I asked a sex worker for a nurse roleplay session and when I got there she threatened to go on strike, harangued me about the state of NHS funding and then fell asleep, exhausted after a 14-hour shift.
my wife is fed up with me over my obsession with sausages. I said to her “how about I take you away for a few days to take our minds off this problem.? She agreed. A nice few days in Cumberland and Lincolnshire should do the trick.
my wife is fed up with me over my obsession with sausages. I said to her “how about I take you away for a few days to take our minds off this problem.? She agreed. A nice few days in Cumberland and Lincolnshire should do the trick.
my wife is fed up with me over my obsession with sausages. I said to her “how about I take you away for a few days to take our minds off this problem.? She agreed. A nice few days in Cumberland and Lincolnshire should do the trick.
my wife is fed up with me over my obsession with sausages. I said to her “how about I take you away for a few days to take our minds off this problem.? She agreed. A nice few days in Cumberland and Lincolnshire should do the trick.
You need Toulouse that obsession
Please stop, I’m smashing my head against the walls here…
If you want to quickly get rid of your old fridge free of charge just paint a St George’s cross on it and leave it outside….. the council will be straight round to remove it
my wife is fed up with me over my obsession with sausages. I said to her “how about I take you away for a few days to take our minds off this problem.? She agreed. A nice few days in Cumberland and Lincolnshire should do the trick.
You need Toulouse that obsession
Please stop, I’m smashing my head against the walls here…
my wife is fed up with me over my obsession with sausages. I said to her “how about I take you away for a few days to take our minds off this problem.? She agreed. A nice few days in Cumberland and Lincolnshire should do the trick.
You need Toulouse that obsession
Please stop, I’m smashing my head against the walls here…
my wife is fed up with me over my obsession with sausages. I said to her “how about I take you away for a few days to take our minds off this problem.? She agreed. A nice few days in Cumberland and Lincolnshire should do the trick.
You need Toulouse that obsession
Please stop, I’m smashing my head against the walls here…
After 25 years in the liquor business, Tom quits, buys 50 acres in remote Alaska, and lives in total peace - no visitors for six months. One day, there’s a knock. A huge bearded man says, “Name’s Lars, your neighbor from 40 miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday at 5. You should come.” “Sounds great,” says Tom. Lars starts to leave, then adds, “Gonna be some drinkin’.” “No problem - I can handle that.” “Probably some fightin’, too.” “I get along with folks - I’ll be fine.” “Maybe some wild sex, too.” “Even better!” Tom grins. “What should I wear?” Lars shrugs. “Don’t matter… just gonna be the two of us.”
my wife is fed up with me over my obsession with sausages. I said to her “how about I take you away for a few days to take our minds off this problem.? She agreed. A nice few days in Cumberland and Lincolnshire should do the trick.
my wife is fed up with me over my obsession with sausages. I said to her “how about I take you away for a few days to take our minds off this problem.? She agreed. A nice few days in Cumberland and Lincolnshire should do the trick.
Wife walks into the kitchen and finds her husband walking around with a fly swatter.
Wife: “What are you doing?” Husband: “Hunting flies.” Wife: “Oh? Caught any?” Husband: “Yep. 3 males, 2 females.” Wife: “How on earth can you tell the difference?!” Husband: “Easy… 3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone!”
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The Sultana, who can be the currant wife helps with the raisin of children 😀
One day, there’s a knock. A huge bearded man says, “Name’s Lars, your neighbor from 40 miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday at 5. You should come.”
“Sounds great,” says Tom.
Lars starts to leave, then adds, “Gonna be some drinkin’.”
“No problem - I can handle that.”
“Probably some fightin’, too.”
“I get along with folks - I’ll be fine.”
“Maybe some wild sex, too.”
“Even better!” Tom grins. “What should I wear?”
Lars shrugs. “Don’t matter… just gonna be the two of us.”
Wife: “What are you doing?”
Husband: “Hunting flies.”
Wife: “Oh? Caught any?”
Husband: “Yep. 3 males, 2 females.”
Wife: “How on earth can you tell the difference?!”
Husband: “Easy… 3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone!”