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  • sadiejane1981
    sadiejane1981 Posts: 9,012
    Oh South London is Wonderful
    For the Pr**ks......
  • craigcafc
    craigcafc Posts: 628
    So when does the commentator come over the PA?
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,943
    Siiiiddddaaaaaaaann!
  • Chizz
    Chizz Posts: 28,330
    Where does one collect one's drinks during the interval?
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,211
    New Category

    Things you don't want to hear in hospital
  • Chizz
    Chizz Posts: 28,330
    Oh dear all the sockets are full. Which one shall I pull out to plug in the Hoover?
  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    "Well mr smith, the operation was a complete sucess, we all want to say how brave your are having your penis removed and becomming a women"

    Errr

    "I'm mr smythe, I had an ingrowing toe nail"...

    "Oopps"
  • Chizz
    Chizz Posts: 28,330
    Well Mr Jones, I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is, we amputated the wrong leg. However, on a much brighter note, the gentleman in the bed opposite has made quite a decent offer for your slippers.
  • paulbaconsarnie
    paulbaconsarnie Posts: 9,423
    hello, i'm dr shipman.
  • Chizz
    Chizz Posts: 28,330
    "You might feel a small prick..."
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  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,943
    Best deal with you first, there's not much time, after all....
  • Chizz
    Chizz Posts: 28,330
    "I wouldn't go buying any long playing records if I were you"
  • sadiejane1981
    sadiejane1981 Posts: 9,012
    Doctor 1: of course I can do this procedure I have only had 2 deaths.
    Doctor 2: but you've only performed it twice.
  • No.1 in South London
    No.1 in South London Posts: 3,960
    edited March 2010
    Doctor "We have identified the troublesome little virus that has caused your sudden weight loss and we'll be putting you on a pancake diet for the next couple of days"
    Patient "why pancakes, will they help to cure the virus ?"
    Doctor "doubt it, they're the only food we can get under the door in the ebola ward"
  • JollyRobin
    JollyRobin Posts: 1,706
    'Your surgery was a complete success, but, on a completely unrelated note, you haven't happened to see my watch lying around?'
  • LoOkOuT
    LoOkOuT Posts: 10,853
    "Dr House, no he's on holiday."
  • JT
    JT Posts: 12,348
    ''Ok, i will count to ten - when you wake up again you will be a new person Dan, or should i say 'Danielle'!

    1......2.......''
  • JollyRobin
    JollyRobin Posts: 1,706
    edited March 2010
    'Mr Ricketts, the good news is you have Rickets which has caused much hilarity for me and the nursing staff, the bad news is you'll probably never walk again!'
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,943
    Yeah...soooo...ummmm....
  • cafcadam
    cafcadam Posts: 241
    doc1: well umm... do i need to use anesthetic for the real deal as i didnt when i played operation??????

    doc2: maybe i should do this procedure i have seen it done on holby city
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  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,142
    We have a very special guest visiting the hospital today - welcome Mr. Piers Morgan...
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    So as you can see it is apparent Mr Digby was involved in a sex game at time of death... (too soon?)
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,211
    Time for another category.

    Things you don't expect to hear on a soap opera
  • P_Air
    P_Air Posts: 545
    "I'm sooooooooooo happy"
  • sadiejane1981
    sadiejane1981 Posts: 9,012
    Attention everyone within the perimeters of this hospital, sorry to tell you all but a deadly virus has infected this area and nobody is permitted to leave or enter the building or its perimeters, the armed forces have arrived.
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,142
    That Deirdre Barlow is a right sort.
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,211
    "Well that wedding went off without any problems at all"
  • sadiejane1981
    sadiejane1981 Posts: 9,012
    ....and the lived happily ever after
  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 26,272
    This is the best Christmas ever!
  • LoOkOuT
    LoOkOuT Posts: 10,853
    "You ain't my mother!!!!!"
    "No, 'course not, I'm your sister, innit!"

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