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  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,638
    edited August 2018
    McBobbin said:

    Carter said:

    Said it before, say it again. Passengers in cars who have their bare FEET on the dashboard. Height of bad manners.

    That would end the journey for whoever had their feet on my dashboard.

    Been off work today, took my wife's car in for its MOT. Filled the tank up which was on fumes, spent a good few hours cleaning it.

    She's bought my pride and joy back that she borrowed today covered in birdshit from parking under a tree. The car park at her work is enormous!
    Wouldn't happen in my vehicle, it's the Europeans on the motorways here mate
    The Europeans shit on your car on motorways? Ok I'm changing my mind. Brexit now!
    Hard or soft shit Brexit?
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,638

    Having to go back to Yorkshire after possibly having the best holiday ever on the fine island of Zante.

    What’s wrong with God’s own county?
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,027

    Friendly reminders. They are never usually friendly.

    That's up there with Polite Notices*. Sticking the word polite on a notice does not make it polite, if anything it makes it patronising .

    *This is doubly bad when the 'Polite' is printed in the same style that you might see the word 'Police'. Sign makers (or more usually, motorcyclists outfitters tabbard designers), you're not fooling anyone. Get a grip and do some real work.
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    Stig said:

    Friendly reminders. They are never usually friendly.

    That's up there with Polite Notices*. Sticking the word polite on a notice does not make it polite, if anything it makes it patronising .

    *This is doubly bad when the 'Polite' is printed in the same style that you might see the word 'Police'. Sign makers (or more usually, motorcyclists outfitters tabbard designers), you're not fooling anyone. Get a grip and do some real work.
    It's like saying "I respectfully disagree"... Pure passive aggression!
  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325

    Having to go back to Yorkshire after possibly having the best holiday ever on the fine island of Zante.

    What’s wrong with God’s own county?
    Its full of feckers from Yorkshire.....
  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956

    Having to go back to Yorkshire after possibly having the best holiday ever on the fine island of Zante.

    What’s wrong with God’s own county?
    Its full of feckers from Yorkshire.....
    ...............and Leedsaddick
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,983
    People that wish their pets happy birthday. Just no.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    I know people who've got Facebook profiles for their dogs and, as if that ain't bad enough, even post as if their dog is doing it
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    I know people who've got Facebook profiles for their dogs and, as if that ain't bad enough, even post as if their dog is doing it
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,421
    I'm not rising to it.......
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  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,421

    I know people who've got Facebook profiles for their dogs and, as if that ain't bad enough, even post as if their dog is doing it

    Feck off
    Love
    Bailey ;)
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Woof woof

    ; )
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,421
    Joking aside.
    Someone did say to me once.....
    With four dogs, Christmas must get expensive.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,983
    Getting an itch on your finger but you can never locate the exact spot
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,323
    edited August 2018

    Getting an itch on your finger but you can never locate the exact spot

    Always get that in my toes!! - Hate touching my feet as well so is even harder to get rid of
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    T_C_E said:

    Joking aside.
    Someone did say to me once.....
    With four dogs, Christmas must get expensive.

    At least you can get rid on boxing day...

    (Poor taste... The fact people even do this boils my piss)
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    T_C_E said:

    I'm not rising to it.......

    Not surprised at your age
  • Redskin
    Redskin Posts: 3,114
    edited August 2018
    The dearth of gooseberries this summer.
    It may have been a poor crop this year, though I imagine it to be more a lack of demand.
    "Nerrrrr, these don't taste like Haribos, I HATE THEM."
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,421

    T_C_E said:

    I'm not rising to it.......

    Not surprised at your age
    Just grateful to get through the night. ;)
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,345

    Getting an itch on your finger but you can never locate the exact spot

    Always get that in my toes!! - Hate touching my feet as well so is even harder to get rid of
    They're your own feet man! They must be proper bad if not even you want to touch them.

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  • They dont look that good thats for sure Dazzler ;)
  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,630
    Dazzler21 said:

    Getting an itch on your finger but you can never locate the exact spot

    Always get that in my toes!! - Hate touching my feet as well so is even harder to get rid of
    They're your own feet man! They must be proper bad if not even you want to touch them.

    image
    Oi !! that's my date from last Saturday.
  • ross1
    ross1 Posts: 50,974

    Dazzler21 said:

    Getting an itch on your finger but you can never locate the exact spot

    Always get that in my toes!! - Hate touching my feet as well so is even harder to get rid of
    They're your own feet man! They must be proper bad if not even you want to touch them.

    image
    Oi !! that's my date from last Saturday.
    You dated a pair of feet? :smiley:
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    Just ran a spell check on PowerPoint

    "Spell check complete: You're good to go!"

    Am I? Am I really? Dost thou believe correct spelling is the only consideration of a quality presentation Mr Computer? Such blinding overreaction to format and such a disregard for content in the sphere of PowerPoint presentations is what got Dowie his job, and convinced Roland that Katie knew her job.

    In these parts, those crimes remain unforgiven.

    Good to go. Why don't you go? In a fuck offerly direction.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Anyone noticed the Microsoft also uses "can't ", instead of "can not" on some of its onscreen notices? That can not be right surely.
  • Croydon
    Croydon Posts: 12,728
    Self-service checkouts and their inability to give change in a normal manner.

    Just had 50p made up of an array of silver and coppers, with no charity box in sight to unload the pennies.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    Croydon said:

    Self-service checkouts and their inability to give change in a normal manner.

    Just had 50p made up of an array of silver and coppers,

    with no charity box in sight to unload the pennies
    .

    throw them at a tramp
  • Croydon
    Croydon Posts: 12,728



    Croydon said:

    Self-service checkouts and their inability to give change in a normal manner.

    Just had 50p made up of an array of silver and coppers,

    with no charity box in sight to unload the pennies
    .
    throw them at a tramp

    literally?
  • ross1
    ross1 Posts: 50,974

    Anyone noticed the Microsoft also uses "can't ", instead of "can not" on some of its onscreen notices? That can not be right surely.

    You cannot be serious :smiley:
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,893
    Croydon said:

    Self-service checkouts and their inability to give change in a normal manner.

    Just had 50p made up of an array of silver and coppers, with no charity box in sight to unload the pennies.

    Last one that did that to me, I put the screen through and set fire to the vegetable section of the shop.

    That'll learn them.
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