New bird on Countdown

ShootersHillGuru

She is awesome.

cafcledbury

i drink her bath water whilst she was on or suck her shit through a sweaty sock

ShootersHillGuru

cafcledbury said:

i drink her bath water whilst she was on or suck her shit through a sweaty sock

I think I'll stick with awesome.

buckshee

cafcledbury said:

i drink her bath water whilst she was on or suck her shit through a sweaty sock

Would you use her shit for toothpaste though?

GoOnYouHaddocks

cafcledbury said:

i drink her bath water whilst she was on or suck her shit through a sweaty sock

She doesn't sh*t, she's perfect.

EpsomAddick

This was from Friday's normal Countdown

EpsomAddick

Sorry it's so small...ooh err

nth_london_addick

loads of em Rach loads of em

Ross_cafc

Metro, pg 29. Perfect for the Monday morning blues!

lordromford

If you haven't done it for a while, have a look at page one of this thread.
Quite a few people wrote Rachel off early doors!

guinnessaddick

Looking good in a little black number on 8 out of 10 cats does countdown.

guinnessaddick

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stackitsteve

8 out of 10 cats does countdown on c4 now
(HD for Rachel)

JT

AFKABartram

I watched that last night and I must have repeated the word 'filth' in my head about a thousand times

JT

thecrazyaddick

Jesus F Christ!

MattTeesHeader

Oh god, where are those tissues?

guinnessaddick

MattTeesHeader said:

Oh god, where are those tissues?

Stuck to the inside on the bed sheets?

thai malaysia addick

Dateline 11 January 2046.

Charlton Life post: Would Ya?

Rachel Riley is 60 years old today. Would ya?

What would the responses be?

Brunello

thai malaysia addick said:

Dateline 11 January 2046.

Charlton Life post: Would Ya?

Rachel Riley is 60 years old today. Would ya?

What would the responses be?

Given I would be 87 YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Algarveaddick

thai malaysia addick said:

Dateline 11 January 2046.

Charlton Life post: Would Ya?

Rachel Riley is 60 years old today. Would ya?

What would the responses be?

Carter would say she is thirty years too old for him...

soapy_jones

thai malaysia addick said:

Dateline 11 January 2046.

Charlton Life post: Would Ya?

Rachel Riley is 60 years old today. Would ya?

What would the responses be?

I would of wasted a lot of fluid on that women by then so Hell yeh (IF I could still manage it...)!

stackitsteve

Our Rachel is rumoured to be on Strictly Come Dancing this year

bolloxbolder

and Susanna Reid.

Viewfinder

Am I the only one here who prefers Susie Dent? The feline face: nervously alert, never in repose. The shy modesty. The fierce intelligence worn lightly. That demure quality, masking a sleek stealth. The lowered eyes as she smiles - the wickedness of the thought. Just imagine her whispering dirty words in your ear - in Olde English, or a Norse dialect.

nth_london_addick

only 60 she would still have a good 18 yrs left of yes for me

bolloxbolder

Yes you are in a minority of one VF

Lincsaddick

stackitsteve said:

Our Rachel is rumoured to be on Strictly Come Dancing this year

it has been confirmed .. expect audience figures (especially for men of a certain age) to go up up up and up .. errrrr Tony Jacklin will also be a contestant .. No doubt there will be plenty of 'hole in one' jokes to look forward to

oohaahmortimer

strictly cum dancing