[cite]Posted By: Carter[/cite]A wise old man said to me once that paying for sex always works out cheaper in the long run.
Leroy I am disturbed by how often I find myself agreeing with you but you are bang on with that last one.
Why are you disturbed? I do regularly talk sense - although its usually peppered with invective, insults and/or general bad language. I find myself regularly agreeing with what you say as well. Maybe you and I should hook up? If you were going to go queer how would you feel about overweight mid-thirties tattooed geeks with thick beards?
Thing is Carter, if you're looking for an easy ride then don't even think about getting on this train! But if you're lucky, when you least expect it, an awe inspiring, knuckle riding, jaw dropping ride will come along & you will not be able to turn it down. They'll be thrills & spills, downright boring & infuriating bits too. But just when you think you've had enough, you go around a bend & bang! Something takes your breath away & you're hooked. Its not for the faint hearted. If i ever chose to or got asked to leave, i'd never get on another. So until such time, i'd go with Dan's suggestion & fill ya boots ;-)
Why is it when you put something down you are gonna need shortly and ask "have you seen my ...... my love?" They answer "No Babe" So you hunt for it for half an hour cursing under your breath until Friends finishes when they get up off of the sofa walk straight to it and get moody with you for being so useless?
And while we are on the subject. Men do not need to multi task as we have a far better system in place. Prioritising.
[cite]Posted By: KBslittlesis[/cite]Thing is Carter, if you're looking for an easy ride, , you go around a bend & bang! Something takes your breath away & you're hooked. Its not for the faint hearted. fill ya boots ;-)
KB sounds like you are asking him to bat for the otherside
Carts i was worried about the first post and the man on man action that had crossed your mind, You know pal no matter how bad it gets coming out on an internet forum has taken guts and i doff my cap towards you if it does mean i shuffle my booty back towards the wall when we meet up again.
I think on a positive note towards your point about cranky women they bang great and suerly thats the point of going on the pull in the boozers near the nutt houses you get either randy inpatients that have escaped or horny nurses who need de stressing.
You and LA would make a great couple like gumbo and his goat
[cite]Posted By: millaphile[/cite]Why is it when you put something down you are gonna need shortly and ask "have you seen my ...... my love?" They answer "No Babe" So you hunt for it for half an hour cursing under your breath until Friends finishes when they get up off of the sofa walk straight to it and get moody with you for being so useless?
And while we are on the subject. Men do not need to multi task as we have a far better system in place. Prioritising.
erm, because men can't see anything that isn't in front of their eyes. She was trying to make you find it yourself so you could be pleased with yourself, but then found it so frustrating that you couldn't find it that she had to help you - when her programme had finished of course.
there are other shelves in the fridge, not just the one in front of your eyes - there is a possibility that something you put down could now be under something - try picking it up to have a look underneath?
Many roads have I travelled, and many women have I met ....... but kudos to Lil Sis, she's finally confessed in writing what every man finds out the hard way .......she says of her own fair gender, " we're all mad!"
So, as I never argue with a woman, I find I must agree with her.
[cite]Posted By: Goonerhater[/cite]married 16 years
she will never really know how much she means to me
meeeting my wife changed my life , i owe her everything.
I could be a millionaire if I had the money
I could own a mansion, no I don't think I'd like that
But I might write a song that makes you laugh, now that would be funny
And you could tell your friends in England you'd like that
But now I've chosen aeroplanes and boats to come between us
And a line or two on paper wouldn't go amiss
How is Worcestershire? Is it still the same between us?
Do you still use television to send you fast asleep?
Can you last another week? Does the cistern still leak?
Or have you found a man to mend it?
Oh, and by the way, how's your broken heart?
Is that mended too? I miss you
I miss you, I really do.
I've been reading Browning, Keats and William Wordsworth
And they all seem to be saying the same thing for me
Well I like the words they use, and I like the way they use them
You know, Home Thoughts From Abroad is such a beautiful poem
And I know how Robert Browning must have felt
'Cause I'm feeling the same way about you
Wondering what you're doing and if you need some help
Do I still occupy your mind? Am I being so unkind?
Do you find it very lonely, or have you found someone to laugh with?
Oh, and by the way, are you laughing now?
'Cause I'm not, I miss you
I miss you, I really do.
[cite]Posted By: Curb_It[/cite]nice to have some nice comments rather than comments such as "bang her" etc.
Behind every strong man stands an even stronger woman.
but i dont know mehmet she was moaning good oh the morning after the norwich game and your drunken doctor who dancing.
Don't remember her being too upset. Although she would have been very unhappy if I hadn't made the meal in the evening (I still don't know how I managed it!)
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NOW you should be disturbed...
(BTW - ladies - form an orderly queue)
It would appear that sick minds think alike
And while we are on the subject. Men do not need to multi task as we have a far better system in place. Prioritising.
KB sounds like you are asking him to bat for the otherside
Carts i was worried about the first post and the man on man action that had crossed your mind, You know pal no matter how bad it gets coming out on an internet forum has taken guts and i doff my cap towards you if it does mean i shuffle my booty back towards the wall when we meet up again.
I think on a positive note towards your point about cranky women they bang great and suerly thats the point of going on the pull in the boozers near the nutt houses you get either randy inpatients that have escaped or horny nurses who need de stressing.
You and LA would make a great couple like gumbo and his goat
hang on thats only B
shit man i a dead man walking how the feck do i delete this post
erm, because men can't see anything that isn't in front of their eyes. She was trying to make you find it yourself so you could be pleased with yourself, but then found it so frustrating that you couldn't find it that she had to help you - when her programme had finished of course.
there are other shelves in the fridge, not just the one in front of your eyes - there is a possibility that something you put down could now be under something - try picking it up to have a look underneath?
:-)
And, gentlemen, there you have it.
Many roads have I travelled, and many women have I met ....... but kudos to Lil Sis, she's finally confessed in writing what every man finds out the hard way .......she says of her own fair gender, " we're all mad!"
So, as I never argue with a woman, I find I must agree with her.
;o)
;-)
That's just the way it is! We all have to deal with it!!!!
your card is marked. im doing a lot of marking. going to be a busy first game, hopefully its a home one.
Still in love, GH ......?
Aw.
;o)
After 16 years marriage, and you can still say that about your missus, tells the world you have a really special relationship.
That's precious.
Most relationships have it to begin with - but let it slip through their fingers.
Anyway,as I was saying, GH ........ it's really precious.
I could own a mansion, no I don't think I'd like that
But I might write a song that makes you laugh, now that would be funny
And you could tell your friends in England you'd like that
But now I've chosen aeroplanes and boats to come between us
And a line or two on paper wouldn't go amiss
How is Worcestershire? Is it still the same between us?
Do you still use television to send you fast asleep?
Can you last another week? Does the cistern still leak?
Or have you found a man to mend it?
Oh, and by the way, how's your broken heart?
Is that mended too? I miss you
I miss you, I really do.
I've been reading Browning, Keats and William Wordsworth
And they all seem to be saying the same thing for me
Well I like the words they use, and I like the way they use them
You know, Home Thoughts From Abroad is such a beautiful poem
And I know how Robert Browning must have felt
'Cause I'm feeling the same way about you
Wondering what you're doing and if you need some help
Do I still occupy your mind? Am I being so unkind?
Do you find it very lonely, or have you found someone to laugh with?
Oh, and by the way, are you laughing now?
'Cause I'm not, I miss you
I miss you, I really do.
I really do.
Or just get yeself a northern bird, then you can't actually understand a word she's saying, making it less of a head fuck ;-)
Same here mate, been married for 7 years, never really had a row (although I've probably given her enough reason to at times!)
Behind every strong man stands an even stronger woman.
but i dont know mehmet she was moaning good oh the morning after the norwich game and your drunken doctor who dancing.
Don't remember her being too upset. Although she would have been very unhappy if I hadn't made the meal in the evening (I still don't know how I managed it!)