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When you realise you have bigger tits than your wife6
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But not as hairy.snowinberlin said:When you realise you have bigger tits than your wife7 -
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Parody account but some of the stuff on there could easily be from their delusional fansi_b_b_o_r_g said:If this is genuine -0 -
Thought it could've been, but I don't use Twitter.NorthStandUltra said:
Parody account but some of the stuff on there could easily be from their delusional fansi_b_b_o_r_g said:If this is genuine -0 -
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Who says time travel doesn't happen?Algarveaddick said:This bell seems to have been transported here from the 1800's.1 -
whilst i think his religious views are bollox, im not sure i agree with the punishment for holding those religious views.1
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Why focus on the homosexual part of the rant?
Who is standing up for the drunks and adulterers !!2 -
Easyjet, when they say flight boarding or flight closing and it just means you have to wait in a pen and sometimes the plane isn't even there2
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Just had a client send an email, within that email he needed to prioritise a piece of work, so to make himself sound important he used the phrase, 'lets front burner that job'
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Then his Hans would be more Idle than yours.........IdleHans said:
I'd be inclined to desk drawer his fingersGreenie said:Just had a client send an email, within that email he needed to prioritise a piece of work, so to make himself sound important he used the phrase, 'lets front burner that job'
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When you're toying with the idea of investing in a trumpy new pair of trotters for the summer, but bottle out just before confirming the order and the Cookies get to work meaning they appear on every website you go on for the following few days0
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When I email someone and ask them to "front burner the job" only to find them discussing it on a football forum! 😜9
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Adults on adult sized scooters to get to and from the train station.11
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Stick an adult sized 12 out in front of emCAFCBell said:Adults on adult sized scooters to get to and from the train station.0 -
Parents protesting outside of schools in Birmingham cos their kids are being taught about same sex relationships. "It is forcing an ideology onto our children" shouts the woman wearing a burka.
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ValleyGary said:Parents protesting outside of schools in Birmingham cos their kids are being taught about same sex relationships. "It is forcing an ideology onto our children" shouts the woman wearing a burka.
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Im fully expecting celebrities to be up in arms, actively supporting the LGBT community against these protestors.SuedeAdidas said:ValleyGary said:Parents protesting outside of schools in Birmingham cos their kids are being taught about same sex relationships. "It is forcing an ideology onto our children" shouts the woman wearing a burka.
Don't make such spurious links mate.......it might have been a man2 -
The weird leg ache that is accompanying my hangover this morning.....
And that my new office building doesn't have a canteen that serves cooked breakfast. Was the one good thing about my old job. Would sort me right out this morning.0 -
South Eastern are encouraging a vegan lifestylecantersaddick said:The weird leg ache that is accompanying my hangover this morning.....
And that my new office building doesn't have a canteen that serves cooked breakfast. Was the one good thing about my old job. Would sort me right out this morning.
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Cold callers (that's a rage in itself) who can't get your name right (ie, use first name as surname- probably using a marketing list which is surname /first name) and/or can't be understood because their English is so poor. If you are cold calling someone trying to flog them PPI refunds/ insurance policy reviews/ some other scam then at least be clear & concise & not sound like you' come from the back streets of Dheli.2
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When you keep getting glimpses of your missus looking at you, out of the corner of your eye, as if she wants to thrust a broken bottle of sauvignon blanc into your neck and you have no idea why.6
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Too many years working in chokey....AddickUpNorth said:When you keep getting glimpses of your missus looking at you, out of the corner of your eye, as if she wants to thrust a broken bottle of sauvignon blanc into your neck and you have no idea why.1 -
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Too many years working in chokey....AddickUpNorth said:When you keep getting glimpses of your missus looking at you, out of the corner of your eye, as if she wants to thrust a broken bottle of sauvignon blanc into your neck and you have no idea why.
It does make you a bit paranoid....1 -
Anything remotely caramel being labelled as salted caramel these days.
I love the latter but the salted caramel desert I just tasted was a pathetic attempt. If it’s just caramel, call it caramel.0 -
Parent at my girl's school is a prison warder and says basically that, he's on constant guard. He did settle beautifully the old "what's the funniest thing you've heard at the school gates" conversation with "heard a few Hello Guvs"!AddickUpNorth said:1StevieG said:
Too many years working in chokey....AddickUpNorth said:When you keep getting glimpses of your missus looking at you, out of the corner of your eye, as if she wants to thrust a broken bottle of sauvignon blanc into your neck and you have no idea why.
It does make you a bit paranoid....
Which segues to my rant... I can damn well guess which parents. If picking up young children, try not to be aggressive and swear loudly. It's really isn't difficult.0 -
I agreeThe Organiser said:Anything remotely caramel being labelled as salted caramel these days.
I love the latter but the salted caramel desert I just tasted was a pathetic attempt. If it’s just caramel, call it caramel.
But this is a proper first world problem!!1
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