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  • letthegoodtimesroll
    letthegoodtimesroll Posts: 11,413
    .with preparations and costumes for tonight’s festivities purchased and fully underway, granddaughter asks me ‘what are you going to be for Halloween granddad ?’…’invisible’ I answer

  • Sheepie1985
    Sheepie1985 Posts: 544
    You know when you're getting old when a colleague tells you he's never heard of Art Attack
  • letthegoodtimesroll
    letthegoodtimesroll Posts: 11,413
    Sheepie1985 said:
    You know when you're getting old when a colleague tells you he's never heard of Art Attack
    You know you are old when you’ve never heard of Art Attack…
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 58,968
    When a night out utterly destroys your next day :-( 
  • CharltonManor1966
    CharltonManor1966 Posts: 647
    When you choose to watch Gardeners World rather than football on Sky Sports (which this old fart is doing right now)
  • Solidgone
    Solidgone Posts: 10,402
    …you just know 🥸
  • CharltonManor1966
    CharltonManor1966 Posts: 647
    When you buy the suoer-fast Stenna Stairlift so you have a chance of getting to the top before you forget why the fuck you wanted to go up there anyway?
  • Sheepie1985
    Sheepie1985 Posts: 544
    letthegoodtimesroll said:
    Sheepie1985 said:
    You know when you're getting old when a colleague tells you he's never heard of Art Attack
    You know you are old when you’ve never heard of Art Attack…


    Peak 90s television!
  • Raith_C_Chattonell
    Raith_C_Chattonell Posts: 6,015
    The World's oldest teenager celebrated his 80th yesterday. 

    The Fonz was 37 when he finished playing a teenager in Happy Days.



  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,679
    Was that done by the same sculptor that did the Ronaldo one at Madeira airport?

    Ronaldo statue Sculptor Emanuel Santos takes another shot

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  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,609
    Just about to leave the school after exercising the dogs earlier today when I noticed a lady with a younger girl with her outside the locked gates.
    Apparently they’d seen/heard the dogs as we passed them on route to the school in the car.
    The young girl told her mum, “that’s the Reading dogs in that car, I read with them when I was at St George’s” they decided to walk back to say hello…….

    “SHE STARTS WORK EXPERIENCE NEXT WEEK” 🤷‍♂️

  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,817


    Brian McClair

  • Raith_C_Chattonell
    Raith_C_Chattonell Posts: 6,015
    Blimey that takes me back as my son was a ball boy in 1989 when we played Man U at Selhurst. 

    He (the one above) pretended to shoot my son as the teams ran out - it pleased my son immensely.
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,713
    I may have said this before. When you are asked to give a urine sample, and it's never a problem...
  • Raith_C_Chattonell
    Raith_C_Chattonell Posts: 6,015
    Algarveaddick said:
    I may have said this before. When you are asked to give a urine sample, and it's never a problem...
    Mmmmm what about hitting the target though?
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,713
    Raith_C_Chattonell said:
    Algarveaddick said:
    I may have said this before. When you are asked to give a urine sample, and it's never a problem...
    Mmmmm what about hitting the target though?
    For now my hand is still steady enough to hold the pot straight... 
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 58,968
    When you study a picture of a Vets team to see if you know anyone, and realise you’re older than the whole team 
  • sillav nitram
    sillav nitram Posts: 10,384
    When you start wearing a bib when eating meals at home.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 22,215
    You get excited about having a new dishwasher installed. The heating element packed up on ours but had to wait for instillation as it's integrated and didn't trust myself to do it.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 22,215
    AFKABartram said:
    When you study a picture of a Vets team to see if you know anyone, and realise you’re older than the whole team 
    I was eligible for vets football 23 years ago

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  • _MrDick
    _MrDick Posts: 13,271
    Dennis Bergkamp signed for the Arse 31 years ago … I was 35 😭
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 22,215
    _MrDick said:
    Dennis Bergkamp signed for the Arse 31 years ago … I was 35 😭
    How old are you mate?
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,679
    43 is Dianne Abbott's reply.
  • gringo
    gringo Posts: 1,137
    DaveMehmet said:
    _MrDick said:
    Dennis Bergkamp signed for the Arse 31 years ago … I was 35 😭
    How old are you mate?
    who is Dennis Bergkamp and how did he singe his arse?
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,698
    gringo said:
    DaveMehmet said:
    _MrDick said:
    Dennis Bergkamp signed for the Arse 31 years ago … I was 35 😭
    How old are you mate?
    who is Dennis Bergkamp and how did he singe his arse?
    Lighting farts! How else?
  • CharltonKerry
    CharltonKerry Posts: 3,067
    When you celebrate your 48th wedding anniversary, 
  • ross1
    ross1 Posts: 51,445
    CharltonKerry said:
    When you celebrate your 48th wedding anniversary, 
    Try your 61st 😀👍
  • CharltonKerry
    CharltonKerry Posts: 3,067
    ross1 said:
    CharltonKerry said:
    When you celebrate your 48th wedding anniversary, 
    Try your 61st 😀👍
    Congratulations to you both that will take some beating 
  • Raith_C_Chattonell
    Raith_C_Chattonell Posts: 6,015
    ross1 said:
    CharltonKerry said:
    When you celebrate your 48th wedding anniversary, 
    Try your 61st 😀👍
    Did you get your card from the King?
  • ross1
    ross1 Posts: 51,445
    Raith_C_Chattonell said:
    ross1 said:
    CharltonKerry said:
    When you celebrate your 48th wedding anniversary, 
    Try your 61st 😀👍
    Did you get your card from the King?
    Still got a good few years to go 😁

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