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  • Charlton Dan (#57), thanks to you, I have to call our IT department to replace my monitor as that made me spit my coffee out I was laughing so hard...
  • Women are like fairground rides, they are all effing mental!!
  • Carter, theres always the mail order brides websites
  • [cite]Posted By: Carter[/cite]A wise old man said to me once that paying for sex always works out cheaper in the long run.

    Leroy I am disturbed by how often I find myself agreeing with you but you are bang on with that last one.
    Why are you disturbed? I do regularly talk sense - although its usually peppered with invective, insults and/or general bad language. I find myself regularly agreeing with what you say as well. Maybe you and I should hook up? If you were going to go queer how would you feel about overweight mid-thirties tattooed geeks with thick beards?









    NOW you should be disturbed... :)

    (BTW - ladies - form an orderly queue)
  • When whispers go wrong!

    It would appear that sick minds think alike
  • edited May 2009
    Thing is Carter, if you're looking for an easy ride then don't even think about getting on this train! But if you're lucky, when you least expect it, an awe inspiring, knuckle riding, jaw dropping ride will come along & you will not be able to turn it down. They'll be thrills & spills, downright boring & infuriating bits too. But just when you think you've had enough, you go around a bend & bang! Something takes your breath away & you're hooked. Its not for the faint hearted. If i ever chose to or got asked to leave, i'd never get on another. So until such time, i'd go with Dan's suggestion & fill ya boots ;-)
  • Why is it when you put something down you are gonna need shortly and ask "have you seen my ...... my love?" They answer "No Babe" So you hunt for it for half an hour cursing under your breath until Friends finishes when they get up off of the sofa walk straight to it and get moody with you for being so useless?

    And while we are on the subject. Men do not need to multi task as we have a far better system in place. Prioritising. :)
  • [cite]Posted By: KBslittlesis[/cite]Thing is Carter, if you're looking for an easy ride, , you go around a bend & bang! Something takes your breath away & you're hooked. Its not for the faint hearted. fill ya boots ;-)

    KB sounds like you are asking him to bat for the otherside


    Carts i was worried about the first post and the man on man action that had crossed your mind, You know pal no matter how bad it gets coming out on an internet forum has taken guts and i doff my cap towards you if it does mean i shuffle my booty back towards the wall when we meet up again.

    I think on a positive note towards your point about cranky women they bang great and suerly thats the point of going on the pull in the boozers near the nutt houses you get either randy inpatients that have escaped or horny nurses who need de stressing.

    You and LA would make a great couple like gumbo and his goat
  • Damn NLA! You got me! Lol! Stay away from us gals Cart's, we're all mad!:-/
  • The ones i have met from on here a mad deffo

    hang on thats only B

    shit man i a dead man walking how the feck do i delete this post
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  • Remember NLA, B & i went to the same school. Nuns have that affect on you. Be afraid, be very afraid!
  • and my missus went to a convent school as well that explains alot
  • They are all witches...........
  • [cite]Posted By: millaphile[/cite]Why is it when you put something down you are gonna need shortly and ask "have you seen my ...... my love?" They answer "No Babe" So you hunt for it for half an hour cursing under your breath until Friends finishes when they get up off of the sofa walk straight to it and get moody with you for being so useless?

    And while we are on the subject. Men do not need to multi task as we have a far better system in place. Prioritising. :)

    erm, because men can't see anything that isn't in front of their eyes. She was trying to make you find it yourself so you could be pleased with yourself, but then found it so frustrating that you couldn't find it that she had to help you - when her programme had finished of course.

    there are other shelves in the fridge, not just the one in front of your eyes - there is a possibility that something you put down could now be under something - try picking it up to have a look underneath?

    :-)
  • [cite]Posted By: KBslittlesis[/cite]


    Stay away from us gals Cart's,

    .......... we're all mad! :-/

    And, gentlemen, there you have it.

    Many roads have I travelled, and many women have I met ....... but kudos to Lil Sis, she's finally confessed in writing what every man finds out the hard way .......she says of her own fair gender, " we're all mad!"

    So, as I never argue with a woman, I find I must agree with her.

    ;o)
  • keep getting told something often enough Oggy.............................

    ;-)
  • Men are b****ds, Women are snakes.

    That's just the way it is! We all have to deal with it!!!!
  • [cite]Posted By: nth london addick[/cite]The ones i have met from on here a mad deffo

    hang on thats only B

    shit man i a dead man walking how the feck do i delete this post

    your card is marked. im doing a lot of marking. going to be a busy first game, hopefully its a home one.
  • Carter just go and enjiy banging random women till you find one that isn't a head fuck! Simples!!!
  • married 16 years--------- she will never really know how much she means to me------------meeeting my wife changed my life , i owe her everything.
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  • Or possibly because she was the one that moved it. Oh my Sunglasses are in the magazine rack. Silly me i can't believe i didn't look there first!
  • [cite]Posted By: Goonerhater[/cite]married 16 years
    she will never really know how much she means to me
    meeeting my wife changed my life , i owe her everything.

    Still in love, GH ......?

    Aw.

    ;o)
  • and why not Oggy ?
  • Not taking the p1s5, GH ...... it's the reason we all get married in the first place.

    After 16 years marriage, and you can still say that about your missus, tells the world you have a really special relationship.
    That's precious.

    Most relationships have it to begin with - but let it slip through their fingers.

    Anyway,as I was saying, GH ........ it's really precious.
  • I could be a millionaire if I had the money
    I could own a mansion, no I don't think I'd like that
    But I might write a song that makes you laugh, now that would be funny
    And you could tell your friends in England you'd like that
    But now I've chosen aeroplanes and boats to come between us
    And a line or two on paper wouldn't go amiss
    How is Worcestershire? Is it still the same between us?
    Do you still use television to send you fast asleep?
    Can you last another week? Does the cistern still leak?
    Or have you found a man to mend it?
    Oh, and by the way, how's your broken heart?
    Is that mended too? I miss you
    I miss you, I really do.

    I've been reading Browning, Keats and William Wordsworth
    And they all seem to be saying the same thing for me
    Well I like the words they use, and I like the way they use them
    You know, Home Thoughts From Abroad is such a beautiful poem
    And I know how Robert Browning must have felt
    'Cause I'm feeling the same way about you
    Wondering what you're doing and if you need some help
    Do I still occupy your mind? Am I being so unkind?
    Do you find it very lonely, or have you found someone to laugh with?
    Oh, and by the way, are you laughing now?
    'Cause I'm not, I miss you
    I miss you, I really do.

    I really do.
  • [cite]Posted By: Dazzler21[/cite]Carter just go and enjiy banging random women till you find one that isn't a head fuck! Simples!!!

    Or just get yeself a northern bird, then you can't actually understand a word she's saying, making it less of a head fuck ;-)
  • [cite]Posted By: Goonerhater[/cite]meeeting my wife changed my life , i owe her everything.

    Same here mate, been married for 7 years, never really had a row (although I've probably given her enough reason to at times!)
  • nice to have some nice comments rather than comments such as "bang her" etc.

    Behind every strong man stands an even stronger woman.

    but i dont know mehmet she was moaning good oh the morning after the norwich game and your drunken doctor who dancing.
  • [cite]Posted By: Curb_It[/cite]nice to have some nice comments rather than comments such as "bang her" etc.

    Behind every strong man stands an even stronger woman.

    but i dont know mehmet she was moaning good oh the morning after the norwich game and your drunken doctor who dancing.

    Don't remember her being too upset. Although she would have been very unhappy if I hadn't made the meal in the evening (I still don't know how I managed it!)
  • [cite]Posted By: Stu of HU16[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Dazzler21[/cite]Carter just go and enjiy banging random women till you find one that isn't a head fuck! Simples!!!

    Or just get yeself a northern bird, then you can't actually understand a word she's saying, making it less of a head fuck ;-)
    Arh Northern birds, god's gift to Southern men! Bank holiday weekend in Manchester should be fun. :0)
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