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Pensioner admits having sex with horse and donkey

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  • Oakster
    Oakster Posts: 6,812
    fet lock of good any of these excuses will do him - he's going down!
  • RedZed333
    RedZed333 Posts: 3,103
    He would have made a foal of himself if they got pregnant...
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 29,027
    How long before he's back in the saddle?
  • RedZed333
    RedZed333 Posts: 3,103
    [cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]Well at least he wasn't having a relationship with them both at the same time.

    That would have been infieldelity
    This isn't a football topic, why aren't you whingeing on about it...?
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 38,199
    This was a filly thing for the man to do....especially getting colt in the act.
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,512
    just the fact that the guys name is Squires is funny enough
  • SoundAsa£
    SoundAsa£ Posts: 22,586
    At his time of life it's understandable that he'd be looking for a stable relationship.
  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,975
    I don't think we've shown any respect here for the poor horse or donkey involved. I imagine it would have been a fairly traumatic experience for the both of them and that they will need extensive councelling to get over it. I hope in time they can put it all behind them.
  • ads
    ads Posts: 3,233
    [quote][cite]Posted By: LargeAddick[/cite]I don't think we've shown any respect here for the poor horse or donkey involved. I imagine it would have been a fairly traumatic experience for the both of them and that they will need extensive councelling to get over it. I hope in time they can put it all behind them.[/quote]

    he wont be able to, he's gonna be subjected to constant 'eew aaw' chants in the breakfast queue in leicester nick
  • RedZed333
    RedZed333 Posts: 3,103
    [cite]Posted By: ads[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: LargeAddick[/cite]I don't think we've shown any respect here for the poor horse or donkey involved. I imagine it would have been a fairly traumatic experience for the both of them and that they will need extensive councelling to get over it. I hope in time they can put it all behind them.

    he wont be able to, he's gonna be subjected to constant 'eew aaw' chants in the breakfast queue in leicester nick
    He'll have to get used to sowing mailbags instead of his oats..

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  • You could say it was a stable relationship! ;)
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 29,123
    Makes a change from getting nagged at home.
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,512
    I'm getting worried about Peanuts Molloy.

    He said he got all his national tips from the horse's mouth
  • RedZed333
    RedZed333 Posts: 3,103
    I'm getting a bit suspicious about all these 'stable relationship' posters...
  • Nay, Nay, Thrice Nay and Absolutely Not....... as Frankie Howard might say
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,456
    But for Viagra, he would never have stayed the distance.................
  • RedZed333
    RedZed333 Posts: 3,103
    [cite]Posted By: T.C.E[/cite]But for Viagra, he would never have stayed the distance.................
    I bet the horse came first...
  • I don't want to stirrup any controversey here, but what is wrong with a pensioner getting his oats?
  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    80 posts on an old nutter banging a horse and goat....

    Standup if you love charltonlife....
  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    8.05pm tonight all lifers ehh haww...

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  • Mortimerician
    Mortimerician Posts: 5,222
    He's had a f**king mare.

    Literally. It's not swearing AFKA
  • RedZed333
    RedZed333 Posts: 3,103
    If it's in the bible it's not swearing...
  • took it by a short head
  • RedZed333
    RedZed333 Posts: 3,103
    You can take a horse up the ass...

    But you can't take an ass up the horse....

    (One for the TESOL's...)
  • I wonder...if I give my missus a carrot and rub on the nose will.....
  • RedZed333
    RedZed333 Posts: 3,103
    She usually does...
  • ads
    ads Posts: 3,233
    gives a new meaning to donkey rides
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 29,027
    Can I be the first to mention something about a "stable relationship". Thank you.
  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    Do not falter little donkey, there's a star ahead,
    It will guide you, little donkey, to a cattle shed,
    where a pervert, will give you head...
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 29,123
    I heard that the last time the horse was out, she unseated her rider.