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Thanks @Stuart_the_Red and @SoundAsa£
Tests i had booked for earlier in the year were cancelled due to the first lockdown, getting a Dr's appointment now is nigh on impossible but i'm being persistant.3 -
Has this problem, plus leaking after peeing, was an enlarged prostrate, which I got an operation for, completely successful, one small problem after, (which I was pleased with).SoundAsa£ said:
Enlarged prostate is the usual cause.Stuart_the_Red said:
From one baldy bonce to another and without wanting to cause unnecessary panic, unless you’ve been on the booze, I’d get down to my GP and get a check for diabetes!Baldybonce said:Up 4 times for a pee last night.
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As you said - 4 times a night is persistent 😉Baldybonce said:Thanks @Stuart_the_Red and @SoundAsa£
Tests i had booked for earlier in the year were cancelled due to the first lockdown, getting a Dr's appointment now is nigh on impossible but i'm being persistant.0 -
When looking at a very nice over fifties apartment for someone else, I suddenly thought, this would do me, oh f...4
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When I can remember lyrics from songs that came out in the sixties but I can't remember why I walked into the kitchen.17
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Perking up when I received an email listing my Saga benefits ... then I read the script . Pleasure is so fleeting these days.
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When buying something like a Mars bar for 60p & think to yourself bloody hell that's 12 bob in old money.7
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When Ian Botham’s grandson is called up into the Wales rugby squad3
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When you walk gingerly down the stairs, remembering when you used to rundown them.3
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Choosing a shopping trolley over a basket.6
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The you see things that aren't there and don't see things that are there. I've only just realised that @guinnessaddick's avatar is a picture of two mugs, on on top of the other. I always thought it was a chimp wearing a Charlton hat.2
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When you, your partner and your teeth don't sleep together at night.
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When the 25th anniversary edition of an album I got when originally released, is 22 years old itself.1
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When the manager of the team you support, is younger than you.
Happy 44th LB.3 -
When you only need a loaf of bread and a pint of milk.Solidgone said:Choosing a shopping trolley over a basket.2 -
When the unit I measure mu milk in, is a pint.
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That’s not getting older, that’s getting smarter...Solidgone said:Choosing a shopping trolley over a basket.2 -
When everyone seems want instant success or have an entitlement to be told information.
This time last year we had a chairman lying through his teeth about transfer targets and spending the clubs money on cars and flats and we didn’t even know if we’d be starting 2021 with a football club to follow. Lee Bowyer was the only constantly good thing about it keeping the supporters onside even though the football was a bit hit and miss. Now we have a good owner who wants to support club in the right way, build slowly on the foundation that’s in place, while Lee Bowyer does the same thing with his squad. Will the owner get it right everytime? Of course he won’t, will Lee Bowyer pick a winning side or get the tactics right for every game? Of course he won’t. Does it make them shit at their jobs? Of course it don’t.But then again, I’m getting old what do I know🤷♂️5 -
Getting???T_C_E said:When everyone seems want instant success or have an entitlement to be told information.
This time last year we had a chairman lying through his teeth about transfer targets and spending the clubs money on cars and flats and we didn’t even know if we’d be starting 2021 with a football club to follow. Lee Bowyer was the only constantly good thing about it keeping the supporters onside even though the football was a bit hit and miss. Now we have a good owner who wants to support club in the right way, build slowly on the foundation that’s in place, while Lee Bowyer does the same thing with his squad. Will the owner get it right everytime? Of course he won’t, will Lee Bowyer pick a winning side or get the tactics right for every game? Of course he won’t. Does it make them shit at their jobs? Of course it don’t.But then again, I’m getting old what do I know🤷♂️
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Grrr, feck off ya little bleeder.DaveMehmet said:
Getting???T_C_E said:When everyone seems want instant success or have an entitlement to be told information.
This time last year we had a chairman lying through his teeth about transfer targets and spending the clubs money on cars and flats and we didn’t even know if we’d be starting 2021 with a football club to follow. Lee Bowyer was the only constantly good thing about it keeping the supporters onside even though the football was a bit hit and miss. Now we have a good owner who wants to support club in the right way, build slowly on the foundation that’s in place, while Lee Bowyer does the same thing with his squad. Will the owner get it right everytime? Of course he won’t, will Lee Bowyer pick a winning side or get the tactics right for every game? Of course he won’t. Does it make them shit at their jobs? Of course it don’t.But then again, I’m getting old what do I know🤷♂️2 -
You put your long-johns on back to front, then can't figure out where everything went.10
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Wearing vests (singlets).0
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You wonder for about 0.3 seconds how you get the Corn Flakes box back in the fridge.3
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On my phone, I see Limeygent's avatar as a black & white minstrel wearing a beret.Stig said:The you see things that aren't there and don't see things that are there. I've only just realised that @guinnessaddick's avatar is a picture of two mugs, on on top of the other. I always thought it was a chimp wearing a Charlton hat.3 -
when you’re telling stories about double dropping in your raving days and your workmate tells you he was crawling around in nappies that year.5
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Used to laugh at my Manager when he said he was passing his Driving Test when I was still at primary schoolozaddick said:when you’re telling stories about double dropping in your raving days and your workmate tells you he was crawling around in nappies that year.
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When they say at your funeral, he had a good innings.0
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They said that about my Dad who was 90 but I replied that I wished he was still not out and going for his century 😞.soapboxsam said:When they say at your funeral, he had a good innings.6
