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You know you're getting old when.
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You use your own experience of injuries to judge the injuries of a professional athlete just 5 years younger than you and realise your current injury would have you retire if you were also a pro.
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You walk into the sitting room and spend a good 3 seconds talking to a lump of firewood, while you change a playlist, thinking it's one of your dogs. Only realised it weren't him when I was shocked to see him.on the sofa and done a proper shake of the head1
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when you have to look up what year it is as you’re not sure (me on Tuesday)0
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It’s 2021 in case you’re wondering...3
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When you ask Alexa if she is okay?0
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You're watching the snooker thinking, that Stuart Bingham he's eleven years younger than me!0
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When someone at work says they were born in 1999. Shouldn't they be at a school?3
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When you look at this thread and EVERYTHING rings true.2
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I may have already posted this.........but I can’t be certain.🤔
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I'm 25 and I know that...guinnessaddick said:0 -
You see that Gary Nelson is now in his 60s :-(3
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When you wake up on a cold day & both hips & both knees are aching, I’m 41!0
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Did grandad 👴 show you?😀 or did you learn that in a history lesson at school? ☹️cantersaddick said:
I'm 25 and I know that...guinnessaddick said:1 -
RedChaser said:
They said that about my Dad who was 90 but I replied that I wished he was still not out and going for his century 😞.soapboxsam said:When they say at your funeral, he had a good innings.
So poignant @RedChaser.
My Dad is in the nervous 90's; he plays and misses a lot now, my mum is down the other end and tells him no quick singles.
She tells him to block and see out the over.
He listens but his short term memory is going so he takes a mighty swipe at the next ball !
I want him to raise his bat to the pavilion and receive a standing ovation for reaching a century. His navy mates who took on the Germans and the Japanese are all out now.
Some were out in their late teens and early 20's.
The Bermondsey boy done good !
Ps. The Millwall fan who I converted to Cafc.
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Sounds like you need a warmer duvet.NorthStandUltra said:When you wake up on a cold day & both hips & both knees are aching, I’m 41!1 -
If I reach my nineties, I expect I’ll be stumped quite a bit. I won’t bowl a maiden over (not that I have since my 20s). There’s more likely to be a trickle down the leg side than a tickle and I might get caught short slashing outside the off stump. When it’s cold, I’ll need an extra cover and I expect I’ll make many slips. As for no balls, it doesn’t bear thinking about. Eventually, I will be all out and there will be a long stop. Hopefully, I’ll be remembered as silly mad off.soapboxsam said:RedChaser said:
They said that about my Dad who was 90 but I replied that I wished he was still not out and going for his century 😞.soapboxsam said:When they say at your funeral, he had a good innings.
So poignant @RedChaser.
My Dad is in the nervous 90's; he plays and misses a lot now, my mum is down the other end and tells him no quick singles.
She tells him to block and see out the over.
He listens but his short term memory is going so he takes a mighty swipe at the next ball !
I want him to raise his bat to the pavilion and receive a standing ovation for reaching a century. His navy mates who took on the Germans and the Japanese are all out now.
Some were out in their late teens and early 20's.
The Bermondsey boy done good !
Ps. The Millwall fan who I converted to Cafc.6 -
I'd like to think up my own cricket pun but I'm stumped.
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When your Facebook memories remind you it was 11 years ago today that @se9addick lost his glasses... :-)
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😳AFKABartram said:When your Facebook memories remind you it was 11 years ago today that @se9addick lost his glasses... :-)
Public humiliation never gets old!1 -
I had a tape walkman when I was a kid. I remember when my older brother first got a CD Walkman. Had tapes in the car too. It wasn't all that long ago that these were common.Redrobo said:
Did grandad 👴 show you?😀 or did you learn that in a history lesson at school? ☹️cantersaddick said:
I'm 25 and I know that...guinnessaddick said:0 -
Wycombe?se9addick said:
😳AFKABartram said:When your Facebook memories remind you it was 11 years ago today that @se9addick lost his glasses... :-)
Public humiliation never gets old!0 -
You are putting together a scrapbook/photo album to celebrate your Mum's 90th birthday and realise you have been around for 3/4's of it6
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When you get ridiculed for your response the the question, what do you want on your cheese sandwich? Oh, just a bit of Pan Yan please.1
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When a 9 year old beats you on Fifa0
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Should have accidentally disconnected his controllerorpingtonRED said:When a 9 year old beats you on Fifa0 -
Phew, I’m not as old yet as I feared :-)Stig said:When you get ridiculed for your response the the question, what do you want on your cheese sandwich? Oh, just a bit of Pan Yan please.3 -
Wireless.ForeverAddickted said:
Should have accidentally disconnected his controllerorpingtonRED said:When a 9 year old beats you on Fifa
I've trained him since since 2018 version so I will take some credit but boy was I shocked I can't beat the fecker now.
Reminded me of when I could beat my dad at games and I used to take the piss. I feel a bit guilty about that now realising he must of felt like I do now0
