You spend hours wondering whether it’s the green bin or the brown bin the next day and get annoyed your neighbours haven’t put theirs out yet to give you a steer
Wearing glasses becomes the norm rather than the exception. I used to need them for driving and reading; twice this week I've used them to see what I'm having for dinner.
You don't know how you got your aches and pains. I used to have three recurring twinges. I was so certain how I got them that I gave them names: My Footballers Knee, caused by falling awkwardly and damaging a ligament, my Spanish Elbow caused by spanking it at the bottom of a waterslide and chipping a bone and my Motorbike Shoulder caused by injudicious use of the front brake. Nowadays I get so many aches and pains at random points on my body with no obvious cause that I'd need a binomial classification system to give them all a handle.
You don't know how you got your aches and pains. I used to have three recurring twinges. I was so certain how I got them that I gave them names: My Footballers Knee, caused by falling awkwardly and damaging a ligament, my Spanish Elbow caused by spanking it at the bottom of a waterslide and chipping a bone and my Motorbike Shoulder caused by injudicious use of the front brake. Nowadays I get so many aches and pains at random points on my body with no obvious cause that I'd need a binomial classification system to give them all a handle.
You don't know how you got your aches and pains. I used to have three recurring twinges. I was so certain how I got them that I gave them names: My Footballers Knee, caused by falling awkwardly and damaging a ligament, my Spanish Elbow caused by spanking it at the bottom of a waterslide and chipping a bone and my Motorbike Shoulder caused by injudicious use of the front brake. Nowadays I get so many aches and pains at random points on my body with no obvious cause that I'd need a binomial classification system to give them all a handle.
You don't know how you got your aches and pains. I used to have three recurring twinges. I was so certain how I got them that I gave them names: My Footballers Knee, caused by falling awkwardly and damaging a ligament, my Spanish Elbow caused by spanking it at the bottom of a waterslide and chipping a bone and my Motorbike Shoulder caused by injudicious use of the front brake. Nowadays I get so many aches and pains at random points on my body with no obvious cause that I'd need a binomial classification system to give them all a handle.
No wa*kers wrist?
By sitting on my hand I can pretend someone else has got a pain in it.
I've got World Cup knee. England scored and I celebrated by jumping up and hanging from one of the iron roof strut in O'Neill's Bromley. When I dropped it smarted a bit a and has never been the same since.
You spend hours wondering whether it’s the green bin or the brown bin the next day and get annoyed your neighbours haven’t put theirs out yet to give you a steer
Just put a reminder on your phone.
The wife has put a reminder on the phone, but it keeps falling off.
When you need different glasses for reading and distance.
When you put your glasses down for a moment, forget where and can't see well enough to find them. Then realise you pushed them up on to the top of your head.
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They are a bit flat at the moment.
No wa*kers wrist?
England scored and I celebrated by jumping up and hanging from one of the iron roof strut in O'Neill's Bromley.
When I dropped it smarted a bit a and has never been the same since.
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When you put your glasses down for a moment, forget where and can't see well enough to find them. Then realise you pushed them up on to the top of your head.