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Pensioner admits having sex with horse and donkey

Covered End
Covered End Posts: 52,287
edited April 2010 in Not Sports Related
Neigh, neigh and thrice neigh.

Joseph Squires appeared at Leicester Crown Court, Monday 12th April, charged with buggery of a donkey between February 2 and February 5, 1999, and buggery of a horse between March 15 and 18, 2004.

The 66-year-old also faced charges of damaging property - relating to the two animals on the same dates.

Squires, whose address was previously given as Overpark Avenue, Leicester, was due to stand trial but pleaded guilty to all four counts today.

Mitigating, Amar Mehta told the court Squires had no previous convictions and was of previous good character.

Squires was remanded into custody for a pre-sentence report to be prepared and will be sentenced on May 24.
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  • oohaahmortimer
    oohaahmortimer Posts: 34,381
    i can understand it if he did it for one day , he may have been drunk but for 3/4 days there really is no excuse !
  • Goonerhater
    Goonerhater Posts: 12,677
    i think this is a pony thread.
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,456
    Surely a case of un "Bridled" passion : (

    I'll get my coat
  • oohaahmortimer
    oohaahmortimer Posts: 34,381
    did he do it up the ass ?
  • JT
    JT Posts: 12,348
    [cite]Posted By: oohaahmortimer[/cite]i can understand it if he did it for one day ,


    So this is what you were doing Saturday...!
  • oohaahmortimer
    oohaahmortimer Posts: 34,381
    [cite]Posted By: JT[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: oohaahmortimer[/cite]i can understand it if he did it for one day ,


    So this is what you were doing Saturday...!

    well i was drunk, so that's ok surely?
  • JT
    JT Posts: 12,348
    A likely tail....
  • Goonerhater
    Goonerhater Posts: 12,677
    edited April 2010
    cant be true----- sex with a horse and a donkey ? he must have a f**kin big bed the fella.



    mind you he could say he is very sorry ---offer to go to a sex addiction clinic and pay off the other 19 farm yard animals so they dont bring charges against him--- that might work.
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 29,027
    Maybe it's not as bad as it sounds - maybe they were in a stable relationship.
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 52,287
    edited April 2010
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  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,495
    The phrase 'wizard's sleeve' doesn't really do a horse justice does it? This geezer must make Ron Jeremy look like a eunuch
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 29,027
    [cite]Posted By: Covered End[/cite]I've heard the donkey is sueing the horse, as he thought that he was effectively married in the eyes of the law,as he was in a stable relationship.

    Sorry mate, doesn't really work second time around!
    ;o)
  • Atletico Addick
    Atletico Addick Posts: 5,843
    [cite]Posted By: Off_it[/cite]Maybe it's not as bad as it sounds - maybe they were in a stable relationship.

    lol
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 52,287
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  • RedZed333
    RedZed333 Posts: 3,103
    I wonder if he was hung like a donkey..
  • vancouveraddick
    vancouveraddick Posts: 1,674
    That's ridonkulous
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,612
    Maybe the three of them were just horsing around to start with.
    Then maybe he misread the signs - Horse and Donkey Rides
    These pensioners though eh.
  • Friend Or Defoe
    Friend Or Defoe Posts: 18,184
    Nice, Granimals!
  • JT
    JT Posts: 12,348
    Keep reading pensioner as Parkinson at a quick scan!
  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    I was single for a very long time and was desperate and would try it on with anything female, how desperate do you have to be to go to a farm and rear end a donkey!!! I want to be on that jury...

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  • ads
    ads Posts: 3,233
    this happens in slade green all the time and no one bats an eyelid
  • bingaddick
    bingaddick Posts: 8,184
    "Horse play ends up with pain in the ass"
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 38,197
    [cite]Posted By: ads[/cite]this happens in slade green all the time and no one bats an eyelid

    LOL!!!
  • mistrollingin
    mistrollingin Posts: 3,868
    I was planning to have toad in the hole for tea tonight, but i've just changed my mind.
  • Cordoban Addick
    Cordoban Addick Posts: 5,448
    The problem was that he was caught.

    If only he had locked the stable door before he bolted.
  • bibble
    bibble Posts: 1,052
    I wonder if he was sad when he said Goodbye to his horse?
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,612
    Apparently he'd said to his mates that his partner was a real old nag....
    Wonder who was responsible for dobbin him in?
    He knew the game was up when he heard the police car coming nee yore nee yore.

    I'm sorry I'll go now....
  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,975
    apparently the horses name was Winnie.
  • SoundAsa£
    SoundAsa£ Posts: 22,586
    At least he was gentleman enough to bugger them and not run the risk of an unwanted pregnancy.
  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    Coz the pervs bell end was coverd pooh when he finished....

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