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  • soapboxsam
    soapboxsam Posts: 23,229
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:
    Don't ever live in France if you don't like cold callers. 
    Don't ever live in Lapland if you don't like cold callers.  
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,651
    Mark Allen.

    Messed up my snooker accy. The others all came in.
  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,627
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:
    ...or EU loving British immigrants 
    That's @jimmymelrose...... whoop whoop. !!
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,625
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:
    ...or birds with hairy armpits 
    So, why did you move to France?
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,806
    Have you seen his bird photos?
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,153
    I think if you have, he prefers you not to talk about them in public, Neil... :D
  • Raith_C_Chattonell
    Raith_C_Chattonell Posts: 5,679
    stevexreeve said:
    MrOneLung said:
    The biggest issue for the world is over population. I suggest we give each of these protesters a gun and a single bullet, or a length of rope and see how committed to the cause they really are. 
    "The biggest issue for the world is over population."

    Probably the other way round actually!

    The number of children being born in the world each day is now decreasing so there will soon not be enough young people to care for or pay old people's pensions. Our grand children seem happy enough now but they may not feel quite so lucky in fifty years time!
    There are according to this excellent radio documentary 7.7 billion people in the world and it is expected to raise to 11 billion by the end of the century.  The program's focus is on feeding the World and the factors affecting our food security.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/w3csytfv 
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    guinnessaddick said:
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:
    ...or birds with hairy armpits 
    So, why did you move to France?
    Birds with hairy armpits mainly and also lurve the red tape and bureaucracy, but I was just telling the other guys to not move here if you don't like em. Good job I do
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,741
    The crusties disrupting my DLR journey to work this morning. 
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    golfaddick said:
    My own rant now. Cold callers....

    At least get my fecking name right !!  Can I speak to addickgolf (surname / first nane)

    No you fecking can't. No one here of that name. Now piss off. 
    Telling the caller that you're the OB and you are investigating a murder scene. How do you know the deceased usually gets rid of them too!

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  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:
    ...or birds with hairy armpits 

    i_b_b_o_r_g said:
    ...or bad custormer service


    Ah, I think I see the link here!
  • muppetman
    muppetman Posts: 287
    man_at_milletts said:
    golfaddick said:
    My own rant now. Cold callers....

    At least get my fecking name right !!  Can I speak to addickgolf (surname / first nane)

    No you fecking can't. No one here of that name. Now piss off. 
    Telling the caller that you're the OB and you are investigating a murder scene. How do you know the deceased usually gets rid of them too!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvJQxgtJW94

  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    edited April 2019
    Mouse flavoured cat food.  You tried getting any? Think the supermarkets are missing big trick here.

  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,952
    man_at_milletts said:
    Mouse flavoured cat food.  You tried getting any? Think the supermarkets are missing big trick here.

    Cat's arse flavoured cat food.  They love licking that.
  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,867
    Cafes that have that moody fake brown sauce, even worse are the ones that decant it into HP or Daddy’s bottles, snide fucks. 
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,243
    buckshee said:
    Cafes that have that moody fake brown sauce, even worse are the ones that decant it into HP or Daddy’s bottles, snide fucks. 
    that said, I really prefer the vinegary moody red sauce above Heinz. Only in a cafe mind you and only if it is in a little plastic tomato 
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    man_at_milletts said:
    Mouse flavoured cat food.  You tried getting any? Think the supermarkets are missing big trick here.

    Taste like chicken
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,024
    edited April 2019
    The order the BBC have chosen to display results in their website:  https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/scores-fixtures 

    Why on earth does the Scottish Premiership appear between the Premiership and the Championship? Surely anyone with an interest in English football will want to see all four divisions uninterrupted.  The same must also go for anyone with an interest in Scottish football.

    There should be an immutable law that results are always presented in this order:
    English league (all divisions)
    Scottish league (all divisions)
    English non-league
    Also rans
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,599
    Stig said:
    The order the BBC have chosen to display results in their website:  https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/scores-fixtures 

    Why on earth does the Scottish Premiership appear between the Premiership and the Championship? Surely anyone with an interest in English football will want to see all four divisions uninterrupted.  The same must also go for anyone with an interest in Scottish football.

    There should be an immutable law that results are always presented in this order:
    English league (all divisions)
    Scottish league (all divisions)
    English non-league
    Also rans
    Why would you want to see the Scottish results after the English league AND the English non league?
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,966
    DaveMehmet said:
    Stig said:
    The order the BBC have chosen to display results in their website:  https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/scores-fixtures 

    Why on earth does the Scottish Premiership appear between the Premiership and the Championship? Surely anyone with an interest in English football will want to see all four divisions uninterrupted.  The same must also go for anyone with an interest in Scottish football.

    There should be an immutable law that results are always presented in this order:
    English league (all divisions)
    Scottish league (all divisions)
    English non-league
    Also rans
    Why would you want to see the Scottish results after the English league AND the English non league?

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  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,952
    edited April 2019
    About 7 different things that cost money I don't have happening at the same time (leak in the house, boiler going, car going etc etc).
  • Raith_C_Chattonell
    Raith_C_Chattonell Posts: 5,679
    I've studiously avoided BGT and anything else that involves Simon Cashcow over the years. 

    Sadly there is no escape it seems.  I now find the instructional voicing on the M&S self service machines is done by the BGT team.  Last week I silently told Ant and Dec to go eff themselves when their stupid cheery voices telling me what to do.  However, I wasn't nearly so rude to Amanda Holden this morning,  in fact I found myself quite subservient to her demands.
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,229
    I was in M&S and Alesha Dixon started talking to me, had to go to menswear for new underwear!!!!
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,979
    People that snap the bones in their fingers like its normal. Grim habit.
  • clb74
    clb74 Posts: 10,824
    North Lower Neil said:
    About 7 different things that cost money I don't have happening at the same time (leak in the house, boiler going, car going etc etc).
    Sunderland away
  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,039
    Blocked storm drains.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    Someone on the comments section of a bbc story about the next Scotland manager linking Alan Pardew with the job 
  • happyvalley
    happyvalley Posts: 8,996
    cafcdave123 said:
    Someone on the comments section of a bbc story about the next Scotland manager linking Alan Pardew with the job 
    Alan Partridge would do a better job.
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    My wife being IDd in Tesco, not having any... I offer mine "don't need yours mate". She's 40. Will I ever hear the end of this? Yes! Showed the cashier my driving licence, and threw in "she could be your mum". Lost the battle and the war but by God if I'm going down it'll be in flames
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,651
    The ornamental cones closing 3 of the 4 lanes on the A2 delaying my journey home. Not a worker to be seen of course 
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