Footballers with the best (or most amusing) names

cblock

Ed Upson

Johnnysummers5

Cort Short

happyvalley

thai malaysia addick said:

Junior Agogo

I remember he scored an own goal & Jeff Stelling almost creamed himself on Soccer Saturday reading out Agogo og.

CAFCsayer

Tonic Chabalala

harveys_gardener

Britt Asombalonga. Just makes me smile. Decent player also.

CAFCsayer

David Seaman
Fabian Assman
Wolfgang Wolf
André Muff
Milan Fukal
Uwe Fuchs

cafcdave123

Johan De Kock

Rock Spectacle

Wayne Wanklyn. Have seen Jazzie Barnum-Bobb play too, can more than look after himself. Guess he had to from an early age...

paulsturgess

Gary and/or Phil would've qualified if they'd been named after their Dad...

SoundAsa£

Farti Dinsa......ex Charlton apprentice......not sure that's the correct spelling though?

SoundAsa£

Let's not forget the immortal Charles "Charlie" Charles.

markmc68

Known as bummers to his friends.

Athletico Charlton

Twatt is quite funny, and it would seem, quite apt too.

Ross

Fitz Hall, but only when combined with his nickname One Size

SoundAsa£

markmc68 said:

Known as bummers to his friends.

Who?

Bow_Addick

Ricky van wolfswinkel

ricky_otto

SoundAsa£ said:

Farti Dinsa......ex Charlton apprentice......not sure that's the correct spelling though?

Fatih Dincer

SoundAsa£

ricky_otto said:

SoundAsa£ said:

Farti Dinsa......ex Charlton apprentice......not sure that's the correct spelling though?

Fatih Dincer

Cheers Ricky......but it was pronounced Farty......Turkish I believe.

ricky_otto

SoundAsa£ said:

ricky_otto said:

SoundAsa£ said:

Farti Dinsa......ex Charlton apprentice......not sure that's the correct spelling though?

Fatih Dincer

Cheers Ricky......but it was pronounced Farty......Turkish I believe.

Indeed - Turkish.

Lincsaddick

some egghead needs to compile a team from gk to cf from all these beauties .. BUT .. is there a shortage of goalkeepers ?

Taxi_Lad

Newcastle had a player called Brian Penis I think

cafcdave123

Lincsaddick said:

some egghead needs to compile a team from gk to cf from all these beauties .. BUT .. is there a shortage of goalkeepers ?

Not sure if it's true but have heard that Seaman was nicknamed "H" (short for Harry monk) at Arsenal

Lincsaddick

cafcdave123 said:

Lincsaddick said:

some egghead needs to compile a team from gk to cf from all these beauties .. BUT .. is there a shortage of goalkeepers ?

Not sure if it's true but have heard that Seaman was nicknamed "H" (short for Harry monk) at Arsenal

righto .. 'Arry Monk in goal it is ((:>)

lordromford

Not football, but I can never hear Albert Pujols name without smirking. (It's pronounced 'Poo-holes')

i_b_b_o_r_g

Jill Dildo

i_b_b_o_r_g

...oh sorry, I thought you said Crimewatch presenter

i_b_b_o_r_g

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North Lower Neil

I reckon you could make a team from male footballers with girl's names.

Peggy Arphexad
Lauren, Lillian Thuram, ?, Gael Clichy
Kerry Dixon, ?, ?, ?
Marian Pahars, Nicola Ventola

I'm stuck! Any ideas?

i_b_b_o_r_g

Julie Ann Dicks

Jack_Charlton

Stacy Long