Chat up lines

AFKABartram

On a serious note, a good bit of palm reading was always a winner. Just adapt what you say to what you think she wants to hear. Just make them laugh and don't treat the chat up stage as anything other than a bit of fun.

@johnboyuk will tell you back in the day I was the absolute master of bull**it.

DaveMehmet

Im gutted!

SE10

I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet!

JohnBoyUK

On a serious note, a good bit of palm reading was always a winner. Just adapt what you say to what you think she wants to hear. Just make them laugh and don't treat the chat up stage as anything other than a bit of fun.

@johnboyuk will tell you back in the day I was the absolute master of bull**it.

The master. The absolute master.

nth_london_addick

Smell this

(1hr later )


It hurts your arse dont it

O-Randy-Hunt

'morning'

Went down well in sheffield gaz. Lol

Curb_It

Smell this

(1hr later )


It hurts your arse dont it

ugh

Wheresmeticket

"Hi. I'm a bit depressed at the moment".




I'm still working on this as I feel it needs a bit of fine tuning.

adamtheaddick

can you help me get this sofa into the back of my van..

followed shortly by put the lotion in the basket..

man_at_milletts

'You don't sweat much for a fat bird'

Karim_myBagheri

If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?

nth_london_addick

Smell this

(1hr later )


It hurts your arse dont it

ugh

LOL its a quality one B

Karim_myBagheri

are you a dab hand with a mastic gun?

AFKABartram

Can you juggle ? We'll lets start with two balls and see how you get on

Lincsaddick

Excuse me sweetheaert .. your panties are falling down
Ooooohhhh... how do you know?

I just decided

Addicted

You look like you've got fairly low self-esteem

Yeah you'll do

masicat

''As long as Iv'e got a face you'll always have a place to sit''!

RedArmySE7

I was once chatted up by a girl telling me I had "A comfy looking face"!

Henry Irving

On a serious note, a good bit of palm reading was always a winner. Just adapt what you say to what you think she wants to hear. Just make them laugh and don't treat the chat up stage as anything other than a bit of fun.

Brings back memories : - )

ValleyGary

'morning'

Went down well in sheffield gaz. Lol

haha dont tell me you wont be using it in bournemouth on sat

Brunello

I've always found " do you want to come on my boat" works

adamtheaddick

my mate fancies you..

Macronate

my love for you is like diarehha. i can't hold it in.

here's £20. drink until i'm really good looking then come & chat to me.

Karim_myBagheri

dont worry. the clinic gave me the all clear.

AFKABartram

here's £20. drink until i'm really good looking then come & chat to me.

Think she is going to need a fifty.....

Lincsaddick

I was once chatted up by a girl telling me I had "A comfy looking face"!

and the punchline is ????? ... she ended up sitting on it ?

sam3110

Hi, I may not be Ray Mears, Ranulph Fiennes or even Bear Grylls, but I bet I could navigate your Khyber Pass

Macronate

here's £20. drink until i'm really good looking then come & chat to me.

Think she is going to need a fifty.....

happy hour!

adamtheaddick

i know im fat but am i am one of the jolly ones, and the way im heading will lose a leg to diabites any month now so will get a blue badge, free parking!! its a win win situation for you..

redsek

'Life without you would be like a broken pencil....... pointless.'

Works even after only having known them for 10 minutes. Honest.