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The Best Advice You Were Ever Given

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  • GreenieGreenie
    Never stand up in a hammock!
  • SillybillySillybilly
    If you have to bullshit, do it with complete conviction.

    And the "family trumps work" advice is really the bottom dollar. Ignore it at your peril. I did. Only just got away with it andI stand before you a better man for the experience.
  • RivieraRiviera
    northstandsteve said:

    never get into a CL argument with Henry Irving

    I've given up trying.

    As Marvin and Kim said, It takes two!
  • Leroy AmbroseLeroy Ambrose
    Never get out of the boat
  • Covered EndCovered End
    edited November 2013
    My old man said be a Palace fan


    I said f**k off bo****ks you're a ****
  • SlartibartfastSlartibartfast
    Bullshit baffles brains.
  • gilbertfilbertgilbertfilbert
    Never measure your inside against other people's outsides.


    No, not like that! ;-)
  • AFKABartramAFKABartram
    Always consider that everyone you meet might be fighting a battle you may know nothing about
  • MiserableoldgitMiserableoldgit
    golfaddick said:



    Generally - never go to sleep or part company with a loved one without resolving an argument or disagreement.

    Unless it's my sister.
  • CarterCarter
    You can't polish a turd

    But you can knock the sharp edges off and roll one in glitter
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  • CarterCarter
    Never put anything in a vagina that you wouldn't put in a mouth
  • CarterCarter
    Don't shit where you eat
  • seth plumseth plum
    AFKABartram said:

    Always consider that everyone you meet might be fighting a battle you may know nothing about

    Very good indeed, very good.

  • DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    I wouldn't if I were you Russ. She's got very big hands and I'm sure that's an Adam's apple.
  • maybe_babymaybe_baby
    If you ever wonder why someone tries to bully you for no reason, there is a reason...they are probably being bullied themselves.



  • Robbo on the wingRobbo on the wing
    seth plum said:

    AFKABartram said:

    Always consider that everyone you meet might be fighting a battle you may know nothing about

    Very good indeed, very good.

    I was thinking the same, however not always simple to practice.
    On the other hand, what if their not fighting a battle and are just *****?
  • WheresmeticketWheresmeticket
    Don't move in with her.
  • RedPandaRedPanda
    "There is no I in team but there is a U in c***."
  • johnny73johnny73
    Treat people as you would like to be treated.
  • Mendonca In AsdasMendonca In Asdas
    Me ole dad used to say 'Charlton, they'll break your heart son' once i got my head round what he was saying , it made me a lot more chilled about football results , its not the be all and end all in life , however much we love it.
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  • ValleyGaryValleyGary
    The fat ones do dirtier stuff
  • dizzeedizzee
    Good thread
  • limeygentlimeygent
    Don't let "being right" get in the way of what you really want.
  • maybe_babymaybe_baby
    ValleyGary said:

    The fat ones do dirtier stuff

    Had a skinny one that could make a KitKat audience blush.

  • RivieraRiviera
    Ignore the trolls I was told by someone on here.
  • maybe_babymaybe_baby
    edited November 2013
    Riviera said:

    Ignore the trolls I was told by someone on here.

    Thanks for the heads up :-)

  • BoomBoom
    If there's grass on the pitch.......
  • Saga LoutSaga Lout
    Don't underestimate the power of positive thinking. Take control of your emotions - nobody can make you feel a certain way - you decide how to react to what life throws at you.
  • aliwibblealiwibble
    Always be nice to the support staff (receptionists, lab techs, IT, security guards etc) where you work. It doesn't cost you anything, and they can save your arse or make things much more difficult for you.
  • maybe_babymaybe_baby
    Saga Lout said:

    Don't underestimate the power of positive thinking. Take control of your emotions - nobody can make you feel a certain way - you decide how to react to what life throws at you.

    Post of the thread...You're not a musician by any chance?

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