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Southeastern train disruption (franchise to be taken over by Govt p191)

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  • ValleyGaryValleyGary
    Some little knob has thrown a tyre under a moving train at Bexleyheath. So expect 3 weeks of delays.
  • DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    ValleyGary said:

    Some little knob has thrown a tyre under a moving train at Bexleyheath. So expect 3 weeks of delays.

    I bet the driver blew a valve.
  • RizzoRizzo
    I'm tyred of these jokes!
  • DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    Rizzo said:

    I'm tyred of these jokes!

    I'll tread carefully then.
  • ForeverAddicktedForeverAddickted
    Can see these bloody tyre jokes rolling on for a while at this rate
  • N01R4MN01R4M
    These old puns should be retyred.
  • MacronateMacronate
    Hopefully the perpetrator will Hankook himself into the police.
  • ForeverAddicktedForeverAddickted
    edited November 2018
    N01R4M said:

    These old puns should be retyred.

    I dont know if its because winter is approaching but you should be put in chains for that comment

    (FINALLY found an excuse to use that exceptionally poor pun!!!)
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  • WSSWSS
    Just walk - easy way to get Fit Kwik.
  • RizzoRizzo
    Emergency services are dealing with an incident between Kidbrooke and Barnehurst, causing disruption to trains between Lewisham and Barnehurst. Trains may be delayed or cancelled. Disruption is expected until 19:00.

    What's happened?
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    Emergency services have been called to attend an incident, and as a result the electricity to the rail which powers trains has been switched off on the Bexleyheath Line.

    How does this affect my journey?
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    Trains can't currently run on the Bexleyheath Line while emergency services attend to the incident. Trains will be delayed and may be cancelled or diverted via alternative routes at short notice.
  • palarsehaterpalarsehater
    power off the line currently - even if it is off for 20 mins that translates until delays expected till the day i retyre, you can use buses between lewisham and dartford at no extra cost, thats handy when my car is parked at barnehurst you fucking cretins,
  • palarsehaterpalarsehater
    Macronate said:

    Hopefully the perpetrator will Hankook himself into the police.

    sod that nail the little fucker to the front of a train and make him endure a 2mph slog into london
  • WSSWSS
    Somebody now been hit by a train on Bexleyheath. I assume that’ll be the line done for the evening.
  • palarsehaterpalarsehater
    The line is closed due to a person being hit by a train not a tyre
  • WSSWSS
    palarsehater said:

    The line is closed due to a person being hit by a train not a tyre

    Two separate incidents looking at their Twitter account.
  • DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    Am at Lewisham, both Sidcup and bexleyheath lines fucked.
  • JohnBoyUKJohnBoyUK
    DaveMehmet said:

    Am at Lewisham, both Sidcup and bexleyheath lines fucked.

    Sidcup train just leaving New Cross now Dave
  • JohnBoyUKJohnBoyUK
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    Crossing my legs for the next 30 mins!
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  • DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    JohnBoyUK said:

    DaveMehmet said:

    Am at Lewisham, both Sidcup and bexleyheath lines fucked.

    Sidcup train just leaving New Cross now Dave
    Cheers mate, tell it to hurry up
  • MrLargoMrLargo
    DaveMehmet said:

    Am at Lewisham, both Sidcup and bexleyheath lines fucked.

    Standard. Passengers on the Hayes, Ore and Grove Park to Bromley North lines no doubt fearing the worst.
  • ValleyGaryValleyGary
    Diverted Bexleyheath train to Bexley, get to Lewisham and told Bexleyheath line is now open, get to Blackheath and told no it ain’t, we are all going Abbeywood Line. Such pricks.
  • ElfsborgAddickElfsborgAddick
    guinnessaddick said:

    Curb_It said:

    Some poor woman gave birth on a Southeastern train last night. What a way to come in to the world. What a scene for all those involved in the birth. Someone has posted on twitter that she felt slightly odd getting on the tube after covered in blood! blimey.

    A joker on Twitter asked if she was pregnant before she got on the delayed train!

    Usually if a baby is born on a plane during a flight, they get a million air miles. Pity this little one.
    It'll get a 1-6 travelcard for life.
  • Cardinal SinCardinal Sin
    Sounds like a fatality at Welling station (jumper?).
  • MrLargoMrLargo
    World class shit show as usual. Wankers.
  • mistrollinginmistrollingin
    MrLargo said:

    World class shit show as usual. Wankers.

    Wrong kind of rain? :neutral:
  • AlwaysneilAlwaysneil
    All trains out of Cannon Street fucked.
  • AlwaysneilAlwaysneil
    Why roll it up? Death by a thousand paper cuts
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