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Probably the same sort of bloke who tells folk down the pub that people should be hanged for dropping litter...AddickUpNorth said:Being verbally abused by a member of the public when all I wanted was to quietly start my day by stopping at the shop for my paper on the way to work. Bloke in a van obviously clocked my uniform (bit humid today so I didn’t have a jacket on) and decided to call me a ‘fucking tosser’. Charming.
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Shorts (or trousers) with really shallow pockets.3
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People constantly trying to find something to be offended about:
Why is Lady (the entire equivalent of Gentleman) now seen as a derogatory term?Daggs said:Very odd indeed when people refer to a woman as "a lady"
I really don't understand this one? Men are still often referred to as Gentlemen without offence. So why are Women offended by Lady?
Any posters that understand this one, please help me out!4 -
Oh yes...this! Got a pair recently that has a back pocket that every time I sit down deposits my wallet onto the chair. One day I'm going to forget to check when I leave.Algarveaddick said:Shorts (or trousers) with really shallow pockets.
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they prefer being referred to as a Doris/treacle/slosher etcDazzler21 said:People constantly trying to find something to be offended about:
Why is Lady (the entire equivalent of Gentleman) now seen as a derogatory term?Daggs said:Very odd indeed when people refer to a woman as "a lady"
I really don't understand this one? Men are still often referred to as Gentlemen without offence. So why are Women offended by Lady?
Any posters that understand this one, please help me out!6 -
Yeah saw for example that Liverpool WFC had changed their name from Liverpool Ladies FC to Liverpool FC Women because of thisDazzler21 said:People constantly trying to find something to be offended about:
Why is Lady (the entire equivalent of Gentleman) now seen as a derogatory term?Daggs said:Very odd indeed when people refer to a woman as "a lady"
I really don't understand this one? Men are still often referred to as Gentlemen without offence. So why are Women offended by Lady?
Any posters that understand this one, please help me out!
I always thought that "woman" was the derogatory term and that lady was the polite word - i.e. If ever speak to my wife and call her "woman" I'm in deep shit1 -
Any birds on here got a view on this ?18
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Treading in dog shit in my brand new sandals. Then, to add insult to injury, Mrs Stig having a go at me for wearing shoes indoors. Taking my shit-caked sandals out to the side alley to clean them and treading in a pile of cat chunder. Then, as if she'd been hovering all the while waiting to have a second go at me, Mrs Stig appearing out of nowhere to remind me what an idiot I was and how she told me it was there. Yes dear, you did tell me it was there - two hours ago. You didn't tell me that you planned to do nothing about it and would use it to belittle my animal detritis avoidance skills (or lack of).7
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Hope you didn’t get any on your socks grandadStig said:Treading in dog shit in my brand new sandals. Then, to add insult to injury, Mrs Stig having a go at me for wearing shoes indoors. Taking my shit-caked sandals out to the side alley to clean them and treading in a pile of cat chunder. Then, as if she'd been hovering all the while waiting to have a second go at me, Mrs Stig appearing out of nowhere to remind me what an idiot I was and how she told me it was there. Yes dear, you did tell me it was there - two hours ago. You didn't tell me that you planned to do nothing about it and would use it to belittle my animal detritis avoidance skills (or lack of).
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Sandals.3
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Shit covered sandals on eBay.4
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I wouldn't buy a lottery ticket today if I were you mate.Stig said:Treading in dog shit in my brand new sandals. Then, to add insult to injury, Mrs Stig having a go at me for wearing shoes indoors. Taking my shit-caked sandals out to the side alley to clean them and treading in a pile of cat chunder. Then, as if she'd been hovering all the while waiting to have a second go at me, Mrs Stig appearing out of nowhere to remind me what an idiot I was and how she told me it was there. Yes dear, you did tell me it was there - two hours ago. You didn't tell me that you planned to do nothing about it and would use it to belittle my animal detritis avoidance skills (or lack of).
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Having short legs and needing to take trousers up. Thank God for wonder webbing!1
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Only realising your boxer shorts are on backwards when stood next to your boss at the urinal7
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Algarveaddick said:
Probably the same sort of bloke who tells folk down the pub that people should be hanged forAddickUpNorth said:Being verbally abused by a member of the public when all I wanted was to quietly start my day by stopping at the shop for my paper on the way to work. Bloke in a van obviously clocked my uniform (bit humid today so I didn’t have a jacket on) and decided to call me a ‘fucking tosser’. Charming.
dropping litterparking their car in a way that it blocks the recycling bins...0 -
You ever tried shorts mate?Raith_C_Chattonell said:Having short legs and needing to take trousers up. Thank God for wonder webbing!
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if i had ever said 'that woman has a nice dress' i was told woman wasn't a very nice word to use so would always use lady. However nowadays the more I say lady i think of Little Britain.ForeverAddickted said:
Yeah saw for example that Liverpool WFC had changed their name from Liverpool Ladies FC to Liverpool FC Women because of thisDazzler21 said:People constantly trying to find something to be offended about:
Why is Lady (the entire equivalent of Gentleman) now seen as a derogatory term?Daggs said:Very odd indeed when people refer to a woman as "a lady"
I really don't understand this one? Men are still often referred to as Gentlemen without offence. So why are Women offended by Lady?
Any posters that understand this one, please help me out!
I always thought that "woman" was the derogatory term and that lady was the polite word - i.e. If ever speak to my wife and call her "woman" I'm in deep shit
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In fairness, you did have your cock in the hand.AddickUpNorth said:Being verbally abused by a member of the public when all I wanted was to quietly start my day by stopping at the shop for my paper on the way to work. Bloke in a van obviously clocked my uniform (bit humid today so I didn’t have a jacket on) and decided to call me a ‘fucking tosser’. Charming.
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Not quite long enough, look like ankle swingers on mei_b_b_o_r_g said:
You ever tried shorts mate?Raith_C_Chattonell said:Having short legs and needing to take trousers up. Thank God for wonder webbing!
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guinnessaddick said:
In fairness, you did have your cock in the hand.AddickUpNorth said:Being verbally abused by a member of the public when all I wanted was to quietly start my day by stopping at the shop for my paper on the way to work. Bloke in a van obviously clocked my uniform (bit humid today so I didn’t have a jacket on) and decided to call me a ‘fucking tosser’. Charming.
I can’t help it, it’s a recognised disorder. I have a note from my GP.
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It’s good to see you are getting help to beat it.AddickUpNorth said:guinnessaddick said:
In fairness, you did have your cock in the hand.AddickUpNorth said:Being verbally abused by a member of the public when all I wanted was to quietly start my day by stopping at the shop for my paper on the way to work. Bloke in a van obviously clocked my uniform (bit humid today so I didn’t have a jacket on) and decided to call me a ‘fucking tosser’. Charming.
I can’t help it, it’s a recognised disorder. I have a note from my GP.
What does the note say?
Please excuse @AddickUpNorth, he's a fooking tosser.3 -
That dulcolex advert with the lady saying "as an engineer I know how complex systems work" before recommending a particular laxative. I thought as an engineer they worked it out with a pencil?3
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She talks out her arse mate1
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Ah you know her then, special talent.0
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"Rainbow" salad. Sod off. It's a salad, dont dress it up. If you pardon the pun1
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The recent 'Type your comment' innovation in the box where I have been typing my comment in the same box for the last six years.6