete.
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just a bit patronising.2
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What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
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AddicksAddict said:Apparently means I have not got enough brain cells0
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Me neither, but I guess his dinner party mates must fall over each other laughing.3
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Well, that's challenged my brain cell to the point of giving up.
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I remember watching Stars in their Eyes with Mathew Kelly who one week noticed a pair of contestants , one of which was half the size of the other‘ I can’t help noticing the height difference ‘ said Mathew‘ This in my Uncle , and I am six foot two and my Uncle is three foot one‘ So who have you come as ? ‘ asked Mathew‘ Simon and Half Uncle6
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R0TW said:Me neither, but I guess his dinner party mates must fall over each other laughing.0
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I once had some German laxatives, they brought out the wurst in me.18
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A friend worries I don't believe in organised religion.
But I do. I believe in it just like I believe in organised crime.
And I avoid both with equal fervour.2