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Mock the Week game

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  • sadiejane1981
    sadiejane1981 Posts: 9,012
    sorry to bother you, would you mind being my date tonight, so I can prove to my mates that I'm NOT shallow.
  • allez les addicks
    allez les addicks Posts: 1,432
    "If I was to ask you for sex, would the answer to that question be the same as the one to this question?"

    "If I was a rapist, it'd be your lucky night"

    "Seeing as everyone knows ugly girls have fit mates; when are yours arriving?"
  • Swisdom
    Swisdom Posts: 14,976
    " premature for who"
  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    "Oh your sally... I though you were the fit one from accounts"

    "That's a nice strong hand shake"

    "We can go back to mine, mum and dad will be asleep"
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,973
    edited March 2010
    ''Its ok, cousins are allowed.''

    ''What size feet do you have? are your toenails polished? do you like foot massages?....no, i wouldnt say im a huge fan of feet, im just curious''
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,973
    ''You remind me of someone..........THATS IT! the tart from sh*t-on-my-chest.com''
  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    "Ok 10 dollar for sucky sucky sounds a good price"
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,973
    ''get ya rat out''

    (Although this usually works in the Croydon area)
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,211
    OK New topic.


    THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T SAY AT A FOOTBALL GROUND

    "And now let's go over to Brian Cole to read out the Palace team"
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,973
    ''personally, i think we would all look great in pink.''
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  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,973
    ''i hope Marcus Bent is starting for us today''
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,211
    "So there is a team in red with 11 and a team in blue with 11 but why does the team in black only have three players? Isn't that unfair?"
  • Alex Wright
    Alex Wright Posts: 8,214
    Can you explain the offside rule one more time please.
  • Alex Wright
    Alex Wright Posts: 8,214
    Why can't we replace Deon Burton after the Referee showed him a red card? I mean, it's not as though he meant to handle the ball, it's just thet they keep putting in crosses that are too high for hin. Poor little fella.
  • Alex Wright
    Alex Wright Posts: 8,214
    Where's the away end mate?
  • milne
    milne Posts: 175
    Of course Danny Murphy is comitted to the Charlton cause............
  • Alex Wright
    Alex Wright Posts: 8,214
    I'll have two pints of London Pride please, and two scotches. ;-)
  • Alex Wright
    Alex Wright Posts: 8,214
    edited March 2010
    if you support Borussia Mönchengladbach.........

    "Give us a 'B'........"
  • Alex Wright
    Alex Wright Posts: 8,214
    Actually, my Wife is a Palace supporter.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,973
    we cant lose now....
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  • dabos
    dabos Posts: 2,715
    Cracking goal kick from Deano
  • Chizz
    Chizz Posts: 28,330
    This has got nil-all written all over it...
  • Chizz
    Chizz Posts: 28,330
    When does the game start? I haven't quite decided who I want to win yet.
  • Alex Wright
    Alex Wright Posts: 8,214
    OK, five minutes left, I'm off. Text me if anything else happens.
  • Chizz
    Chizz Posts: 28,330
    Which one's David Beckenham?
  • paulbaconsarnie
    paulbaconsarnie Posts: 9,423
    yes, i will have a pint and something to eat.
    £2 on lloyd sam 1st goal.
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,142
    Oh, this is the Millwall end, sorry I'm not from around here...
  • Bournemouth Addick
    Bournemouth Addick Posts: 16,283
    'If anyone finds a cardie can they let me know lads, I must've dropped mine on the way in...'
  • colthe3rd
    colthe3rd Posts: 8,486
    BOOOOOOO!!!!
  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    I'm glad were leaving the valley...

    I think crystal athletic sounds a cracking idea....

    I wish we had ron noades....

    Jimmy floyd, diara and trajore walton, top 6 here we come!!

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