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  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 24,618
    I mean and that defending too. That's a 1/10
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 24,618
    1. Steven Sessegnon
    2. Lewis Page
    3. Marcus Maddison
    4. Morgan Fox
    5. Connor Wickham
    6. Ronnie Schwartz
    7. Tamer Tuna
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 24,618
    I've found a STRONG candidate for Worst One And Done. Step forward David Campbell. Winner at Spurs, which is nice after this week

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0ZdtTioP4g
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 24,618
    That's the Irish David Campbell, not the Scottish one who played a few years earlier, to be clear
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 24,618
    OH FUCK how could I forget. Maddison thankfully off the podium

    1. Steven Sessegnon
    2. Lewis Page
    3. Alou Diarra
    4. Marcus Maddison
    5. Morgan Fox
    6. Connor Wickham
    7. Ronnie Schwartz
    8. Tamer Tuna
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 24,618
    If Josh Edwards never scores for us again btw, he's somewhere around Maddison or Fox, but I'm not calling him as a one and done yet obviously. Get Well Soon Josh
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 24,618
    Canonically, the Amdy Faye goal, from an actually great move, was deflected, otherwise it'd be near the top of this list and we cannot have that.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-Ef22Kblwc

    Look. It's deflected, yes? Yes?
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 24,618
    Okay, we have a NEW WINNER 

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WiPY_bWPoY

    I'm sure our older viewers recall this. I'd never seen it. (11:30 into the video) For many reasons, our new leader is...

    1. JOHN HENDRY
    2. Steven Sessegnon
    3. Lewis Page
    4. Alou Diarra
    5. Marcus Maddison
    6. Morgan Fox
    7. Connor Wickham
    8. Ronnie Schwartz
    9. Tamer Tuna
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 24,618
    There's been another development btw

    1. Cameron Stewart 9.3
    2. Sir Claus Jensen 8.6 
    3= George Tucudean 8.5 (2)
    3= Aaron Henry 8.5 (2)
    5. Dennis Rommedahl 8.3 
    6. Ricky Holmes 8.1
    7. Hamer Bouazza 7.8
    8. Kyel Reid 7.5
    9. Ahmed Kashi 7.0
    10. Sir Paul Mortimer 6.9
    11. Johann Berg Gudmundsson 6.8

    Henry's two goals of course a 10 vs QPR and what I have deemed to be 'a strong 7' in the EFL Trophy
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 24,618
    My work is never done

    1. John Hendry
    2. Steven Sessegnon
    3. Lewis Page
    4. Alou Diarra
    5. Marcus Maddison
    6. Morgan Fox
    7. Connor Wickham
    8. Freddie Ladapo
    9. Ronnie Schwartz
    10. Tamer Tuna

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  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 24,618
    So gutted there's no footage of Paul Lazarus' only goal for us (see also Leroy Ambrose, Darren Anderson and a whole bunch of others including everyone before like 1983). But Paul Lazarus is the one I've really pinned my hopes on
  • EastbourneAddick
    EastbourneAddick Posts: 84
    edited August 28
    I think the best goal I've ever seen at The Valley was Aaron Henry v QPR in the League Cup about 3 years ago. 
    Not an easy chance but he absolutely walloped it in from right hand side of the box to the goalkeepers right. Astonishing goal.
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 24,618
    Okay, I had seen this before...I'm going to go rogue and break up Sessegnon and Page. Remember headers and volleys? It's nice to do that in a league game

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZiIyelZWtQ

    1. John Hendry
    2. Steven Sessegnon
    3. Paul Linger
    4. Lewis Page
    5. Alou Diarra
    6. Marcus Maddison
    7. Morgan Fox
    8. Connor Wickham
    9. Freddie Ladapo
    10. Ronnie Schwartz
    11. Tamer Tuna
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 24,618
    EastbourneAddick said:
    I think the best goal I've ever seen at The Valley was Aaron Henry v QPR in the League Cup about 3 years ago. 
    Not an easy chance but he absolutely walloped it in from right hand side of the box to the goalkeepers right. Astonishing goal.
    You'll note I've just added him to the main list!
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 24,618
    Omg I was AT this game! I remember the marriage proposal very well lol. Why did I go? Anyway, this happened

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gz0A1y0LMg

    1. John Hendry
    2. Steven Sessegnon
    3. Paul Linger
    4. Lewis Page
    5. Alou Diarra
    6. Marcus Maddison
    7. Jamie Mascoll
    8. Morgan Fox
    9. Connor Wickham
    10. Freddie Ladapo
    11. Ronnie Schwartz
    12. Tamer Tuna
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 24,618
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpQ3WXI_x4I

    1. John Hendry
    2. Steven Sessegnon
    3. Paul Linger
    4. Lewis Page
    5. Alou Diarra
    6. Marcus Maddison
    7. Jamie Mascoll
    8. Morgan Fox
    9. Connor Wickham
    10. Kevin Nicholls
    11. Freddie Ladapo
    12. Ronnie Schwartz
    13. Tamer Tuna

    Why is Tamer Tuna still in this list. Why is anything
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 24,618
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqO2Pa1AVFo

    1. John Hendry
    2. Steven Sessegnon
    3. Paul Linger
    4. Lewis Page
    5. Alou Diarra
    6. Marcus Maddison
    7. Jamie Mascoll
    8. Morgan Fox
    9. Erhun Oztumer
    10. Connor Wickham
    11. Kevin Nicholls
    12. Freddie Ladapo
    13. Ronnie Schwartz
    14. Tamer Tuna
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 24,618
    Erm, what the fuck

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqDyUv9XZBI

    1. John Hendry
    2. GARY POOLE
    3. Steven Sessegnon
    4. Paul Linger
    5. Lewis Page
    6. Alou Diarra
    7. Marcus Maddison
    8. Jamie Mascoll
    9. Morgan Fox
    10. Erhun Oztumer
    11. Connor Wickham
    12. Kevin Nicholls
    13. Freddie Ladapo
    14. Ronnie Schwartz
    15. Tamer Tuna

    Why had I not seen this absolute monster of a goal before
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 24,618
    I think I've now seen every single one and done goal by a Charlton player that's on Youtube. I skipped Andy Todd cos there's no way that goal is any good. We have a final 15. I'm done here. Hendry/Poole/Sessegnon is your top three. Paul Linger a little unlucky
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 24,618
    "Johnny Ostergaard scored a screamer at Wrexham in 1980 as his only Charlton goal" okay shush. It isn't on video. Zip it. Shush everyone. Go away 

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  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,851
    MrOneLung said:
    Andy Peake
    Oooh Peakey Rocket
  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,851
    I thought it was two goals minimum? Otherwise I'd have suggested Gary Poole straight away 
  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 36,844
    oohaahmortimer said:
    When you see us playing scoring and all the quality in those Prem games , it reminds me of why I have a football snob mentality.
    All this over excitement about playing West Ham and spurs and over tugging off after a win or just even getting a game against Tottenham pah
    these matches were 2 a penny for a few years and we went there with a good chance of winning and did …
    How I yearn to be a team of quality and in the top flight , greedy I know but I’m sick of being the worst of the south east London triumvirate 

    anyway Steve Mackenzie 7 goals for us according to wiki and he was a player , the game that stands out the 2-2 at Highbury when god himself got the other and we were in yellows yellows yellows 
    And should have won the 2-2 game at Highbury. Def penalty turned down right in front of the away fans  
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 24,618
    Leroy Ambrose said:
    I thought it was two goals minimum? Otherwise I'd have suggested Gary Poole straight away 
    No, I've done two rankings now. One for two goals minimum, and one for the best one-off goals
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 24,618
    I've slept on it and Aaron Henry's other goal is an 8 isn't it, not least as he scored it on his birthday. Which means dethroning Claus Jensen. Shit happens when you score loads of goals

    Here is Aaron Henry's 'lesser' goal ftr:

    https://youtu.be/_jjfECCuF2Q?is=uYstCUfELJffATqt

    1. Cameron Stewart 9.3
    2. Aaron Henry 9.0
    3. Sir Claus Jensen 8.6 
    4. George Tucudean 8.5
    5. Dennis Rommedahl 8.3 
    6. Ricky Holmes 8.1
    7. Hamer Bouazza 7.8
    8. Kyel Reid 7.5
    9. Ahmed Kashi 7.0
    10. Sir Paul Mortimer 6.9
    11. Johann Berg Gudmundsson 6.8
  • wmcf123
    wmcf123 Posts: 6,560
    Leuth said:
    I've slept on it and Aaron Henry's other goal is an 8 isn't it, not least as he scored it on his birthday. Which means dethroning Claus Jensen. Shit happens when you score loads of goals

    Here is Aaron Henry's 'lesser' goal ftr:

    https://youtu.be/_jjfECCuF2Q?is=uYstCUfELJffATqt

    1. Cameron Stewart 9.3
    2. Aaron Henry 9.0
    3. Sir Claus Jensen 8.6 
    4. George Tucudean 8.5
    5. Dennis Rommedahl 8.3 
    6. Ricky Holmes 8.1
    7. Hamer Bouazza 7.8
    8. Kyel Reid 7.5
    9. Ahmed Kashi 7.0
    10. Sir Paul Mortimer 6.9
    11. Johann Berg Gudmundsson 6.8
    I don’t think that’s an 8. 
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 24,618
    It is against a terrible Gillingham keeper in the pizza cup so you might have a point. Nice finish but not under any pressure. Alright FINE we restore the status quo. Never let it be said I don't listen to my public 

    1. Cameron Stewart 9.3
    2. Sir Claus Jensen 8.6 
    3= George Tucudean 8.5 (2)
    3= Aaron Henry 8.5 (2)
    5. Dennis Rommedahl 8.3 
    6. Ricky Holmes 8.1
    7. Hamer Bouazza 7.8
    8. Kyel Reid 7.5
    9. Ahmed Kashi 7.0
    10. Sir Paul Mortimer 6.9
    11. Johann Berg Gudmundsson 6.8
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 28,150
    Leroy Ambrose said:
    MrOneLung said:
    Andy Peake
    Oooh Peakey Rocket
    Exactly why I thought of him ! 
  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 24,795
    I still think you've done Dennis dirty, all 4 of his goals are away from home too
  • Desmond Oulu
    Desmond Oulu Posts: 63
    Charlie MacDonald's two goals must surely have a mean score higher than 6.8?

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