Ref to me as I was about to hang up my boots, 'That's your last warning one more late tackle and you're off'. Me to ref 'c'mon ref I got there as quick as I can these days'.
Used to love standing on somewhere like hackney marshes, fields for as far as you could see, and a demented team mate insisting that i 'SHOW 'IM THE OUTSIDE"
Played in a match where our Scottish right back became so frustrated at the misplaced passes by one of our midfielders he ended up screaming -'ANDY, WE'RE PLAYING IN THE FUCKING YELLOW!!'
'IVE GOT TWO HERE!!!' meaning your only marking one but if he scores then you've got yourself well covered.
we had a lot of fun with that one as we had a striker with only one ear. A lot of thought went into the nickname Danny One Ear
I have played against him a few times already this season. He used to be a striker right? He is playing centre back this season
Yep. Arrived with me a centre forward, few years of my intense coaching and he ended up left back ! he's a good lad.
Yeah he is a decent fella. Slightly mental though. The ball went into a load of bushes, all sorts of stinging nettles and thorns. He just strolled right in there. Came out with a load of puncture wounds and sting nettle rashes. Had to change his shirt due to the blood and bandage up his hand. Nutter
'IVE GOT TWO HERE!!!' meaning your only marking one but if he scores then you've got yourself well covered.
we had a lot of fun with that one as we had a striker with only one ear. A lot of thought went into the nickname Danny One Ear
I have played against him a few times already this season. He used to be a striker right? He is playing centre back this season
Yep. Arrived with me a centre forward, few years of my intense coaching and he ended up left back ! he's a good lad.
Yeah he is a decent fella. Slightly mental though. The ball went into a load of bushes, all sorts of stinging nettles and thorns. He just strolled right in there. Came out with a load of puncture wounds and sting nettle rashes. Had to change his shirt due to the blood and bandage up his hand. Nutter
Ha, that's him all over. He's got so many scars he looks like he's been attacked by a shark.
Superb - laughing my pieces off at work reading this.
Reminds me of when I used to keep goal behind a spectacularly slow centre-back. Nearly every week the oppo would say to their striker something like 'just knock it past him - he's towing a caravan!'
Got so bad that during one particularly bad week of being outpaced repeatedly, our exasperated coach shouted from the touchline 'FFS Chris, put the f*****g piano down and get after the f****r!'
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'That's your last warning one more late tackle and you're off'.
Me to ref 'c'mon ref I got there as quick as I can these days'.
Though I was on the receiving end of that one usually
"IT'LL COME LADS, IT'LL COME"
PUT A NAME ON IT!
or
"STOP FLIRTING WITH HIM YOU TART!"
"Don't get involved lads. Concentrate on you're own game"
"Dont have that Tel, let's see how he likes it"
What you on about gaffer?
For that allergy, you must be f**king allergic to that ball because I haven't seen you go near it once.
"who's doing the kit this week"'
Reminds me of when I used to keep goal behind a spectacularly slow centre-back. Nearly every week the oppo would say to their striker something like 'just knock it past him - he's towing a caravan!'
Got so bad that during one particularly bad week of being outpaced repeatedly, our exasperated coach shouted from the touchline 'FFS Chris, put the f*****g piano down and get after the f****r!'
Chris got sent off later that match.
"seconds"
"winners"
"Eagles" everytime the ball gets hoofed forward
(Although this was my mate to Jason Euell about three games into his career with us)