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"Where's the talking?" - Sunday league shouts

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  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 9,001
    Ref, ref let him on.

    After the 11th man turns up 10 mins late for the game after being out on the piss the night before.
  • cafctom
    cafctom Posts: 11,372
    Defending a corner - "who hasn't got a man?!"
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,834
    ValleyGary said:

    'IVE GOT TWO HERE!!!' meaning your only marking one but if he scores then you've got yourself well covered.

    we had a lot of fun with that one as we had a striker with only one ear. A lot of thought went into the nickname Danny One Ear

  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 9,001
    It wasn't your kind of pitch today, as @Redarmyse7 trudges off
  • blackheathaddick
    blackheathaddick Posts: 1,404
    "Box em in" When oppo has a throw-in in the corner by their own box.
  • Karim_myBagheri
    Karim_myBagheri Posts: 12,736
    "RUN AT EM!!"
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,987
    Plaaayer said:

    It wasn't your kind of pitch today, as @Redarmyse7 trudges off

    lol
  • JWADDICK
    JWADDICK Posts: 846
    "How long ref?" Followed by someone else shouting, ‘that’s a little personal’ always went down well on a cold Sunday morning I seem to remember .

  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,892
    "IT'S OVER ME" - usually said by a midfielder who couldn't be bothered to jump
  • Dorset Addick
    Dorset Addick Posts: 48
    "anyone got a bag for the dog shit in the goalmouth"

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  • Rob
    Rob Posts: 11,808
    edited November 2013
    What about gestures. Waving your hand in front of your face with a pained expression when an opponent is in your face, as much as to say "what was that you were eating last night!".
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,898
    'Mate, there's kids on the sideline'

    after some bell end has bellowed a barrage of profanities at nobody in particular because the smallest player on the pitch has just tripped him up.
  • tricky
    tricky Posts: 1,291
    Ask the ref how long left. He says three minutes - "Right boys, last ten..."
  • charente addick
    charente addick Posts: 3,810
    'To feet!'

    'Play it simple!'
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,341
    "Send me"
  • RedChaser
    RedChaser Posts: 19,886
    Man on 'back door, back door' !
  • RedChaser
    RedChaser Posts: 19,886
    'Where's the midfield' ?
  • DRF
    DRF Posts: 2,455
    To be honest I recognise more phrases in this thread than that article.
    All except for [coloured] head on this. Which is always funny when playing a team in red - only gingers can head the ball.
  • RedChaser
    RedChaser Posts: 19,886
    cafctom said:

    Defending a corner - "who hasn't got a man?!"

    Followed by 'c'mon one apiece nice and tight'.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,834
    DRF said:

    To be honest I recognise more phrases in this thread than that article.
    All except for [coloured] head on this. Which is always funny when playing a team in red - only gingers can head the ball.

    "MAKE IT A RED HEAD"


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  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,834
    "SQUEEZE 'IM, SQUEEZE 'IM"
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,834
    "LETS SEE HOW BRAVE HE IS AFTER THE WHISTLE"
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,834
    Whispered to ref

    "Keep an eye on that lino ref"
  • Dizzle
    Dizzle Posts: 5,190
    AFKABartram said:

    ValleyGary said:

    'IVE GOT TWO HERE!!!' meaning your only marking one but if he scores then you've got yourself well covered.

    we had a lot of fun with that one as we had a striker with only one ear. A lot of thought went into the nickname Danny One Ear

    I have played against him a few times already this season. He used to be a striker right? He is playing centre back this season
  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956
    RedChaser said:

    Man on 'back door, back door' !

    Lets keep this to football :-)
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,834
    Dizzle said:

    AFKABartram said:

    ValleyGary said:

    'IVE GOT TWO HERE!!!' meaning your only marking one but if he scores then you've got yourself well covered.

    we had a lot of fun with that one as we had a striker with only one ear. A lot of thought went into the nickname Danny One Ear

    I have played against him a few times already this season. He used to be a striker right? He is playing centre back this season
    Yep. Arrived with me a centre forward, few years of my intense coaching and he ended up left back ! he's a good lad.

  • JT
    JT Posts: 12,348
    Plaaayer said:

    It wasn't your kind of pitch today, as @Redarmyse7 trudges off

    lol


  • charente addick
    charente addick Posts: 3,810
    In escalating pitch and volume -'Leave it, leave it, leave it, LEAVE IT!'
  • boggzy
    boggzy Posts: 3,596
    What a brilliant thread!

    Played 5-a-side at lunchtime. Have to admit I was guilty of "EEEASY BALLLL FFS" as one of our players pointlessly took on 3 men in our own half instead of playing an... erm... easy ball!

    Most topical was a Hammers fan on the opposing team yelling "WHO'S GOT THE RACIST?!" as I was unmarked near their goal (I was wearing a Charlton top!)
  • charente addick
    charente addick Posts: 3,810
    'We don't smile until a quarter to 5 fellas!'

    'Ev-ery time ref-er-ree, every time!'

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