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  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    Have you got spanners in your eyes? Every time you look at me, my nuts tighten

    F*** me if I'm wrong, but you want to kiss me!
  • SuperCliveMendonca
    SuperCliveMendonca Posts: 912
    I wonder what our female lifers think of this thread......
  • Saga Lout
    Saga Lout Posts: 6,845
    I wonder what our female lifers think of this thread......
    They'll be wondering why any of us are married.
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    they have all fell for my chat up lines
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,590
    I wonder what our female lifers think of this thread......
    They all love it
  • PaddyP17
    PaddyP17 Posts: 13,035
    You don't sweat much for a fat bird!
  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    "Ey up Luv! Those clothes would look great in a heap on my bedroom floor!".
    I thought it was "Nice dress and it looks good on you, I think it would look better on my bedroom floor though" ;-)

    "I was always told that it's rude to spit!"
  • O-Randy-Hunt
    O-Randy-Hunt Posts: 10,632
    Can you catch love

    Cos there's a couple of balls coming your way

    'max & paddy'
  • Stu_of_Kunming
    Stu_of_Kunming Posts: 17,116
    You don't sweat much for a fat bird!
    Get off my chat up line.
  • PaddyP17
    PaddyP17 Posts: 13,035
    You don't sweat much for a fat bird!
    Get off my chat up line.
    And that's my favourite cockblocking line!
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  • SE10
    SE10 Posts: 2,169
    You're a bit like my big toe, Well you're both gonna get banged on the table later.
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,219
    Do you like chicken? Suck this its fowl.

    Do you like pork? Suck this its dripping.
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,218
    just get your cock out and say

    "'ere love, get your laughing gear round that"
    Are you single David?
  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956
    just get your cock out and say

    "'ere love, get your laughing gear round that"
    Are you single David?
    Blimey, looks like you have pulled Dave.........we have a winner :-)
  • RedArmySE7
    RedArmySE7 Posts: 5,407
    "Have you seen my elephant impression?"

    Turn out each pocket in your trousers slowly and start to unzip your flies...
  • SuperCliveMendonca
    SuperCliveMendonca Posts: 912
    The best chat up line is the Snaps game - anyone heard of it?
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,833
    I wonder what our female lifers think of this thread......


    They will think what we tell them.





    I will now quietly sneak out.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,973
    'morning'
  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 8,997
    Lol!
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,822
    "Alright"
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  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 8,997
    Again, how did you ever pull Nik?
  • MrLargo
    MrLargo Posts: 7,989
    Do you like jewellery?

    Well suck me cock, it's a gem!
  • JT
    JT Posts: 12,348
    Just say sorry.

  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,822
    I like your hair. You got lovely hair
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    just get your cock out and say

    "'ere love, get your laughing gear round that"
    Are you single David?

    sorry treacle, i'm spoken for.


  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,218
    Im surprised!
  • Redhenry
    Redhenry Posts: 5,357
    Have you seen my magic watch?
    It can tell me anything about you.
    Right now its telling me you aren't wearing any knickers.
    She replies, "well its wrong"
    You say "Its ten minutes fast".
  • Karim_myBagheri
    Karim_myBagheri Posts: 12,691
    I have only two months to live.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    Im jealous!
    aww never mind

  • Bournemouth Addick
    Bournemouth Addick Posts: 16,283
    Blimey it's like I stepped into time machine and stepped back out again in the 70's. Tell me that this sort of thing doesn't really go on 'out there' please!

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