Got the builders and decorators in starting today, lots going on over about three weeks, can't stand all the mess and noise so I'll be sneaking over to Tenerife to avoid some of it.
Got the builders and decorators in starting today, lots going on over about three weeks, can't stand all the mess and noise so I'll be sneaking over to Tenerife to avoid some of it.
That's a shame, going on a summer holiday when you've got the painters in.
The phrase "You'll learn it at GCSE/A Level/Uni", then you go into the exam, and they say "You should have learnt that years ago!"
Cids nowadays dont no howe eazy they'ed avin it. We never had YouTubed back in the 70's to get edumacated . By the age of 30 you'd have forgoton 1/2 of wot you've been taughted and the udder 75% woz't worf noing.
The learner driver company that has suddenly started bringing learner drivers up our road to perform three-point turns, parking manoeuvres and have a general chit-chat with their pupils.
I realise it's an irrational annoyance but why can't they just piss off to Bermondsey or Norwood.
Seeing several threads on here closed in quick succession opening in the hope of seeing some proper online aggro only to see they’ve been closed for administrative purposes
Wanted to go to Bitch & Stitch yesterday. Day before I’d had been with a mate outside a pub who that evening then tested positive for Covid. One of the girls in B&S husband is in remission from cancer so I thought I’d better ask if she’s ok with me still going given the circumstances on the group WhatsApp. She was perfectly fine about it, most of the rest of the group were fine about it. But one girl (who grates my brain anyway) starts ranting about people not testing anymore, gallivanting about not caring, using out of date testing kits blah blah blah!
I still went, after I used an in date test which was negative, & the moaning bitch didn’t even turn up!
Gutted, cos I really wanted to read her her fortune 🙄
You tell fortunes KB? Can you have a go at Charlton 2023/24 😄
Got the builders and decorators in starting today, lots going on over about three weeks, can't stand all the mess and noise so I'll be sneaking over to Tenerife to avoid some of it.
Know the feeling, having a new bathroom put in,and would believe it the lad putting it in is NIGEL, and his oppo is a Spanner . !!!
Phone rings...... ........Hi, I have a parcel for you...... Us..... Thats nice ........ Can you confirm your name and address Us...... No ......... I cant deliver the parcel until you do Us....... Thats a shame .......... I'm parked outside your front door, you just need to confirm your name and address. Us......... Then you'll know our address. ..................I need it confirmed Us........ Trotter..... 368 Nelson Mandela hse, its the 12th floor. Phone call ends
You build / receive a sandwich which contains loads of everything and is cut into quarters. You make a grab for the first quarter, but unbeknown to you, the bottom slice of bread is not cut clean through. The result of which - leaves what can only be described - as a road traffic accident on your plate - and that's if you're lucky, because it could be on the floor!
Anyone remember these, the London Cheese Cake? I used to love these as a kid and I don't remember there being any filling inside, in fact I'm 100% sure there wasn't.
When I saw one in a bakers the other day, I bought one and couldn't wait to get home and rekindle childhood memories.
I took a large bite and my pleasure turned to horror as bloody jam oozed out, FFS!
Why the f*ck do wankers have to ruin everything by sticking jam inside, do you think jam is perfect, in f ing everything, well it ain't and don't bloody do it.
Anyone remember these, the London Cheese Cake? I used to love these as a kid and I don't remember there being any filling inside, in fact I'm 100% sure there wasn't.
When I saw one in a bakers the other day, I bought one and couldn't wait to get home and rekindle childhood memories.
I took a large bite and my pleasure turned to horror as bloody jam oozed out, FFS!
Why the f*ck do wankers have to ruin everything by sticking jam inside, do you think jam is perfect, in f ing everything, well it ain't and don't bloody do it.
I agree with you, there never used to be jam inside. Locally they where known as hairy Mary’s, in fact it was only a few years ago I learnt there proper name.
On a similar theme, the lack of bread pudding available now, Gregg’s have plenty of room for endless varieties of cup cakes and donuts but no bread pudding.
On a similar theme, the lack of bread pudding available now, Gregg’s have plenty of room for endless varieties of cup cakes and donuts but no bread pudding.
When did they stop doing bread pudding ? Used to grab one from there before first lockdown.
On a similar theme, the lack of bread pudding available now, Gregg’s have plenty of room for endless varieties of cup cakes and donuts but no bread pudding.
When did they stop doing bread pudding ? Used to grab one from there before first lockdown.
Couldn't tell you the last time I saw it there, Sayers was my go to place but they've all shut down.
Chinese restaurants not sending prawn crackers with my order
I don't care how good your food is, I've got plenty of places to choose from and there's a good chance I won't be ordering from you again if you're not giving me these as freebies
Chinese restaurants not sending prawn crackers with my order
I don't care how good your food is, I've got plenty of places to choose from and there's a good chance I won't be ordering from you again if you're not giving me these as freebies
So you didn’t order poppadoms or prawn crackers, but are annoyed they weren’t delivered for free?
Chinese restaurants not sending prawn crackers with my order
I don't care how good your food is, I've got plenty of places to choose from and there's a good chance I won't be ordering from you again if you're not giving me these as freebies
So you didn’t order poppadoms or prawn crackers, but are annoyed they weren’t delivered for free?
Curry houses that now charge for the condiments to eat with your (paid for) poppadoms.
Chinese restaurants not sending prawn crackers with my order
I don't care how good your food is, I've got plenty of places to choose from and there's a good chance I won't be ordering from you again if you're not giving me these as freebies
So you didn’t order poppadoms or prawn crackers, but are annoyed they weren’t delivered for free?
Curry houses that now charge for the condiments to eat with your (paid for) poppadoms.
Damn those restaurants for having the cheek to charge a price for something that costs them money to source and produce.
Why should I pay for rice to go with my (paid for) chicken tikka masala?
Chinese restaurants not sending prawn crackers with my order
I don't care how good your food is, I've got plenty of places to choose from and there's a good chance I won't be ordering from you again if you're not giving me these as freebies
Do you adopt the same policy in pubs? Look I bought a pint and they've not given me another one free.
When you accidentally click on a video on your phone and the damned thing starts playing
I did that in a West End theatre earlier this month. I couldn't turn the thing off quick enough. Quite embarrassing. The play was a comedy so the people around me just laughed it off but my wife was less forgiving.
Chinese restaurants not sending prawn crackers with my order
I don't care how good your food is, I've got plenty of places to choose from and there's a good chance I won't be ordering from you again if you're not giving me these as freebies
So you didn’t order poppadoms or prawn crackers, but are annoyed they weren’t delivered for free?
Curry houses that now charge for the condiments to eat with your (paid for) poppadoms.
Damn those restaurants for having the cheek to charge a price for something that costs them money to source and produce.
Why should I pay for rice to go with my (paid for) chicken tikka masala?
The point is it used to be part of having the poppadum's not a further charge for the relish/condiments to have with them. Your analogy might be more like saying paying for the lemon wedge that comes with my Bhaji.
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‘Oi no’ as the Self Righteous brothers would say!
By the age of 30 you'd have forgoton 1/2 of wot you've been taughted and the udder 75% woz't worf noing.
I realise it's an irrational annoyance but why can't they just piss off to Bermondsey or Norwood.
........Hi, I have a parcel for you......
Us..... Thats nice
........ Can you confirm your name and address
Us...... No
......... I cant deliver the parcel until you do
Us....... Thats a shame
.......... I'm parked outside your front door, you just need to confirm your name and address.
Us......... Then you'll know our address.
..................I need it confirmed
Us........ Trotter..... 368 Nelson Mandela hse, its the 12th floor.
Phone call ends
You build / receive a sandwich which contains loads of everything and is cut into quarters. You make a grab for the first quarter, but unbeknown to you, the bottom slice of bread is not cut clean through. The result of which - leaves what can only be described - as a road traffic accident on your plate - and that's if you're lucky, because it could be on the floor!
Anyone remember these, the London Cheese Cake? I used to love these as a kid and I don't remember there being any filling inside, in fact I'm 100% sure there wasn't.
When I saw one in a bakers the other day, I bought one and couldn't wait to get home and rekindle childhood memories.
I took a large bite and my pleasure turned to horror as bloody jam oozed out, FFS!
Why the f*ck do wankers have to ruin everything by sticking jam inside, do you think jam is perfect, in f ing everything, well it ain't and don't bloody do it.
Carlisle United = CUT ???
Stockport County = SPC ???
CUFC v SCFC…
Chinese restaurants not sending prawn crackers with my order
I don't care how good your food is, I've got plenty of places to choose from and there's a good chance I won't be ordering from you again if you're not giving me these as freebies
Why should I pay for rice to go with my (paid for) chicken tikka masala?
The play was a comedy so the people around me just laughed it off but my wife was less forgiving.