General things that Annoy you
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Time wasting in football - most of all when the keeper or a defender refuses to release the ball after a goal has been scored. A red card every time a player did that would soon sort it out!3
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Checking the takeover thread 300 times a day....0
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Kent dwelling, shirt wearing, pant-sniffing plastic Liverpool fans and manyoo fans.
In the early part of the season I was sat outside an old local watching the Sunday football which happened to be Newcastle v Chelsea and a handful of these pricks stood up and cheered when Newcastle scored, in was watching half interested killing time while my wife and her pal got to the point they drank the place out of pinot grigio, anyway I digress. My mate Carl came out to join me and he is a proper Chelsea fan, he came out at the point these penises were jumping around at Newcastle shanking one in and asked who they supported
"man united" came the soppy, hapless response from this handful of inbreds. To which he pinged the perfect "I should have known from your thick mancunian accents shouldn't I" which isn't a first but it was beautifully timed and shut the silly pricks up for a few microseconds. And that has stuck in my mind. This country and its fine people do not question enough the heritage or credentials of cocksuckers like this. It's accepted that more of the arseholes of Medway support a club upwards of 200 miles away that they definitely couldn't stick a pin to on a map.
Anyway that was a massive digressional
The ones who really fuck me off are the even worse bunch. The millwall fans who I know damn well have never set foot in Zampa road or have a season ticket, or do anything other than say they are a fucking millwall fan yet again, I have been to their shithole more times as an away fan than they have even set foot in Bermondsey. It annoys me that much it makes me like scum fans who actually go.
So I couldn't pull the "I should have guessed because of your South london docker boy Bermondsey accent"
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of course I'm not fucking ok soppy cods, I'm walking home from the pub with one eye open paying more attention to the nonsense I'm rambling about on here than where my feet are meant to be going.
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Good man. How else would you spend a thursday!Carter said:of course I'm not fucking ok soppy cods, I'm walking home from the pub with one eye open paying more attention to the nonsense I'm rambling about on here than where my feet are meant to be going.
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People telling other people how they should spend their money. Unless you are a good financial advisor of course0
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'You shouldn't smoke it's a waste of money. £10 a day over 20 years is £73k, you could have bought a boat by now'shirty5 said:People telling other people how they should spend their money. Unless you are a good financial advisor of course
"Do you smoke?"
'No
"So where's your fucking boat"21 -
Betvictor's cash out facility. Feeble coverage of anything non-league, cash out is suspended way more than it needs to be, and it switches off ages before the end of the game, exxactly when you might think about using it. Rubbish!0
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People who think bookies are there to give you a fair chance of winning.IdleHans said:Betvictor's cash out facility. Feeble coverage of anything non-league, cash out is suspended way more than it needs to be, and it switches off ages before the end of the game, exxactly when you might think about using it. Rubbish!
What next online gambling...?4 -
The cretin who parked behind me this evening in a three-car street parking bay, the front of his car actually touching my towbar despite him having a metre at least of space behind him. Next time the arsehole will be getting shunted back HARD.0
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Some people enjoy that sort of thingIdleHans said:The cretin who parked behind me this evening in a three-car street parking bay, the front of his car actually touching my towbar despite him having a metre at least of space behind him. Next time the arsehole will be getting shunted back HARD.
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CAFC official tweets when we have scored - the ones with a little play button in the middle of the image. Every time I click on it thinking I'm going to see the goal. Every time I am caught out and just see a mind-numbingly tedious graphic saying "goal". I already knew that you numpties. Stop wasting everyone's time. It's 2019, no-one is impressed with moving graphics anymore. Stop!8
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Twats who copy and paste posts from one forum to another.
Why not put your points on the original site if you have something to add to the discussion?0 -
Don’t they just play automatically on your feed?Stig said:CAFC official tweets when we have scored - the ones with a little play button in the middle of the image. Every time I click on it thinking I'm going to see the goal. Every time I am caught out and just see a mind-numbingly tedious graphic saying "goal". I already knew that you numpties. Stop wasting everyone's time. It's 2019, no-one is impressed with moving graphics anymore. Stop!
No annoying play button, just the flashing graphic0 -
Stig said:
CAFC official tweets when we have scored - the ones with a little play button in the middle of the image. Every time I click on it thinking I'm going to see the goal. Every time I am caught out and just see a mind-numbingly tedious graphic saying "goal". I already knew that you numpties. Stop wasting everyone's time. It's 2019, no-one is impressed with moving graphics anymore. Stop!
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New Years resolutioners at my gym, you know you won't be here in a few weeks so do one4
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After 2 weeks of desperately praying that a 'spot' that appeared on mini franck, shortly after being put somewhere it probably shouldn't have, disappears.....and it doesn't.
An hour wait in a waiting room, everyone eyes down.
10 mins of prodding mini Franck follows (we all know how cold it is) to be told
You have an in growing hair.8 -
So it had doubled in size then?To_Be_Franck said:After 2 weeks of desperately praying that a 'spot' that appeared on mini franck, shortly after being put somewhere it probably shouldn't have, disappears.....and it doesn't.
An hour wait in a waiting room, everyone eyes down.
10 mins of prodding mini Franck follows (we all know how cold it is) to be told
You have an in growing hair.3 - Sponsored links:
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Boom boom!DaveMehmet said:
So it had doubled in size then?To_Be_Franck said:After 2 weeks of desperately praying that a 'spot' that appeared on mini franck, shortly after being put somewhere it probably shouldn't have, disappears.....and it doesn't.
An hour wait in a waiting room, everyone eyes down.
10 mins of prodding mini Franck follows (we all know how cold it is) to be told
You have an in growing hair.
Wasn't so funny when you were gagging was it
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Leaving work early to go out for my birthday tea with my son and having to do a call on the train.
Not concentrating and getting on a train to New Cross and having to go back to London Bridge to get back home.
May has well have done the call from the office, useless tosser.4 -
The piece of my home I call 'on the side'.
All incoming mail is left there to await further processing, along with small items of bric a brac that may have a use, but as yet not allocated. Over time this pile will grow into what I consider a problem area, necessitating action and executive decision making, two things that I do not excel at.
When I do finally attack the stack, there will inevitably be some paperwork that can hit the recycle bin straight away. However, other papers will need shuffling into files of paperwork elsewhere in the house where they'll sit for many years awaiting their turn to be shredded and disposed of.
Finally what am I going to do with that nice wooden wine box that's sat there since Christmas? Surely there must be something it can be used for? No there isn't, it's going out with the bins next week!4 -
Spilling superglue. My hand was glued to both the bottle and my trousers... Trousers semi solid with a hole in, hand now more like a lobster claw... Good grief.7
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Andrew Neal keep going on about 'The Maybot'. It might have been funny once Andrew, had it been your idea, but it is so dull having to keep hearing it. I've no time for our prime minister, but I expect better from our political commentators. Come to think of it the whole programme has become sickeningly trashy.0
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I think Michael Portillo got it in one. Every week there is a remainer on there trying to come up with a reason why there should be a 2nd Referendum. Biased BBC ?? Never.Stig said:Andrew Neal keep going on about 'The Maybot'. It might have been funny once Andrew, had it been your idea, but it is so dull having to keep hearing it. I've no time for our prime minister, but I expect better from our political commentators. Come to think of it the whole programme has become sickeningly trashy.
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Lucky you didn't consider knocking one out!McBobbin said:Spilling superglue. My hand was glued to both the bottle and my trousers... Trousers semi solid with a hole in, hand now more like a lobster claw... Good grief.
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Haha, it would have been like American Pie. That's scene that opens with Jim in the hospital with his dad creases me to this day. Don't forget your penis cream!man_at_milletts said:
Lucky you didn't consider knocking one out!McBobbin said:Spilling superglue. My hand was glued to both the bottle and my trousers... Trousers semi solid with a hole in, hand now more like a lobster claw... Good grief.
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When you think of something to add to the "General things that annoy you" thread while you are out and about, and by the time you are back on CL, you have forgotten what it was...6
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That's for The You Know You're Getting Old thread.Algarveaddick said:When you think of something to add to the "General things that annoy you" thread while you are out and about, and by the time you are back on CL, you have forgotten what it was...
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