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Well, is it safe to swim here or not?
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It's a 5 minute walk from my house to the pub. It's a 30 minute walk from the pub to my house.The difference is staggering!8
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According to new research on his DNA it turns out Hitler possibly really did only have one ball…
and a micro-penis apparently
https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2025/nov/13/did-hitler-really-have-a-micropenis-hitlers-dna-channel-4-documentary
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Not many people know I sat next to Noddy Holder at school.The teacher was always catching him eating snacks, one day she snapped and shouted "what the hell are you eating now ?!?!”"ITS CRISPS MISSSS!”5
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Wife: wtf is this pile of clothes on the floor?
Me: I struck down a Jedi.4 -
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My wife and I were on holiday and after a few Vodkas and hours of persuasion she finally agreed to take it up the arse.
I was made up.
There was no way i could get another 7 pouches of golden Virginia in the suitcase.7 -
I saw a bloke walking through Charlton Park holding a 12 foot long stick, he was wearing running kit and trainers. I asked him "are you a pole- vaulter"?
He said "Nein- I am German - but how do you know my name"6
