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  • You remember being taught to never do your dirty washing in public.  Nowadays, a leak below is a global event.
  • When someone who looks quite old offers you a seat on a tube
    When you are on the tube and you realise you are 30-40 years older than everybody else in the carriage
  • When you can’t see the point in vaping .
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,024
    You read the Arrested Development thread and the only thing you understand is TCE's Roly joke.
  • Stig said:
    You read the Arrested Development thread and the only thing you understand is TCE's Roly joke.
    When you didn’t read the ‘arrested development’ thread because you thought  there are too many threads about Millwall on here already...
  • Flu jab nurse says, 'hello again. '
  • Flu jab nurse says, 'hello again. '
    I think you want the you know you’ve got  dementia thread, not the you know you’re getting old one... 
  • Holdkneebomb
    Holdkneebomb Posts: 1,262
    You go to post something on here but then think you probably posted it before 
  • ross1
    ross1 Posts: 50,974
    Flu jab nurse says, 'hello again. '
    That is better than saying "what is the chance of seeing you next year"
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,024
    When you pull a muscle in your leg (soleus) just by turning over in bed.
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  • Baldybonce
    Baldybonce Posts: 9,645
    You spend hours in A&E Woolwich and you’re the only one without 3 kids and a mcdonalds.
  • All your favourite albums are being reissued in deluxe 50th anniversary editions
  • Horsfield9
    Horsfield9 Posts: 3,082
    When you're out late in the evening and come across a young lady , scantily dressed and the only thing you can think to say is , " you should put a jacket on love ".
  • When you're out late in the evening and come across a young lady , scantily dressed and the only thing you can think to say is , " you should put a jacket on love ".
    About 4 years ago I was out on a work funded night in Newcastle in late November and at one point we ended up in a bar by the river. It was cold to say the least and we didn’t appreciate anybody opening the door to the pub because a freezing wind came howling through the pub every time it happened. In walks a bunch and one of them was a young girl wearing a top that didn’t have a back and just about covered her front and the first thing me and one of the other guys said is she’ll catch a cold...
  • when watching a "Celebrity" cooking / baking / coach trip / dancing / ice skating programme you are always asking the missus "who is he/she"
  • When you start counting down instead of up.
  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 26,290
    Good luck Jessie.
  • The Chinese driving test is so ridiculous, can't you just pay a bribe and avoid all this hassle like everyone else. :wink:
  • Baldybonce
    Baldybonce Posts: 9,645
    Jessie said:
    Yesssssssss! I passed it! Now I know this forum definitely brought luck to me. :D 

    Now onto the training of the next setion and will take the test a few weeks later. 

    Congratulations.
  • Jessie saying that the 90s was back in the old days 😞
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  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 34,002
    Well done @Jessie
  • When you meet up with the Greater London Council technician intake after 50 years and reminiscing about all the antics we got up to which would never be allowed today.
  • DOUCHER
    DOUCHER Posts: 7,899
    U spend 20 minutes walking round and round the car park outside John Lewis trying to find your car then realise there’s an identical car park the other side - and then  u remember you’ve made the same mistake before!!!!!
  • stevexreeve
    stevexreeve Posts: 1,386
    You try the How many of these defunct grounds have you been to? thread....

    And you can't really remember whether you went to some of them or not.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,024
    Jessie said:
    Yesssssssss! I passed it! Now I know this forum definitely brought luck to me. :D 

    Now onto the training of the next setion and will take the test a few weeks later. 

    Lucky penalty in the 94th minute?

    We done, Jessie!
  • Jessie said:
    The Chinese driving test is so ridiculous, can't you just pay a bribe and avoid all this hassle like everyone else. :wink:
    Haha.... that indeed was what was happening in the old days (maybe in the 90's), especially in those remote areas. 

    Nowadays it can't be done like that in most places. And the rules are extremely strict in my city. Everyone says you need good luck to pass this ridiculous test!!
    It's 100% still possible in Kunming, lucky foreigners don't need to do the test :D
  • happyvalley
    happyvalley Posts: 8,996
    Jessie said:
    Yesssssssss! I passed it! Now I know this forum definitely brought luck to me. :D 

    Now onto the training of the next setion and will take the test a few weeks later. 

    Well done Jessie.
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,419
    Congratulations @Jessie
  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 26,290
    Well done @Jessie. I'm a good 15 years older than you and I still can't drive. Luckily living in London I don't really need to though.
  • When you meet up with the Greater London Council technician intake after 50 years and reminiscing about all the antics we got up to which would never be allowed today.

    When you see GLC and think LCC....