Chat up lines

AFKABartram

You've got lovely hair....

Stu_of_Kunming

Her: "I have a boyfriend".
Him: "I have a goldfish".
Her; "What??"
Him: "I'm sorry, I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter"

Quality

THEMCA

Can I take you to be valued

Why

Coz you look like a million dollars to me!

Lincsaddick

your face is like a million dollars .. all green and krinkly

Its_Hamer_Time

Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?

O-Randy-Hunt

'morning'

Went down well in sheffield gaz. Lol

haha dont tell me you wont be using it in bournemouth on sat

Maybe it was just the Sheffield tarts that didn't like your chat up line.

Let's hope they like it down in bournemouth. But not holding out much hope

AFKABartram

Have you seen my magic watch?
It can tell me anything about you.
Right now its telling me you aren't wearing any knickers.
She replies, "well its wrong"
You say "Its ten minutes fast".

@Redhenry

Was out in the lash Friday night and when a girl I know said to me "i like you watch" before I knew it the words "this? This is my magic watch" had left my mouth and I was scanning her up and down with it.

It got a laugh, so thumbs up from me.

CafcCrazy

Roses are Red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van...

richie8

I wonder what our female lifers think of this thread......

They'll be wondering why any of us are married.

Or more to the point How?

grumpyaddick

I'm so sorry but I think I may have left the keys to my Ferrari in your knickers....

smiffyboy

Why don't we go for a walk down the river and you can cum on my boat.