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we're all swingers at heart.
Swing them pants.0 -
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My favourite one regarding women is when me and my girlfriend are making a decision on something, be it anything from where to go out to eat to what to buy for the house, and she'll say "oh i don't mind it's up to you", so then i make a choice and she'll go "oh no i think we should do this". Why not just decide in the first place woman?!! It isn't up to me at all. It's only up to me as long as i agree with her!0
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well you then have the problem if you say "no really sweetie, it's up to you" and then you get "you are sooooooo indecisive"
So trick is give an option then agree andd say "yeah you are right, I love it there"0 -
I've never been happier still get to do lots of what i want and the rest time i get to enjoy with someone throughly interesting.
But believe me Carts I've had my fair share of nutters!!0 -
As a longtime married man with 3 daughters life is far less stressful if you start from the premise that whatever you do or don't do, say or don't say is going to be wrong.
Then on the rare occasions you get it right you feel really good!0 -
[cite]Text By: Darrel's Sister[/cite] When are you going to propose to Janice
WTF????? That was out of the blue? Fudging women giving me a scare like that! I am only 21 no proposals anytime soon!0 -
[cite]Posted By: Chris_from_Sidcup[/cite]My favourite one regarding women is when me and my girlfriend are making a decision on something, be it anything from where to go out to eat to what to buy for the house, and she'll say "oh i don't mind it's up to you", so then i make a choice and she'll go "oh no i think we should do this". Why not just decide in the first place woman?!! It isn't up to me at all. It's only up to me as long as i agree with her!
I love Mrs Algarve to death, but I have to admit, she does this too. Small price to pay for all the good stuff!0 -
Hmmmm I'm not going to live that dark side comment down am I now.
Still, long weekend ahead, forgetting about this loony took the number out of me phone and deleted her on fuckbook now that's wiping the slate clean! Time to kick back and chat to attractive girls in the Medway towns that will doubtlessly do my brain in once they drop the normal single girl act!0 -
[cite]Posted By: Carter[/cite]Hmmmm I'm not going to live that dark side comment down am I now.
Still, long weekend ahead, forgetting about this loony took the number out of me phone and deleted her on fuckbook now that's wiping the slate clean! Time to kick back and chat to attractive girls in the Medway towns that will doubtlessly do my brain in once they drop the normal single girl act!
That means you'll be down the Casino Rooms chatting up the mooses from Chatham then
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Another example of women
Mine
Said if i get a phone contract for our eldest she will pay as i do 4 others in our house
So phone came told her first payment in 14 days do you want my bank details to set up D/D, she goes nuts saying i do enough for our kids im a tight ***** and why cant i do it blah blah blah
Just got a email
Set up the phone D/D as promised love you xxx
WFT was the rant for last week???????????????????????????????????0 -
"because were here son, because we here" from the film Zulu.0
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[cite]Posted By: NorthStandUltra[/cite][cite]Posted By: Carter[/cite]Hmmmm I'm not going to live that dark side comment down am I now.
Still, long weekend ahead, forgetting about this loony took the number out of me phone and deleted her on fuckbook now that's wiping the slate clean! Time to kick back and chat to attractive girls in the Medway towns that will doubtlessly do my brain in once they drop the normal single girl act!
That means you'll be down the Casino Rooms chatting up the mooses from Chatham then)
Nah I think that particular hole still is sporting a hole in the roof from the fire bank holiday Sunday0 -
Its 10 yrs for me this year, with 2 yrs married (Oh and a 9mth break in the middle when I was a bit of a man slag) and despite all her stressy irrational moments I couldnt live without her and just like a good wine. It gets better with age....Or perhaps Im just less fussy
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[cite]Posted By: Carter[/cite]Hmmmm I'm not going to live that dark side comment down am I now.
About as much as poor gumbo and the poor fecking Goat0 -
[cite]Posted By: Weegie Addick[/cite][cite]Posted By: Dazzler21[/cite]How has this thread gone ont Swinging at the valley??
Because some might think it could be more entertaining than the football?
All sing together,"You only swing ..... when you're swinging; swing when you're swinging, etc....."
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[cite]Posted By: Carter[/cite][cite]Posted By: NorthStandUltra[/cite][cite]Posted By: Carter[/cite]Hmmmm I'm not going to live that dark side comment down am I now.
Still, long weekend ahead, forgetting about this loony took the number out of me phone and deleted her on fuckbook now that's wiping the slate clean! Time to kick back and chat to attractive girls in the Medway towns that will doubtlessly do my brain in once they drop the normal single girl act!
That means you'll be down the Casino Rooms chatting up the mooses from Chatham then)
Nah I think that particular hole still is sporting a hole in the roof from the fire bank holiday Sunday
Oh yeah, I forgot about that! - Amadeus it is then!0 -
No way!! Last went there in 2006 and I felt old, very old in comparison to the clientelle then!0
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Is Deja Vu still about in Swanley!?!) 0
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[cite]Posted By: NorthStandUltra[/cite]Is Deja Vu still about in Swanley!?!)
Haven't you posted this before0 - Sponsored links:
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Is Deja Vu still about in Swanley!?!) 0
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[cite]Posted By: WSS[/cite]Is Deja Vu still about in Swanley!?!)
Haven't you posted this before0 -
The empty burned out shell of what's left of 'big Rio's' was there last time I looked.
I'm sure I posted this previously0 -
I can now see your problem Carts. I'm sure you can aim your radar slightly higher. Medway towns, yea gods man!0
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[cite]Posted By: KBslittlesis[/cite] I'm sure you can aim your radar slightly higher.
That's what all the girls say to him!0 -
Heh heh
Very good
The last two have been from Essex and Maidstone my radar is aimed away from Medway!0 -
[cite]Posted By: KBslittlesis[/cite]I can now see your problem Carts. I'm sure you can aim your radar slightly higher. Medway towns, yea gods man!
Yeah, try a new location ..... virgin territory.
It can be quite cathartic - or should that be Cart-hartic .....?
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It could cost you 8k though, apparently ;-)0
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[cite]Posted By: Carter[/cite]No way!! Last went there in 2006 and I felt old, very old in comparison to the clientelle then!
Mate, I feel old in there!!0 -
CommentAuthorkigelia CommentTime2 days ago quote# 34
women in general are alright. After 10 years of marriage my advice can be boiled do ensuring you remember and memorise the following three phrases:
1. I'm sorry, i won't do it again.
2. I'll do it in a minute.
3. You look great in that.
(Forgotten how to do the quote thingy.)
Anyway...I would add to this very wise advice, "Maybe we'll buy it next month..."
And don't forget to give her good eye contact, nod sagely and keep your gob shut cos she doesn't actually want your advice!0
