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  • Six-a-bag-of-nuts
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts Posts: 8,127
    Leuth said:
    Taking advantage of my cricketing to secure a free season ticket, she's only gone and done it again: https://charltonaesthetic.wordpress.com
    Entertaining and amusing as ever, Leuth
  • PaddyP17
    PaddyP17 Posts: 13,037
    Halix said:
    Its only my opinion but, what a load of pretentious bollocks!
    Different strokes for different folks. I - and I'm sure many others - find CA's posts surreal, amusing, and very entertaining and witty. There's some really great writing in there.

    If you don't have anything nice to say then don't say it.
  • Halix
    Halix Posts: 2,237
    edited August 2019
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts said:
    Halix said:
    Its only my opinion but, what a load of pretentious bollocks!
    Oh come on chaps, where is your sense of humour?

    not really required in this instance.
  • Halix
    Halix Posts: 2,237
    edited August 2019
    PaddyP17 said:
    Halix said:
    Its only my opinion but, what a load of pretentious bollocks!
    Different strokes for different folks. I - and I'm sure many others - find CA's posts surreal, amusing, and very entertaining and witty. There's some really great writing in there.

    If you don't have anything nice to say then don't say it.
    You didn't have anything nice to say yet you said it. If this forum only reflected approval of posts then hardly anything would be added. My opinion was it is pretentious twaddle and I am happy to stick with that, others may like it and I wish them well.
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 23,331
    No longer my girlfriend, but out of football journalism retirement! 

    https://charltonaesthetic.wordpress.com/2024/06/17/rule-gibanica-a-collaboration-between-england-and-serbia/
  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 26,299
    Foden 10?!?!?! How much beer did she have?
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 16,944
    Leuth said:
    No longer my girlfriend, but out of football journalism retirement! 

    https://charltonaesthetic.wordpress.com/2024/06/17/rule-gibanica-a-collaboration-between-england-and-serbia/
    Sorry she left you! ;) but I'm pretty sure you said it was ages ago so I'm sure you're over it! 

    Gald she's back writing these were always a highlight!
  • Walkingred
    Walkingred Posts: 94
    I have missed these greatly
  • PaddyP17
    PaddyP17 Posts: 13,037
    "Ahead of the tournament there was a myth circulating of a discretion known as ‘playing from the back’, but I’ve just watched a ten-minute sequence of two goalkeeps hoofing the ball to each other as though they’re playing some arcane Shrovetide game through the town."

    Fan-fucking-tastic. Oh how I have missed these blog posts!
  • Hal1x
    Hal1x Posts: 4,265
    PaddyP17 said:
    "Ahead of the tournament there was a myth circulating of a discretion known as ‘playing from the back’, but I’ve just watched a ten-minute sequence of two goalkeeps hoofing the ball to each other as though they’re playing some arcane Shrovetide game through the town."

    Fan-fucking-tastic. Oh how I have missed these blog posts!
    I havent.🥱
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  • PaddyP17
    PaddyP17 Posts: 13,037
    Hal1x said:
    PaddyP17 said:
    "Ahead of the tournament there was a myth circulating of a discretion known as ‘playing from the back’, but I’ve just watched a ten-minute sequence of two goalkeeps hoofing the ball to each other as though they’re playing some arcane Shrovetide game through the town."

    Fan-fucking-tastic. Oh how I have missed these blog posts!
    I havent.🥱
    Then may I recommend keeping your mouth shut? If you haven't anything nice to say, don't say it.
  • Hal1x
    Hal1x Posts: 4,265
    edited June 2024
    PaddyP17 said:
    Hal1x said:
    PaddyP17 said:
    "Ahead of the tournament there was a myth circulating of a discretion known as ‘playing from the back’, but I’ve just watched a ten-minute sequence of two goalkeeps hoofing the ball to each other as though they’re playing some arcane Shrovetide game through the town."

    Fan-fucking-tastic. Oh how I have missed these blog posts!
    I havent.🥱
    Then may I recommend keeping your mouth shut? If you haven't anything nice to say, don't say it.
    Listen matey I am permitted to express an opinion that "arcane Shrovetide game" is total pretentious bollocks (as were much of the previous work). You may indeed have an opinion that differs to mine and have actually missed these pieces, bully for you, but why should I not be able to state a contrary view on it. If you wish to promote a piece of 'journalism!' on this board then you should expect (and welcome) feedback on it, even if it is not "nice". So Sir!, I reject your recommendation.
  • PaddyP17
    PaddyP17 Posts: 13,037
    Hal1x said:
    PaddyP17 said:
    Hal1x said:
    PaddyP17 said:
    "Ahead of the tournament there was a myth circulating of a discretion known as ‘playing from the back’, but I’ve just watched a ten-minute sequence of two goalkeeps hoofing the ball to each other as though they’re playing some arcane Shrovetide game through the town."

    Fan-fucking-tastic. Oh how I have missed these blog posts!
    I havent.🥱
    Then may I recommend keeping your mouth shut? If you haven't anything nice to say, don't say it.
    Listen matey I am permitted to express an opinion that "arcane Shrovetide game" is total pretentious bollocks (as were much of the previous work). You may indeed have an opinion that differs to mine and have actually missed these pieces, bully for you, but why should I not be able to state a contrary view on it. If you wish to promote a piece of 'journalism!' on this board then you should expect (and welcome) feedback on it, even if it is not "nice". So Sir!, I reject your recommendation.
    It is literally so so easy to just ignore the thread though rather than pissing on people's chips. Can't believe the paragraph's come out
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 23,331
    I see the people have requested more. And so she has provided. Alan Shearer's Blackpool, as directed by Lars von Trier: https://charltonaesthetic.wordpress.com/2024/06/20/england-just-cant-wait-to-be-king-dom-of-denmark/
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 23,331
    aliwibble said:
    Foden 10?!?!?! How much beer did she have?
    He was marked for his fixity of expression, I believe
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 23,331
    cantersaddick said:
    Leuth said:
    No longer my girlfriend, but out of football journalism retirement! 

    https://charltonaesthetic.wordpress.com/2024/06/17/rule-gibanica-a-collaboration-between-england-and-serbia/
    Sorry she left you! ;) but I'm pretty sure you said it was ages ago so I'm sure you're over it! 

    Gald she's back writing these were always a highlight!
    Lol it's fine. We are still good mates so all well! 
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 23,331
    As England trudge merrily through the tournament, so does our correspondent...

    https://charltonaesthetic.wordpress.com/2024/07/06/magic-mountain-sanatorium-football-with-england-and-switzerland/
  • Six-a-bag-of-nuts
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts Posts: 8,127
    I absolutely love these @Leuth
    She has a real talent and humour. Brilliant, quirky and original stuff
  • PaddyP17
    PaddyP17 Posts: 13,037
    Amongst the absurdity is genuine football insight I feel. And calling Shaqiri a square man (which everyone I know has ever said about him) made me chortle.

    Gorgeous stuff yet again.
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,796
    A good read. @Leuth, ask her to keep them coming. 
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  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,971
    Hal1x said:
    PaddyP17 said:
    Hal1x said:
    PaddyP17 said:
    "Ahead of the tournament there was a myth circulating of a discretion known as ‘playing from the back’, but I’ve just watched a ten-minute sequence of two goalkeeps hoofing the ball to each other as though they’re playing some arcane Shrovetide game through the town."

    Fan-fucking-tastic. Oh how I have missed these blog posts!
    I havent.🥱
    Then may I recommend keeping your mouth shut? If you haven't anything nice to say, don't say it.
    Listen matey I am permitted to express an opinion that "arcane Shrovetide game" is total pretentious bollocks (as were much of the previous work). You may indeed have an opinion that differs to mine and have actually missed these pieces, bully for you, but why should I not be able to state a contrary view on it. If you wish to promote a piece of 'journalism!' on this board then you should expect (and welcome) feedback on it, even if it is not "nice". So Sir!, I reject your recommendation.
    You say that as though pretentiousness is a bad thing. Would that the banal and mundane punditry of Murphy, Ferdinand, Shearer et al demonstrated one thousandth of the insight, humour and Bezosesque richness of language and imagination presented in the CA blog. How have I not seen it before?
    You are certainly entitled to your opinion, Halix, just as I am entitled to regard it with disdain.

  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,971
    Leuth said:
    As England trudge merrily through the tournament, so does our correspondent...

    https://charltonaesthetic.wordpress.com/2024/07/06/magic-mountain-sanatorium-football-with-england-and-switzerland/
    Please thank her for this blog, Leuth, it is a thing of wonder. It reminds me slightly of Themanwhofellasleep.com, worth seeking out if you've time on your hands. I am enjoying it immensely. I'd comment on the posts directly, but I'm far too shy.
  • NornIrishAddick
    NornIrishAddick Posts: 9,623
    edited July 2024
    IdleHans said:
    Leuth said:
    As England trudge merrily through the tournament, so does our correspondent...

    https://charltonaesthetic.wordpress.com/2024/07/06/magic-mountain-sanatorium-football-with-england-and-switzerland/
    Please thank her for this blog, Leuth, it is a thing of wonder. It reminds me slightly of Themanwhofellasleep.com, worth seeking out if you've time on your hands. I am enjoying it immensely. I'd comment on the posts directly, but I'm far too shy.
    Agreed.

    As a non-English/neutral(ish) person, this is definitely the reportage that I enjoy the most.

    My only concern is the mismatched bookshelves, well, that and the fact that the author didn't get pizza for everyone...
  • McCartney
    McCartney Posts: 390
    Love it
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 23,331
    She only caught the second half last night, apparently. But the run to the final continues! https://charltonaesthetic.wordpress.com/2024/07/10/shuudan-koudou-or-how-englands-collective-action-triumphed-over-the-netherlands/
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,796
    Interesting comment on national pride. 
  • Baldybonce
    Baldybonce Posts: 9,648
    All i see is @Leuth sitting on the edge of his unmade bed in a grubby bedsit in south London sobbing uncontrollably into his hands.
     Dumped you like that single sock found at the back of the washing machine.
    If you need to talk @Leuth..


     :D 
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 23,331
    Baldybonce said:
    All i see is @Leuth sitting on the edge of his unmade bed in a grubby bedsit in south London sobbing uncontrollably into his hands.
     Dumped you like that single sock found at the back of the washing machine.
    If you need to talk @Leuth..


     :D 
    I've been with my current girlfriend for 3 years! She has no plans to write daft match reports alas
  • NornIrishAddick
    NornIrishAddick Posts: 9,623
    I'm deeply suspicious of the Pernod and Black...
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,360
    She never existed.

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