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Pensioner admits having sex with horse and donkey

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  • SE10Addick
    SE10Addick Posts: 2,973
    I dont see what the problem is? We've all pulled a pig in our time and my ex girlfriends was a right mare..
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 38,199
    Would Ya?


    ladyhorse.jpg
  • charente addick
    charente addick Posts: 3,852
    what a knob jockey!
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 58,168
    brings a whole new meaning to 'doing it up the red rum'
  • Mark Curtis
    Mark Curtis Posts: 33
    Looks like he was not brave enough to enter the Nags Head!!
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    Does it say how old the horses were?

    Perhaps he groomed them.
  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    You think he went in bare back...
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 58,168
    As any old randy horse racing lothario will tell you, its all about the Queen Mother Champion Chase
  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 9,010
    edited April 2010
    He didn't realise it wasn't his missus as she always had a long face as well.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 58,168
    We may mock, but maintaining a relationship with a National Hunt horse is no easy feat by any stretch of the imagination. There are a hell of a lot of hurdles to overcome...

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  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    To be fair his defence is he thought it was sarah jessica parker...
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 38,199
    I cant see this relationship lasting furlong.
  • Salad
    Salad Posts: 10,189
    as he was saying goodbye to his horse he was saying hello to his donkey
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 38,199
    This is a match Maiden heaven
  • Salad
    Salad Posts: 10,189
    he could only do the horse when it was dark because she's a bit of a night mare
  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    edited April 2010
    Nothing like a good beastiailty story to get the lifiers out in full...

    So but I've only got 'blinkers' for tonights game.
  • Mark Curtis
    Mark Curtis Posts: 33
    I'm still in shock as i thought he was in a stable relationship.
  • LoOkOuT
    LoOkOuT Posts: 10,934
    What a jockey!
  • Salad
    Salad Posts: 10,189
    expect to see the offspring sign on for the Charlton Hoof Academy any day now ...
  • Salad
    Salad Posts: 10,189
    apparently he fancied a pony too, but couldn't find a way to a tractor

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  • Salad
    Salad Posts: 10,189
    [cite]Posted By: AFKABartram[/cite]We may mock, but maintaining a relationship with a National Hunt horse is no easy feat by any stretch of the imagination. There are a hell of a lot of hurdles to overcome...
    have to be careful what you say too, you never know when they'll take a fence.
  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    I wonder what the neigh-bours said?
  • oohaahmortimer
    oohaahmortimer Posts: 34,381
    what's the big deal it was only a bit of horseplay ffs
  • JT
    JT Posts: 12,348
    There is a lot riding on this.



    Ooh, sorry wrong thread.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 38,199
    So the bloke managed to get it up for a horse.....thats pretty good going.
  • RedZed333
    RedZed333 Posts: 3,103
    Apparently the pig next door squealed on him...
  • Kap10
    Kap10 Posts: 15,642
    >>JTCommentTime Keep reading pensioner as Parkinson at a quick scan! <<

    I read it as Pardew!
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,612
    Apparently he first met up with the horse as part of a bet...
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,512
    Well at least he wasn't having a relationship with them both at the same time.

    That would have been infieldelity
  • Six-a-bag-of-nuts
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts Posts: 8,160
    You can't knock a bit of unbridled passion.
    I suppose he went round the back to avoid the animals getting the bit between their teeth.

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