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Pensioner admits having sex with horse and donkey

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  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    No defence for the man all donkeys come equiped with a massice cross on the backs to show no entry...
  • RedZed333
    RedZed333 Posts: 3,103
    Judge: 'You had sex with a horse..? How low can you get...?'

    Defendant: 'Have you seen those little Shetland ponies you can get...?
  • Stuart_the_Red
    Stuart_the_Red Posts: 1,927
    Dobbin' the Donkey is against the Law...




















    ...so is Muffin the Mule for that matter!
  • Six-a-bag-of-nuts
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts Posts: 8,160
    Apparently the guy is living in fear of his grandmother; having misheard the old nursery rhyme as,
    "C*ck a nice horse 'til Gran very cross"
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,612
    I just wonder if his hearing let him down that somehow when he was asked to saddle the donkey and stroke the horse what he heard was straddle the donkey and poke the horse.
    It could all have been a terrible misunderstanding ....
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 38,197
    Frankie Boyle:
    Im not sure if he knew what he was doing – you know what its like once you get to that age.
    You go into a donkey and forget what you went in there for. In the pensioner’s defence, he saw the donkey yawning and thought it was Jordans private parts.

    This guys going to have to go on an incredible gun rampage if he’s going to stand any chance of having a nickname other than Donkey F****r.
  • masicat
    masicat Posts: 5,018
    I know this bloke. It's Scot Macktavish. He was originally on trial for doing it with a cat. Even though they had photographic evidence he still got off. The judge said he couldn't believe a Scotsman would put anything in a kitty !!!
  • RedZed333
    RedZed333 Posts: 3,103
    Never look a gift horse in the ass...

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