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"Where's the talking?" - Sunday league shouts

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  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,834
    "HE AIN'T A PROPER KEEPER, LADS"
  • dizzee
    dizzee Posts: 5,616
    Line line it.
    Man on.
  • RedChaser
    RedChaser Posts: 19,886
    edited November 2013
    Overlapping full back to his new winger team mate;
    'GIVE IT, GIVE IT, FFS GIVE IT' .........'SH*T, COVER ME, COVER ME, SHORTEST ROUTE TO GOAL YOU PLANK'! 'NEXT TIME I ASK FOR IT GIVE IT EARLY FFS'
  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    The defence 'they kept coming through the midfield'
    The strikers 'we never got anything from the midfield'.
  • RedChaser
    RedChaser Posts: 19,886
    Free kick against 'HOLD A LINE, HOLD A LINE, 18 YARD BOX'! 'WALK EM, LET'S WALK EM'......(keeper collects) RIGHT OUT, OOOOOOUT, HALF WAY LINE LET'S GO'
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,834
    "WAHAAAY, HOW'S YA TOUCH"
  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,438
    "SEE IT LONG"
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    Its Dog shit on the back of my shorts I aint shit myself
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    Take your Boots off put them in your hands and smash the big CH right round the swede as soon as he is in range the rest will shit it
  • CHG
    CHG Posts: 4,529
    Come on lads we've gone quiet.

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  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,834
    "DIG IN LADS, DEEP BREATHS"
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,834
    "WHOSE SHOWING?"
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Really funny thread :-)
    "MARTINNNN'SSSS BALLL!!!" yelled every time a cross threatened the defence.
    Unfortunately, a lot of the time it wasn't.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,834
    "'AVE A F***IN WORD REF"

    "'OW MANY MORE TIMES REF?"

    "LADS, GET OFF THE REF'S BACK. PLAY YOU'RE OWN GAME"

    "REFFFFF, YOU'RE AVIN A F***IN LAUGH. YOU'RE A F***IN JOKE MATE"

    "WE AINT GONNA GET F*** ALL HERE LADS"
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,834
    At a corner

    "Jim, you have the 8, Rob you have the big lad, WHOSE MARKING SQUEAKY?"
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,834
    6-0 down with fifteen to go

    "DONT GIVE UP LADS, TREAT IT AS FITNESS"
  • Greenie Junior
    Greenie Junior Posts: 3,881
    Joining my first Sunday team this week first training session coming up, by fit at all so won't play for a whole just train but reading this looks like I got quite a bit to look forward too
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,834
    "Put it in the mixer"

    "PLAY THE WAY YOUR FACING"
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    at the corner

    finger under the nose of the goalie after its been in your crack

    keeps smell ya sister
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,834
    3blokes said:

    Really funny thread :-)
    "MARTINNNN'SSSS BALLL!!!" yelled every time a cross threatened the defence.
    Unfortunately, a lot of the time it wasn't.

    Had a fella that didn't start playing football till his mid 20s. First time he come he said he played on the wing, but he was a 6"3 born centre half that just had to learn playing as a centre half. Had he played as a kid he would have gone far.

    He didn't have a clue about talking your way through a game, quiet as a mouse and I used to coach him through a game. Always banging on at him to 'put his name on it' etc.

    I remember a big goalie kick out, I'm sweeping behind him getting him t go for the header "make sure you put ya name on it"

    "Jim's ball" he sort of shouted in a posh, non-football voice

    He's headed it straight up in the air, so I've given it "and again Jimbo"

    And in an even more well spoken voice than the first time he shouted "Jim's ball AGAIN".

    Probably not funny unless you were there, but it was the most out of place call I've ever heard, still makes me chuckle now.


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  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,232
    Has made me laugh Dan.

    Right I should start a netball thread.
  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 9,001
    With pictures??
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,834
    "Whose gambling? Someone 'kin gamble"

  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,834
    "That is mustard son, absolute different gravy"
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,834
    Subbing a player who don't want to take on the flag

    "I'm gonna have to sit down gaffer, I feel sick and I think I'm gonna pass out.............you got a spare fag boss"
  • RedChaser
    RedChaser Posts: 19,886
    edited November 2013
    Full back to his fancy dan winger team mate repelling an attacker,
    'JOCKEY, JOCKEY, NO FOUL, NO FOUL, NOW UNLOAD HIM, HARDER!
    Edit: Not directed at you AFKA, all names are fictitious characters :0)
  • Karim_myBagheri
    Karim_myBagheri Posts: 12,736
    ball in the air coming back down ...

    "LEAP LIKE A SALMON STEVE! LEAP LIKE A SALMON!"
  • Karim_myBagheri
    Karim_myBagheri Posts: 12,736
    "they aint got a chance boys, you can tell by their eyes"

    "on him, on him, on him, get him, get him, get him"
  • se7oaks
    se7oaks Posts: 265
    Row Z son, row Z
    Just f*** in levver it
    Get tight Tel son, right up his arse

    Love this thread!!!
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    "WHEN IN DOUBT KICK IT AHHHHHT!!"
    I'm guilty of "suggesting" that to 11 year old boys in the school team who fancy trying to dribble it out of danger from the goal line :-)
    Getting it out wide:
    "ONE MORE!!! ONE MORE!....ONE TOO MANY!!" ( it's gone into touch)

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