What about gestures. Waving your hand in front of your face with a pained expression when an opponent is in your face, as much as to say "what was that you were eating last night!".
To be honest I recognise more phrases in this thread than that article. All except for [coloured] head on this. Which is always funny when playing a team in red - only gingers can head the ball.
To be honest I recognise more phrases in this thread than that article. All except for [coloured] head on this. Which is always funny when playing a team in red - only gingers can head the ball.
Played 5-a-side at lunchtime. Have to admit I was guilty of "EEEASY BALLLL FFS" as one of our players pointlessly took on 3 men in our own half instead of playing an... erm... easy ball!
Most topical was a Hammers fan on the opposing team yelling "WHO'S GOT THE RACIST?!" as I was unmarked near their goal (I was wearing a Charlton top!)
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After the 11th man turns up 10 mins late for the game after being out on the piss the night before.
after some bell end has bellowed a barrage of profanities at nobody in particular because the smallest player on the pitch has just tripped him up.
'Play it simple!'
All except for [coloured] head on this. Which is always funny when playing a team in red - only gingers can head the ball.
"Keep an eye on that lino ref"
Played 5-a-side at lunchtime. Have to admit I was guilty of "EEEASY BALLLL FFS" as one of our players pointlessly took on 3 men in our own half instead of playing an... erm... easy ball!
Most topical was a Hammers fan on the opposing team yelling "WHO'S GOT THE RACIST?!" as I was unmarked near their goal (I was wearing a Charlton top!)
'Ev-ery time ref-er-ree, every time!'