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Carter
Carter Posts: 14,244
edited May 2009 in Not Sports Related
What the F*CK is it with women and changing their poxy minds!?

I am starting to understand why men turn to the dark side.

That's all
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  • leftbehind
    leftbehind Posts: 8,581
    ha ha try being married for near on 19 years like me mate

    Its a nightmare

    Changing there minds
    Slective hearing
    PMT
    the poxy list is endless
  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 26,291
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  • Marco
    Marco Posts: 397
    ........................................
    ........................................

    That's what I've learned about women from my 4 decades on this planet.- Absolutely nothing.
    Though I have a sneaky suspicion that there is a pattern emerging. just because "yes" was the right response to a comment yesterday doesn't mean it will be today when the same comment is made.
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,153
    Carts, find another one, they are not all like that. Go beyond what they look like and find one with a personality and attitude that matches yours.

    It's the same when women moan about men "being all the same"... no love, the ones you fancy are all the same, but that bloke at work you call "the weirdo" would actually make you happy for the rest of your life if you would give him a chance.
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,625
    Can't live with them, can't live without them. Unless you're gay.
  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,091
    My other half wants to talk about life, our relationship, our forthcoming wedding etc etc, at 6:15 on a Monday morning when I'm on early shift and driving, and barely awake, and then she wonders why I say shut the feck up.

    Classic this Monday morning, she rings me at 7:15 when I have started work with an office full of customers, to ask me to find the phone number for the coffee shop at Dartford station, as she left her fags there, to which my response was "not really a priority for me at the moment", and she got the hump, so basically my customers and job could go stuff whilst I sort this out for her, unbelievable!
  • KBslittlesis
    KBslittlesis Posts: 8,605
    Apparently thats what Carter's turning to. Good luck with finding a fella that'll put up with your love of all things CAFC. It ain't easy ;-)
  • NorthStandUltra
    NorthStandUltra Posts: 2,538
    You know when you've found the right woman though, I have and I can't tell you how happy she makes me and just how much I love her.

    Sorry to get all gushy so early :o)
  • dartfordgent
    dartfordgent Posts: 885
    Its very simple they bless them are wired up differant to blokes............we will always be wrong.....dont listen......cannot mutli task......selective hearing and vision....and we will never sense what they will come up with next...........dont go to the dark side...just play the game nod a lot ... say sorry a lot ............never let your guard down.................also it gets harder as they get older..!! there all witches at heart..but we love um...roll on the season and more away games !!
  • Stu_of_Kunming
    Stu_of_Kunming Posts: 17,117
    [cite]Posted By: Carter[/cite]I am starting to understand why men turn to the dark side.

    Really?

    Good luck living that comment down pal!
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  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,853
    [cite]Posted By: guinnessaddick[/cite]Can't live with them, can't shoot them.

    Tad harsh - smiley thing.
  • KBslittlesis
    KBslittlesis Posts: 8,605
    & Carter, you'll have to change your team to Brighton if you go down that road 8-)
  • MariaCAFC
    MariaCAFC Posts: 1,152
    [cite]Posted By: NorthStandUltra[/cite]You know when you've found the right woman though, I have and I can't tell you how happy she makes me and just how much I love her.

    Sorry to get all gushy so early :o)

    Oh Bless yeah! Ditto Babe!

    Carter - We are not all bad matey - Look at us women on here - Love Charlton, Love Football - what more could our men ask for.... Albeit I'm not a lover of cooking - but hey we have all got our downsides ;o)

    :o)
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,853
    A bloke dont need a woman to cook for him Maria.
    We can just get a takeaway on way home from the pub.
  • MariaCAFC
    MariaCAFC Posts: 1,152
    [cite]Posted By: MrOneLung[/cite]A bloke dont need a woman to cook for him Maria.
    We can just get a takeaway on way home from the pub.

    Fair Enough - saves on washing up. ;o)
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,825
    I think they're great. Highly recommended.

    Us blokes have it easy.
  • NorthStandUltra
    NorthStandUltra Posts: 2,538
    [cite]Posted By: AFKABartram[/cite]I think they're great. Highly recommended.

    Us blokes have it easy.

    Completely agree with you D, although Maria refused to put Marmite on my toast for me last night :o)
  • MariaCAFC
    MariaCAFC Posts: 1,152
    [cite]Posted By: NorthStandUltra[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: AFKABartram[/cite]I think they're great. Highly recommended.

    Us blokes have it easy.

    Completely agree with you D, although Maria refused to put Marmite on my toast for me last night :o)

    It's because that stuff is evil!!! :o)
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,825
    Relationships turn for the worse the minute you give up full control of the TV remote control.

    Stay strong chaps !
  • NorthStandUltra
    NorthStandUltra Posts: 2,538
    [cite]Posted By: AFKABartram[/cite]Relationships turn for the worse the minute you give up full control of the TV remote control.

    Stay strong chaps !

    I've never had control of the remote!
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  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,825
    then you are a doormat sunshine. Change of attitude needed before the wedding me thinks, otherwise its too late.
  • NorthStandUltra
    NorthStandUltra Posts: 2,538
    edited May 2009
    [cite]Posted By: AFKABartram[/cite]then you are a doormat sunshine. Change of attitude needed before the wedding me thinks, otherwise its too late.

    I'll start tonight, Maria I want Marmite on my toast and full remote control ownership damn it :o)








    Do you think she'll take any notice............. :o)
  • MariaCAFC
    MariaCAFC Posts: 1,152
    [cite]Posted By: AFKABartram[/cite]then you are a doormat sunshine. Change of attitude needed before the wedding me thinks, otherwise its too late.

    Hello ***waves hand*** I am in the room (as such)

    He has the remote - when I'm out of the room!! LOL

    Only kidding - S stop making out that I'm a wicked witch! ;o)
  • Chizz
    Chizz Posts: 28,334
    [cite]Posted By: AFKABartram[/cite]Relationships turn for the worse the minute you give up full control of the TV remote control.

    Stay strong chaps !

    Why would anyone ever do that?
  • Ledge
    Ledge Posts: 7,179
    Tell me about it recently had a quote for new fence in my garden just over a grand all good stuff none of that cheap panelling gear. Anyway the fella says to me we've got the same fence but it's in green I can do £150 cheaper.

    Wife says oh yeah we'll go for that - so they are coming Thursday to fit it.

    Monday trhis week she says to me I don't want the green now want the brown I was liek what about saving the money NO I WANT THE BROWN.

    FFS - so I've had to ring the bloke who's like but w've ordered the green mate - well I'm sorry but the wife want brown now - I'll give you her number mate you are more then welcome to argue the toss with her. --- Nah it's alright I won't bother was his reply. LOL
  • Stone
    Stone Posts: 3,026
    edited May 2009
    [cite]Posted By: MariaCAFC[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: NorthStandUltra[/cite]You know when you've found the right woman though, I have and I can't tell you how happy she makes me and just how much I love her.

    Sorry to get all gushy so early :o)

    Oh Bless yeah! Ditto Babe!

    Carter - We are not all bad matey - Look at us women on here - Love Charlton, Love Football - what more could our men ask for.... Albeit I'm not a lover of cooking - but hey we have all got our downsides ;o)

    :o)

    Oh get a room you two.....

    What do you mean you have?
  • pork_pie
    pork_pie Posts: 452
    I think I am going to puke.
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    [cite]Posted By: MariaCAFC[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: NorthStandUltra[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: AFKABartram[/cite]I think they're great. Highly recommended.

    Us blokes have it easy.

    Completely agree with you D, although Maria refused to put Marmite on my toast for me last night :o)

    It's because that stuff is evil!!! :o)

    Have a word S. She is slating marmite the spread of GODS! ;o) or would she prefer VEGEMITE? lol

    AFKA is tearing your relationship limb from limb ;oP
  • leftbehind
    leftbehind Posts: 8,581
    [quote][cite]Posted By: DA9[/cite]My other half wants to talk about life, our relationship, our forthcoming wedding etc etc, at 6:15 on a Monday morning when I'm on early shift and driving, and barely awake, and then she wonders why I say shut the feck up.

    Classic this Monday morning, she rings me at 7:15 when I have started work with an office full of customers, to ask me to find the phone number for the coffee shop at Dartford station, as she left her fags there, to which my response was "not really a priority for me at the moment", and she got the hump, so basically my customers and job could go stuff whilst I sort this out for her, unbelievable![/quote]

    get the same phones or emails me to look up something

    Time she has typed it would have been quicker to do herself also phones me to and asks cn i phone teh kids dentista nd tell this or that time she has explained it to me she could have called them herself and told them whats that all about ????
  • Chris_from_Sidcup
    Chris_from_Sidcup Posts: 36,012
    Carter - what's happened then? I seem to recall a thread on here not so long ago from you going on about how you loved women and not being tied down.