People at work who leave their phones on their desks and walk off or in meetings, leaving them to ring off, also with invasive ringtones. They couldn't be bothered to take the 1 second it takes to put on silent, even though in meetings they have nothing better to do
Just answer it. Most will have their contacts saved so a name will come up. If it's their partner then just say they're down the pub with the girl/boy from accounts.....
When somebody compliments one of my photos and straight away asks what lens I used. I'd love it if just once somebody asked about the creative considerations I'd made.
When somebody compliments one of my photos and straight away asks what lens I used. I'd love it if just once somebody asked about the creative considerations I'd made.
People at work who leave their phones on their desks and walk off or in meetings, leaving them to ring off, also with invasive ringtones. They couldn't be bothered to take the 1 second it takes to put on silent, even though in meetings they have nothing better to do
Just answer it. Most will have their contacts saved so a name will come up. If it's their partner then just say they're down the pub with the girl/boy from accounts.....
Bet they'll take it with them next time....
At our place the deal is if you leave you moby on your desk unattended, it will be answered......generally along the lines of
'James's phone......no he's busy servicing a client right now, as soon as he's cleaned himself up he'll call you back'
Dickheads who bring kids and dogs to the pub and let them run riot. Or worse, when the animal or kids make such a racket even the shitarse who brought them in notices the communication is so loud and obnoxious I feel obligated to have a word.
It's never worth it, it's always the arseholes that get triggered and best case scenario they sod off, worst case you end up in a punch up
Dickheads who bring kids and dogs to the pub and let them run riot. Or worse, when the animal or kids make such a racket even the shitarse who brought them in notices the communication is so loud and obnoxious I feel obligated to have a word.
It's never worth it, it's always the arseholes that get triggered and best case scenario they sod off, worst case you end up in a punch up
I like that in Ireland children aren't allowed in pubs after 9pm. Makes it much simpler.
Annoy is probably not strong enough for this one. Having my ex girlfriend, her daughter and 3 kids come over to stay (which I don’t mind) because the daughter has on Sunday been attacked by her boyfriend with scissors to the throat and hands, strangled and fortunate to be alive.
The reason for the stay is that while old bill pushed for custody in remand, the magistrate has let the tosser out prior to his trial for GBH with intent on 25th March.
Police cant guarantee their safety until they find somewhere new for him to live and unfortunately he knows where the ex and her kids dad live as well,
Absolutely f*cking hate people (pedestrians) who are walking the opposing direction, so we are about to go past each other....and they seem intent on walking right into me. I consider it strange behaviour.
It's like they are purposely pretending they are blind.
I am then forced to stop and wait for them to walk around me.
The neighbour who crept out under the cover of darkness the other night to utilise the remaining space in my bin the cram their own rubbish in. Leaving the lid unable to close, thus letting the rain in, risking it not being collected as it was now overloaded and using an open bin liner containing their half eaten takeaways, bottles, beer cans and assorted crud that was by now blowing down the road.
Chasing someone else's rubbish down the road was not the way to start my day off and as most of it was recyclable/compostable anyway totally unnecessary.
I've got a suspect but in the absence of night vision equipped CCTV my retribution will have to wait...
The neighbour who crept out under the cover of darkness the other night to utilise the remaining space in my bin the cram their own rubbish in. Leaving the lid unable to close, thus letting the rain in, risking it not being collected as it was now overloaded and using an open bin liner containing their half eaten takeaways, bottles, beer cans and assorted crud that was by now blowing down the road.
Chasing someone else's rubbish down the road was not the way to start my day off and as most of it was recyclable/compostable anyway totally unnecessary.
I've got a suspect but in the absence of night vision equipped CCTV my retribution will have to wait...
The neighbour who crept out under the cover of darkness the other night to utilise the remaining space in my bin the cram their own rubbish in. Leaving the lid unable to close, thus letting the rain in, risking it not being collected as it was now overloaded and using an open bin liner containing their half eaten takeaways, bottles, beer cans and assorted crud that was by now blowing down the road.
Chasing someone else's rubbish down the road was not the way to start my day off and as most of it was recyclable/compostable anyway totally unnecessary.
I've got a suspect but in the absence of night vision equipped CCTV my retribution will have to wait...
The neighbour who crept out under the cover of darkness the other night to utilise the remaining space in my bin the cram their own rubbish in. Leaving the lid unable to close, thus letting the rain in, risking it not being collected as it was now overloaded and using an open bin liner containing their half eaten takeaways, bottles, beer cans and assorted crud that was by now blowing down the road.
Chasing someone else's rubbish down the road was not the way to start my day off and as most of it was recyclable/compostable anyway totally unnecessary.
I've got a suspect but in the absence of night vision equipped CCTV my retribution will have to wait...
Take a dump on their doorstep
With my luck it would turn out my neighbours did have night vision cctv equiped...and I'd got the wrong culprit.
Absolutely f*cking hate people (pedestrians) who are walking the opposing direction, so we are about to go past each other....and they seem intent on walking right into me. I consider it strange behaviour.
It's like they are purposely pretending they are blind.
I am then forced to stop and wait for them to walk around me.
Personal space....it is important
As you approach look over the shoulder on the side you intend to walk and instinctively they will register that and move aside/ continue out of the way.
Should improve most of these situations. Unfortunately there is no accounting for the self absorbed twunts who are looking at their phones or even unbelievably newspapers or books as they approach you on busy streets.
Absolutely f*cking hate people (pedestrians) who are walking the opposing direction, so we are about to go past each other....and they seem intent on walking right into me. I consider it strange behaviour.
It's like they are purposely pretending they are blind.
I am then forced to stop and wait for them to walk around me.
Personal space....it is important
As you approach look over the shoulder on the side you intend to walk and instinctively they will register that and move aside/ continue out of the way.
Should improve most of these situations. Unfortunately there is no accounting for the self absorbed twunts who are looking at their phones or even unbelievably newspapers or books as they approach you on busy streets.
and that is why i encourage all the kids down the youth club to carry knives
Fecking SNP MP s. Just f**l the right off & the f**k off some more. The sooner your wet & cold little country gets it's independence the better. The only decent thing it has going for it are the Golf courses.
Like to see how you are going to fund free prescription charges & free hospital parking with the income derived from the many hill farmers & fisherman you have. The oil revenues aren't going to last forever.......and they probably belong to the Crown anyway.
Fecking SNP MP s. Just f**l the right off & the f**k off some more. The sooner your wet & cold little country gets it's independence the better. The only decent thing it has going for it are the Golf courses.
Like to see how you are going to fund free prescription charges & free hospital parking with the income derived from the many hill farmers & fisherman you have. The oil revenues aren't going to last forever.......and they probably belong to the Crown anyway.
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Bet they'll take it with them next time....
Dont usually bother watching much Football on the TV anymore for no particular reason
Today though I've seen Luton v Coventry (2nd Half) | Man Utd v Liverpool | Man City v Chelsea and have seen ZERO goals!!
Can bloody guarantee that had I skipped them then they'd have all been thrillers
Fully expecting penalties to end up 0-0 with Jon Moss turning round and telling everyone to give up and share the trophy after a while!!!
How amusing we all are.........!
Randomly having the tune to Tots TV in my head all morning.
Haven't seen it for over 20 years. No idea how or why it got stuck in my head today.
It's never worth it, it's always the arseholes that get triggered and best case scenario they sod off, worst case you end up in a punch up
Makes it much simpler.
Opening the above thread (not knowing what it was about) and feeling dirty!
The reason for the stay is that while old bill pushed for custody in remand, the magistrate has let the tosser out prior to his trial for GBH with intent on 25th March.
Police cant guarantee their safety until they find somewhere new for him to live and unfortunately he knows where the ex and her kids dad live as well,
Disgraceful.
It's like they are purposely pretending they are blind.
I am then forced to stop and wait for them to walk around me.
Personal space....it is important
Chasing someone else's rubbish down the road was not the way to start my day off and as most of it was recyclable/compostable anyway totally unnecessary.
I've got a suspect but in the absence of night vision equipped CCTV my retribution will have to wait...
Should improve most of these situations. Unfortunately there is no accounting for the self absorbed twunts who are looking at their phones or even unbelievably newspapers or books as they approach you on busy streets.
My surname has never been oiyoukunt.
Like to see how you are going to fund free prescription charges & free hospital parking with the income derived from the many hill farmers & fisherman you have. The oil revenues aren't going to last forever.......and they probably belong to the Crown anyway.