My favourite one regarding women is when me and my girlfriend are making a decision on something, be it anything from where to go out to eat to what to buy for the house, and she'll say "oh i don't mind it's up to you", so then i make a choice and she'll go "oh no i think we should do this". Why not just decide in the first place woman?!! It isn't up to me at all. It's only up to me as long as i agree with her!
As a longtime married man with 3 daughters life is far less stressful if you start from the premise that whatever you do or don't do, say or don't say is going to be wrong.
Then on the rare occasions you get it right you feel really good!
[cite]Posted By: Chris_from_Sidcup[/cite]My favourite one regarding women is when me and my girlfriend are making a decision on something, be it anything from where to go out to eat to what to buy for the house, and she'll say "oh i don't mind it's up to you", so then i make a choice and she'll go "oh no i think we should do this". Why not just decide in the first place woman?!! It isn't up to me at all. It's only up to me as long as i agree with her!
I love Mrs Algarve to death, but I have to admit, she does this too. Small price to pay for all the good stuff!
Hmmmm I'm not going to live that dark side comment down am I now.
Still, long weekend ahead, forgetting about this loony took the number out of me phone and deleted her on fuckbook now that's wiping the slate clean! Time to kick back and chat to attractive girls in the Medway towns that will doubtlessly do my brain in once they drop the normal single girl act!
[cite]Posted By: Carter[/cite]Hmmmm I'm not going to live that dark side comment down am I now.
Still, long weekend ahead, forgetting about this loony took the number out of me phone and deleted her on fuckbook now that's wiping the slate clean! Time to kick back and chat to attractive girls in the Medway towns that will doubtlessly do my brain in once they drop the normal single girl act!
That means you'll be down the Casino Rooms chatting up the mooses from Chatham then )
Mine Said if i get a phone contract for our eldest she will pay as i do 4 others in our house
So phone came told her first payment in 14 days do you want my bank details to set up D/D, she goes nuts saying i do enough for our kids im a tight ***** and why cant i do it blah blah blah
Just got a email
Set up the phone D/D as promised love you xxx
WFT was the rant for last week???????????????????????????????????
[cite]Posted By: Carter[/cite]Hmmmm I'm not going to live that dark side comment down am I now.
Still, long weekend ahead, forgetting about this loony took the number out of me phone and deleted her on fuckbook now that's wiping the slate clean! Time to kick back and chat to attractive girls in the Medway towns that will doubtlessly do my brain in once they drop the normal single girl act!
That means you'll be down the Casino Rooms chatting up the mooses from Chatham then )
Nah I think that particular hole still is sporting a hole in the roof from the fire bank holiday Sunday
Its 10 yrs for me this year, with 2 yrs married (Oh and a 9mth break in the middle when I was a bit of a man slag) and despite all her stressy irrational moments I couldnt live without her and just like a good wine. It gets better with age....Or perhaps Im just less fussy
[cite]Posted By: Carter[/cite]Hmmmm I'm not going to live that dark side comment down am I now.
Still, long weekend ahead, forgetting about this loony took the number out of me phone and deleted her on fuckbook now that's wiping the slate clean! Time to kick back and chat to attractive girls in the Medway towns that will doubtlessly do my brain in once they drop the normal single girl act!
That means you'll be down the Casino Rooms chatting up the mooses from Chatham then )
Nah I think that particular hole still is sporting a hole in the roof from the fire bank holiday Sunday
Oh yeah, I forgot about that! - Amadeus it is then!
CommentAuthorkigelia CommentTime2 days ago quote# 34 women in general are alright. After 10 years of marriage my advice can be boiled do ensuring you remember and memorise the following three phrases:
1. I'm sorry, i won't do it again. 2. I'll do it in a minute. 3. You look great in that.
(Forgotten how to do the quote thingy.) Anyway...I would add to this very wise advice, "Maybe we'll buy it next month..." And don't forget to give her good eye contact, nod sagely and keep your gob shut cos she doesn't actually want your advice!
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Swing them pants.
So trick is give an option then agree andd say "yeah you are right, I love it there"
But believe me Carts I've had my fair share of nutters!!
Then on the rare occasions you get it right you feel really good!
WTF????? That was out of the blue? Fudging women giving me a scare like that! I am only 21 no proposals anytime soon!
I love Mrs Algarve to death, but I have to admit, she does this too. Small price to pay for all the good stuff!
Still, long weekend ahead, forgetting about this loony took the number out of me phone and deleted her on fuckbook now that's wiping the slate clean! Time to kick back and chat to attractive girls in the Medway towns that will doubtlessly do my brain in once they drop the normal single girl act!
That means you'll be down the Casino Rooms chatting up the mooses from Chatham then
Mine
Said if i get a phone contract for our eldest she will pay as i do 4 others in our house
So phone came told her first payment in 14 days do you want my bank details to set up D/D, she goes nuts saying i do enough for our kids im a tight ***** and why cant i do it blah blah blah
Just got a email
Set up the phone D/D as promised love you xxx
WFT was the rant for last week???????????????????????????????????
Nah I think that particular hole still is sporting a hole in the roof from the fire bank holiday Sunday
About as much as poor gumbo and the poor fecking Goat
All sing together,"You only swing ..... when you're swinging; swing when you're swinging, etc....."
;o)
Oh yeah, I forgot about that! - Amadeus it is then!
Haven't you posted this before
Haven't you posted this before
I'm sure I posted this previously
That's what all the girls say to him!
Very good
The last two have been from Essex and Maidstone my radar is aimed away from Medway!
Yeah, try a new location ..... virgin territory.
It can be quite cathartic - or should that be Cart-hartic .....?
PS: Whoops! forgot the smiley
Mate, I feel old in there!!
women in general are alright. After 10 years of marriage my advice can be boiled do ensuring you remember and memorise the following three phrases:
1. I'm sorry, i won't do it again.
2. I'll do it in a minute.
3. You look great in that.
(Forgotten how to do the quote thingy.)
Anyway...I would add to this very wise advice, "Maybe we'll buy it next month..."
And don't forget to give her good eye contact, nod sagely and keep your gob shut cos she doesn't actually want your advice!