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The Best Advice You Were Ever Given

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  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    Never stand up in a hammock!
  • Sillybilly
    Sillybilly Posts: 9,240
    If you have to bullshit, do it with complete conviction.

    And the "family trumps work" advice is really the bottom dollar. Ignore it at your peril. I did. Only just got away with it andI stand before you a better man for the experience.
  • Riviera
    Riviera Posts: 8,167
    northstandsteve said:

    never get into a CL argument with Henry Irving

    I've given up trying.

    As Marvin and Kim said, It takes two!
  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,449
    Never get out of the boat
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 52,065
    edited November 2013
    My old man said be a Palace fan


    I said f**k off bo****ks you're a ****
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast Posts: 1,121
    Bullshit baffles brains.
  • gilbertfilbert
    gilbertfilbert Posts: 2,282
    Never measure your inside against other people's outsides.


    No, not like that! ;-)
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,892
    Always consider that everyone you meet might be fighting a battle you may know nothing about
  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,458
    golfaddick said:



    Generally - never go to sleep or part company with a loved one without resolving an argument or disagreement.

    Unless it's my sister.
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,272
    You can't polish a turd

    But you can knock the sharp edges off and roll one in glitter

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  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,272
    Never put anything in a vagina that you wouldn't put in a mouth
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,272
    Don't shit where you eat
  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    AFKABartram said:

    Always consider that everyone you meet might be fighting a battle you may know nothing about

    Very good indeed, very good.

  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,634
    I wouldn't if I were you Russ. She's got very big hands and I'm sure that's an Adam's apple.
  • maybe_baby
    maybe_baby Posts: 2,609
    If you ever wonder why someone tries to bully you for no reason, there is a reason...they are probably being bullied themselves.



  • Robbo on the wing
    Robbo on the wing Posts: 4,135
    seth plum said:

    AFKABartram said:

    Always consider that everyone you meet might be fighting a battle you may know nothing about

    Very good indeed, very good.

    I was thinking the same, however not always simple to practice.
    On the other hand, what if their not fighting a battle and are just *****?
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    Don't move in with her.
  • RedPanda
    RedPanda Posts: 4,995
    "There is no I in team but there is a U in c***."
  • johnny73
    johnny73 Posts: 4,567
    Treat people as you would like to be treated.
  • Mendonca In Asdas
    Mendonca In Asdas Posts: 22,664
    Me ole dad used to say 'Charlton, they'll break your heart son' once i got my head round what he was saying , it made me a lot more chilled about football results , its not the be all and end all in life , however much we love it.

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  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 38,015
    The fat ones do dirtier stuff
  • dizzee
    dizzee Posts: 5,616
    Good thread
  • limeygent
    limeygent Posts: 3,217
    Don't let "being right" get in the way of what you really want.
  • maybe_baby
    maybe_baby Posts: 2,609
    ValleyGary said:

    The fat ones do dirtier stuff

    Had a skinny one that could make a KitKat audience blush.

  • Riviera
    Riviera Posts: 8,167
    Ignore the trolls I was told by someone on here.
  • maybe_baby
    maybe_baby Posts: 2,609
    edited November 2013
    Riviera said:

    Ignore the trolls I was told by someone on here.

    Thanks for the heads up :-)

  • Boom
    Boom Posts: 1,681
    If there's grass on the pitch.......
  • Saga Lout
    Saga Lout Posts: 6,845
    Don't underestimate the power of positive thinking. Take control of your emotions - nobody can make you feel a certain way - you decide how to react to what life throws at you.
  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 26,477
    Always be nice to the support staff (receptionists, lab techs, IT, security guards etc) where you work. It doesn't cost you anything, and they can save your arse or make things much more difficult for you.
  • maybe_baby
    maybe_baby Posts: 2,609
    Saga Lout said:

    Don't underestimate the power of positive thinking. Take control of your emotions - nobody can make you feel a certain way - you decide how to react to what life throws at you.

    Post of the thread...You're not a musician by any chance?

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