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RUMOURs - Shiny and new - Spring/Summer 2014

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  • id rather have domestic ... apparently Wayne Kerr is available but doesnt want to leave Sheffield

    He's looking to strike up a partnership with their new striker Mike Hunt
  • Swisdom said:

    id rather have domestic ... apparently Wayne Kerr is available but doesnt want to leave Sheffield

    He's looking to strike up a partnership with their new striker Mike Hunt
    Don't forget Mikes younger brother Isacc.
  • TelMc32 said:

    'jizz mags and the 15'' black mambo' - story of my life.

    I'm guessing that's a copy of the Beano & a stick of liquorice ?

    Bertie Bassett's Allsorts Fanny!! ;-)
    Urgh!

  • Leeds United are ready to offer Nile Ranger the chance to train with the club, Sky Sports understands. The 23-year-old is currently a free agent after leaving Swindon Town at the end of last season, mainly due to disciplinary problems and off-field issues.
  • they would be a good match for each other.
  • Dansk_Red said:

    Leeds United are ready to offer Nile Ranger the chance to train with the club, Sky Sports understands. The 23-year-old is currently a free agent after leaving Swindon Town at the end of last season, mainly due to disciplinary problems and off-field issues.


    That's got to be a wind up. I'd give him 2 weeks before he is sacked by their equivalent of Kim Jong-Il for having (or being) too big a cock or something ridiculous

    Honestly Leeds - just when I think I couldn't hate you any more...you really are the gift that keeps on giving! What next? Dennis Wise as manager
  • Swisdom said:

    Dansk_Red said:

    Leeds United are ready to offer Nile Ranger the chance to train with the club, Sky Sports understands. The 23-year-old is currently a free agent after leaving Swindon Town at the end of last season, mainly due to disciplinary problems and off-field issues.


    That's got to be a wind up. I'd give him 2 weeks before he is sacked by their equivalent of Kim Jong-Il for having (or being) too big a cock or something ridiculous

    Honestly Leeds - just when I think I couldn't hate you any more...you really are the gift that keeps on giving! What next? Dennis Wise as manager
    Nah Dennis Wise is the Good Will Ambassador...
  • Swisdom said:

    id rather have domestic ... apparently Wayne Kerr is available but doesnt want to leave Sheffield

    He's looking to strike up a partnership with their new striker Mike Hunt
    Don't forget Mikes younger brother Isacc.
    Hugh J'ass is about to sign.
  • i hope we get some young english fella now
  • Swisdom said:

    id rather have domestic ... apparently Wayne Kerr is available but doesnt want to leave Sheffield

    He's looking to strike up a partnership with their new striker Mike Hunt
    I actually knew a guy called Wayne Kerr, seriously....Funny thing is he actually was a waynekerr. as i remember. Got some clever parents down here in NZ. Had a mate who swore black and blue there was a girl at his school called Anita Dick (say it with an American accent)
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  • Swisdom said:


    He's looking to strike up a partnership with their new striker Mike Hunt

    This is a true story. At a business client party, one of the guests was called Michael Hunt. Of course, the office joke was the 'Mike Hunt' name even though he always called himself Michael. One lady for days before the party was scared she would call him or refer to him as 'Mike Hunt', so she practised in her head 'Michael Hunt' over and over again.

    On the day of the party, she tried to introduce Michael to her boss. Being careful not to say 'Mike', she blurted ".....and this is Michael C**t" followed by "Oh my God" and ran to the ladies.
    That has made me chuckle and it is only 7.30!
  • Rumours please! Thread goes to the top, and instead of an exciting new signing, we get stories of a bloke called Wayne.
  • edited July 2014

    Rumours please! Thread goes to the top, and instead of an exciting new signing, we get stories of a bloke called Wayne.

    Oh look thread police out again
  • edited July 2014
    Just a suggestion but how about a thread run by admin with just a list of all players we've been linked with with a link to where the rumour came from for the boring people. The thread can be kept closed and reopened so nobody can comment. And keep this one for discussion.
  • Swisdom said:

    id rather have domestic ... apparently Wayne Kerr is available but doesnt want to leave Sheffield

    He's looking to strike up a partnership with their new striker Mike Hunt
    I actually knew a guy called Wayne Kerr, seriously....Funny thing is he actually was a waynekerr. as i remember. Got some clever parents down here in NZ. Had a mate who swore black and blue there was a girl at his school called Anita Dick (say it with an American accent)
    http://www.waynekerrtest.com/

    There's a respected electronics company by the name of Wayne Kerr, I remember at school using some of their equipment :-)
  • Reminds me of the IT Crowd episode where Jen starts dating a bloke called Peter File.
  • Rumours please! Thread goes to the top, and instead of an exciting new signing, we get stories of a bloke called Wayne.

    Barely any rumours to be had, we've done the huge majority of our business.. they're out in Spain gelling :- )
  • I played football with 2 brothers called sid and stan steel.
  • edited July 2014
    boogica said:

    I played football with 2 brothers called sid and stan steel.

    Were they hard in the tackle and sharp with their passing? :-0
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  • if they played now would they be a bit rusty
  • boogica said:

    I played football with 2 brothers called sid and stan steel.

    Heard of them - best mates with a guy called Neil Downe.
  • boogica said:

    I played football with 2 brothers called sid and stan steel.

    Heard of them - best mates with a guy called Neil Downe.
    Didn't he play in the same team as Roly Over ?

  • It would be terrible if we had a 'funny names thread' constantly interupted by runours of players we might sign.

    I went to school with two Chinese identical twins called Melvin and Kelvin...
  • Surprised no one has mentioned Wayne Kerr's Spanish cousin Juan.
  • edited July 2014
    I went to school with a boy called Wayne King. No joke. Poor kid.
  • We had a client called Carey hunt.
  • Was Neil downe friends with Phil mcavity ?
  • Girl at my school was called Tammy Wragge. Not a rumour, gospel truth.
  • Girl in my primary school from Malaysia whose name was pronounced pooey man! Being genuinely serious!
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