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General things that Annoy you

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    iainment said:

    Greenie said:

    I was in a shop yesterday "Fairy Tale of New York' was playing, a Kirsty McColl soundalike as been used and the line 'You cheap lousy faggot' has been changed to 'You're cheap and your haggard', or something like that, has the world really come to this, a piece of creative art is changed just because some bleeding heart may get upset...FFS, the world is turning into the most boring sterile place. Its very sad.

    That's probably the singer from Westlife's version. Which in fairness he said afterwards was a mistake to change.
    Did he also admit it was a mistake to even think about doing a westlife version never mind about actually recording one?
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    iainment said:

    Greenie said:

    I was in a shop yesterday "Fairy Tale of New York' was playing, a Kirsty McColl soundalike as been used and the line 'You cheap lousy faggot' has been changed to 'You're cheap and your haggard', or something like that, has the world really come to this, a piece of creative art is changed just because some bleeding heart may get upset...FFS, the world is turning into the most boring sterile place. Its very sad.

    That's probably the singer from Westlife's version. Which in fairness he said afterwards was a mistake to change.
    Did he also admit it was a mistake to even think about doing a westlife version never mind about actually recording one?
    It was the Pogues and KMacs version......
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    Oh, I heard it in Absolute Radio the other day and they blanked faggot out. Poor form.
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    Oh, I heard it in Absolute Radio the other day and they blanked faggot out. Poor form.

    Faggots!
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    Whoever suggest going for a walk after Christmas dinner. Fuck off and leave me on the sofa with a baileys.
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    Did you know you can get vegan Baileys now? Fuck knows what they put in it instead of cream. But if anyone knows, it will be one of our Vegan posters or @DaveMehmet
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    Following on from the post about my father-in-law on the general things that please you thread. My sister-in-law's Mum now has a serious medical emergency, as my S-in-L and B-in-L are the ones that drive the wife's Mum & Dad down to Germany, if the situation worsens, the family holiday is back in the balance again. Goes without saying that Cynthia's health is the main concern, of course. Saddens would be a more appropriate word than annoys, in this case.
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    Shit luck that. Hope there’s an improvement
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    Thank you Neil.
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    Thank you Neil.

    Hope all turns out well mate.
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    Cheers Dave.
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    Cheers Dave.

    Hope it pans out ok for your family and anyone else facing this type of issue in their families. Especially at this time of year.
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    iainment said:

    Cheers Dave.

    Hope it pans out ok for your family and anyone else facing this type of issue in their families. Especially at this time of year.
    Thanks Iain.
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    edited December 2018

    Whoever suggest going for a walk after Christmas dinner. Fuck off and leave me on the sofa with a baileys.

    Why, what you doin on the sofa with one of @TCE 's dogs?

    ; )
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    Having to go to work on Christmas Eve on a rail replacement bus. If I'd bothered to check a few days ago, I could have worked at home. "Worked" at home. Luckily it's a skeleton staff today, so I'll book out a meeting room for a kip, the youngest didn't settle down until after 3am yawwwwwn
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    whilst watching the 15 second highlights on the football league show they said that our game was a 'derby'

    now it might be somewhat local but its hardly a 'derby'.
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    whilst watching the 15 second highlights on the football league show they said that our game was a 'derby'

    now it might be somewhat local but its hardly a 'derby'.

    Soccer Saturday were saying that last week v AFC Wimbledon.
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    Sky call the Bournemouth/Brighton game the South Coast derby and they are nearly 100 miles apart.
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    iaitch said:

    Sky call the Bournemouth/Brighton game the South Coast derby and they are nearly 100 miles apart.

    SKY are just desperate to get more viewers watching

    SUPER Sunday; DERBY Weekend and the best one being Man Utd v Arsenal... REUNITED!! - Erm in what way were they reunited because it wasnt Wenger v Ferguson etc.
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    The Camden in Bexleyheath closing and then opening again tonight to charge people to get in. It’s a public house ffs. Just drove past and there’s a queue going back over the bridge on Pickford Lane.
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    The Camden in Bexleyheath closing and then opening again tonight to charge people to get in. It’s a public house ffs. Just drove past and there’s a queue going back over the bridge on Pickford Lane.

    You'd have to pay me to go in there.....
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    Red barn is the same Gary (closing and opening for tickets only at least )
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    The Camden in Bexleyheath closing and then opening again tonight to charge people to get in. It’s a public house ffs. Just drove past and there’s a queue going back over the bridge on Pickford Lane.

    Pay to get into a pub that you’ve got a good chance of running into @1905 inside? Fuck that.
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    Lindt chocolate teddy bears ain't solid chocolate, even ignoring the fact it costs €5, I nearly severed me tongue biting into it..
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    Macronate said:

    Didn’t know where else to put this.

    Just me and the missus watching a celebrity singing show last night and Tyger Drew Honey is singing (I’ve never heard of him either).

    Cuts to his parents in the audience (Lindsay and Linzi), clapping and singing along.

    Me: “I recognise his dad’s face” thinking he was part of a music group or something. We still didn’t recognise the face even when we rewound and paused.

    Me: “Google the singer’s dad”.

    Her: “Err, it’s Ben Dover, a porn star, how do you recognise his face?”

    In my head: “Oh fuck”.

    Me: “Oh, he’s well known in the soft porn industry, surprised you haven’t heard of him, no big deal”.

    Her: “Really?”

    Look of disdain.

    #awkward

    Just told my Missus, she said. Struth, Ben Dover must be well into his 60s now!!
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    The Camden in Bexleyheath closing and then opening again tonight to charge people to get in. It’s a public house ffs. Just drove past and there’s a queue going back over the bridge on Pickford Lane.

    There’s never a shortage of people who like to be packed in together, probably with some banging music and pay for the experience. Not for me.
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    The Camden in Bexleyheath closing and then opening again tonight to charge people to get in. It’s a public house ffs. Just drove past and there’s a queue going back over the bridge on Pickford Lane.

    Mugs.
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    Macronate said:

    Didn’t know where else to put this.

    Just me and the missus watching a celebrity singing show last night and Tyger Drew Honey is singing (I’ve never heard of him either).

    Cuts to his parents in the audience (Lindsay and Linzi), clapping and singing along.

    Me: “I recognise his dad’s face” thinking he was part of a music group or something. We still didn’t recognise the face even when we rewound and paused.

    Me: “Google the singer’s dad”.

    Her: “Err, it’s Ben Dover, a porn star, how do you recognise his face?”

    In my head: “Oh fuck”.

    Me: “Oh, he’s well known in the soft porn industry, surprised you haven’t heard of him, no big deal”.

    Her: “Really?”

    Look of disdain.

    #awkward

    Classic - Tyger was in Outnumbered. I don't know what's more embarrassing, not knowing who he was, recognising Ben Dover or watching a show like that in the first place... :wink:
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