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Chat up lines
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Was AFKA reading your palm?On a serious note, a good bit of palm reading was always a winner. Just adapt what you say to what you think she wants to hear. Just make them laugh and don't treat the chat up stage as anything other than a bit of fun.
Brings back memories : - )
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Would you like to spend the weekend on my boat?0
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Had a dream about you last night
Did you? No you woudnt let me0 -
*wipes face*
I'm just clearing a place for you to sit.0 -
Mines massive and it ain't made of plastic.0
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Some cheesy ones:
Is your name Loreal?
Cos your worth it.
If you was a bogey, I'd pick you.0 -
I prefer the Kevin Bloody wilson aproach0
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Would you like to spend the weekend on my boat?
Milletts make boats? ......... That sure is a jump from Tents0 -
I prefer the Kevin Bloody wilson aproach
do you f**k on 1st dates or does your dad own a brewery can i feel your tits or will you show them to me
it works used it a few times0 -
Fancy going halves on as barstard ?
Or
Just walk up and say "you'll do"0 - Sponsored links:
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Is your name daisy? I've got the urge to plant u right here0
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'ello luv. Show us yer beef curtains.
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My favourite is a certain lifer walking up to a random bird in a club and kissing her on the cheek. Her face was priceless.
Proper sexpest.0 -
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should i walk by again?0
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I really hope that most of these are never used in public!! How some of you managed not only to get a girlfriend but get married I don't know :-)0
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I really hope that most of these are never used in public!! How some of you managed not only to get a girlfriend but get married I don't know :-)
oi Wilma .. if you're a Flintstone I bet you make the bedrock0 -
Do you support the Palace?
No? You'll do
Yes? F##k off! I do have standards you know!0 -
Do you work on a farm?
No, why?
Because you sure know how to raise cocks.
The funny thing is that Ive got a date with a farmer bird tomorrow so that chat up line wouldn't work on her haha0 -
Buy me a drink and I will let you snog me used to work when I was a student amazingly.
Bloke: I bet you a pound I can make your boobs jiggle without touching them.
Lass: ok then
Bloke: then motorboats
Lass: you said 'without' touching them
Bloke: you win, here's a pound.0 -
Do you work on a farm?
love the taste of farmers wife's crumpets...
No, why?
Because you sure know how to raise cocks.
The funny thing is that Ive got a date with a farmer bird tomorrow so that chat up line wouldn't work on her haha
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Buy me a drink and I will let you snog me used to work when I was a student amazingly.
Love that! Maybe the offer of a drink would be better?
Bloke: I bet you a pound I can make your boobs jiggle without touching them.
Lass: ok then
Bloke: then motorboats
Lass: you said 'without' touching them
Bloke: you win, here's a pound.
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My favourite is a certain lifer walking up to a random bird in a club and kissing her on the cheek. Her face was priceless.
A much respected lifer at that.
Proper sexpest.
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The proper sexpest bit I was going to say Dave Mehmet but the much respected bit has put me off0
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Think coudrouy jacket and sun visor.0
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Him:"Do you wanna come home with the big bad wolf?"
Her: "No"
Him: "oh well, not to worry, the other two pigs also turned me down".0 -
Her: "I have a boyfriend".
Him: "I have a goldfish".
Her; "What??"
Him: "I'm sorry, I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter"0 -
Very good :-)I really hope that most of these are never used in public!! How some of you managed not only to get a girlfriend but get married I don't know :-)
oi Wilma .. if you're a Flintstone I bet you make the bedrock
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Hey Wilma,
How youuu doing ?
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Alright Wilma , how do you make my knob 10 inches ?0
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Leave it out you two!0
