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So, my girlfriend has begun to accompany me to matches...

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  • Daft?!!!
  • Halix said:
    Its only my opinion but, what a load of pretentious bollocks!
    Self aggrandising pretention at that.
    Perspicacity is in the eye of the beholder.
    Needing to point out to one's readership that the scribe deems herself thus, rather undermines the assertion.  Powers of insight not extending to self-awareness.
    Sesquipedalian ought to be preferable to banal but equal attention is required to definition if the effect is not to be debilitated.
  • That's easy for you to say
  • Leuth said:
    All i see is @Leuth sitting on the edge of his unmade bed in a grubby bedsit in south London sobbing uncontrollably into his hands.
     Dumped you like that single sock found at the back of the washing machine.
    If you need to talk @Leuth..


     :D 
    I've been with my current girlfriend for 3 years! She has no plans to write daft match reports alas
    She's been with you for 3 years?

    We've had to put up with you for 10 ....! 😎 
  • Dazzler21 said:
    She never existed.
    I do love a good conspiracy theory but she very much did (and does)! 
  • Leuth said:
    Dazzler21 said:
    She never existed.
    I do love a good conspiracy theory but she very much did (and does)! 
    Come on, admit it, that was all ghost-written by @RonnieMoore
  • edited July 11
    Leuth said:
    Dazzler21 said:
    She never existed.
    I do love a good conspiracy theory but she very much did (and does)! 
    Quite relieved you added the bit in brackets.

    Was wondering if we were going to need to dig up your kitchen or garden.
  • edited July 16
    Excellent, thank you Leuth and your erstwhile companion. Really enjoyed that. 
    'The Bellingham Burger Bell rung not once' - superb (if you read the poster)
  • IdleHans said:
    Excellent, thank you Leuth and your erstwhile companion. Really enjoyed that. 
    'The Bellingham Burger Bell rung not once' - superb (if you read the poster)
    Made me hungry...

    Not that that is a terribly difficult achievement.
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