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"Where's the talking?" - Sunday league shouts

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  • Stone
    Stone Posts: 3,026
    My old skipper would always be on at anyone not putting a shift in the midfield "Black 'n Decker, Black 'n Decker" (work mate).

    Defender boxed in facing his own corner flag "don't foul him, he'll give it to yer".

    and when I was Reffing... Skipper: "have a good game ref" Me: "cheers, I'm due one..."
  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,300
    Player 1: Square it square it!

    Player 2: no, line it line it!

    Player 3: No, triangles mate, triangles!

    Captain: Do Something you dopey git!
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,892
    I see the thought police have been busy again.

    Don't see why the thread title had to be changed, 100-odd posts in.
  • PL54
    PL54 Posts: 10,757
    Off_it said:

    I see the thought police have been busy again.

    Don't see why the thread title had to be changed, 100-odd posts in.

    "Offside"
  • tangoflash
    tangoflash Posts: 10,785
    Used to play along-side a centre half who would constantly shout: "Hold the line, hold the f*cking line", yet at the last minute, he would constantly step up or back 10 yards and then have the neck to blame the rest of us for our telepathy failure............
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,253
    'Alright we've all got work tomorrow'

    My favourite, the simple but effective 'SHAPE!!!' whenever not in possession

    'I got there as quick as I could ref' after a carter special

    Some great shouts on this thread
  • JT
    JT Posts: 12,348
    2nd ball is such a classic.
  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    Anybody already said; 'play to the whistle!'?
  • Elthamaddick
    Elthamaddick Posts: 15,823
    played a game in Avery Hill park, must've been at least 10 years ago. I was playing at the back and my CH partner had been having a running battle with the CF all game - few handbags etc, CF didn't really get a kick and we won something like 3-0 or 4-0.

    Final whistle goes and we are trudging back to the changing room, when the CF runs over and squares up to my mate screaming 'come on you c**t, lets f**king have it now, me and you'....cool as you like my mate (who incidentally would've pasted him into tomorrow) says, 'look mate I ain't gonna fight you cause you've got to be good at something'

    laughed at that line for a long time and even his teammates pissed themselves, he just said nothing and walked off to lots of p*ss taking.
  • CAFCBourne
    CAFCBourne Posts: 3,791
    Our old Keeper was class he used to threaten the forward when bearing down on goal...........

    If you miss it this time your going to get it (there was the biggest fields behind both our goals)

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  • played a game in Avery Hill park, must've been at least 10 years ago. I was playing at the back and my CH partner had been having a running battle with the CF all game - few handbags etc, CF didn't really get a kick and we won something like 3-0 or 4-0.

    Final whistle goes and we are trudging back to the changing room, when the CF runs over and squares up to my mate screaming 'come on you c**t, lets f**king have it now, me and you'....cool as you like my mate (who incidentally would've pasted him into tomorrow) says, 'look mate I ain't gonna fight you cause you've got to be good at something'

    laughed at that line for a long time and even his teammates pissed themselves, he just said nothing and walked off to lots of p*ss taking.

    Pmsl. Ha ha ha.
  • JiMMy 85
    JiMMy 85 Posts: 10,199
    I spent a couple of years filming our Sunday league team, made 'closers' and end of season compilations and so on. Had such a good time every week, really miss it. Thinking about doing a documentary on the subject (it's been ten years) - it's such a huge part of so many people's lives, but nary a word is mentioned about it. And every bloke goes through the same thing - players get older, wiser, injured, married, become parents...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vy7d9ObrmOo
  • DanDavis
    DanDavis Posts: 1,131
    Handball ref....he almost took the fahhhcking laces out of it
  • time... tiME....TIME... F*CK MAN-ON MAN-ON!!!
  • As my under 13's will tell you SWITCH ON!!, DO IT EARLY !!!
  • Dizzle
    Dizzle Posts: 5,190
    Turn and Face, Turn and Face
  • _MrDick
    _MrDick Posts: 13,108
    If Pardew had seen that video, a couple of those players would've been playing for us.
  • Simonsen
    Simonsen Posts: 5,506

    'Come on mate, we've all gotta go to work tomorrow' after a late tackle.

    Heard that one as recently as last Sunday.

    Ones that seem to have died out since the 80's....

    "Back door"

    "Give and go" (normally repeated twice)

    "Feed me" (normally repeated three times with a steady increase in volume)

    Ones that seem to have appeared since the 80's

    "Fuck off you mug"

    "I've got something in the car for you"

    "You're going to get cut"




  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 0
    edited November 2013
    ha ha ha. you been playing against the Polyweights by any chance? (no doubt someone on here will play for that team so no offence intended but we had some tasty matches against them fellas on the pitch by the Well Hall flyover)

    feed me feed me....oft stated, rarely acted upon.

    Eyebrows - Used to use this for calling for a headed flick on.

    Go through him/Get up Him/Dont let him mugg you off
  • Elthamaddick
    Elthamaddick Posts: 15,823
    edited November 2013
    I played for Polyweights for about 12 years (captain for a few) until the ground was sold off for Rubgy, alot of us still play Vets together now for Belvedere. Polyweights disbanded when the ground was sold, played somewhere else for a few months but wasn't the same.

    who did you play for @calydon_road

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  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,987
    Is that the ground by the A2, which is now a rugby pitch?

    Played against Thames Poly there, hated it.
  • DanDavis
    DanDavis Posts: 1,131

    Is that the ground by the A2, which is now a rugby pitch?

    Played against Thames Poly there, hated it.

    Best part about playing there was the bar after!

  • 'THAT'S IT...WORK THE LINE' after about 4 shit throwins and 10 yards gained.

    It's how American football was formed.
  • RedArmySE7
    RedArmySE7 Posts: 5,407
    My personal favourite when you're 5-0 down at half time... "I wouldn't mind lads but these are f***ing sh*t!"
  • Elthamaddick
    Elthamaddick Posts: 15,823
    DanDavis said:

    Is that the ground by the A2, which is now a rugby pitch?

    Played against Thames Poly there, hated it.

    Best part about playing there was the bar after!

    absolutely fantastic bar (well it used to be!!!)
  • heavenSE7
    heavenSE7 Posts: 1,282
    "COME ON LADS WE'RE ALL OVER THEM" - Whilst losing 3-0 after 10 minutes.

    Calling your keeper "KEEPS" when he is clearly a ringer.

    "BOX EM IN" - Often repeated twice when the opposition have a throw in near their own corner flag. Knowing that nobody can be bothered to run back for it.

  • I played for Polyweights for about 12 years (captain for a few) until the ground was sold off for Rubgy, alot of us still play Vets together now for Belvedere. Polyweights disbanded when the ground was sold, played somewhere else for a few months but wasn't the same.

    who did you play for @calydon_road


    Hi Eltham. I played a couple of seasons for a team called Mercers. not the greatest standard but remember playing a few games against ur B team at sutcliffe then after we got promoted against your A team at Well Hall.

    i am sure you were not one of the cheekier chappies on the side. one of your centre mids kept telling me he was gonna put a cap in my kneecaps constantly during one game so i nutmugged him dizzy and told him off for mixing his metaphors :)