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Footballers with the best (or most amusing) names
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            Kasie Keller0
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 Kelly YougaNorth Lower Neil said:I reckon you could make a team from male footballers with girl's names. 
 Peggy Arphexad
 Lauren, Lillian Thuram, ?, Gael Clichy
 Kerry Dixon, ?, ?, ?
 Marian Pahars, Nicola Ventola
 I'm stuck! Any ideas?0
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            Peggy Arphexad
 Lauren, Lillian Thuram, ?, Kelly Youga
 Kerry Dixon, Stacy Long, ?, Gael Clichy
 Marian Pahars, Nicola Ventola0
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            Can't believe I missed two Charlton players!0
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            Another Gael, Gael Bigirimana0
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            Fabian Bartez.......also known as Babian Fartez.0
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            Jody Morris0
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            Fragrant Enema-Ponghole, or something like that1
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            Jackie Charlton0
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 Piss offcafcdave123 said:Jackie Charlton 6
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            North Lower Neil said:Peggy Arphexad 
 Lauren, Lillian Thuram, Jody Craddock,Kelly Youga
 Kerry Dixon, Stacy Long,Jean Tigana, Gael Clichy
 Marian Pahars, Nicola Ventola1
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            Horatio Stratton Carter, better known as Raich Carter - Derby & England.
 One of the greatest ever England forward line, Finney-Carter-Lawton-Mannion-Matthews.1
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 Knew it could be done!!ricky_otto said:North Lower Neil said:Peggy Arphexad 
 Lauren, Lillian Thuram, Jody Craddock,Kelly Youga
 Kerry Dixon, Stacy Long,Jean Tigana, Gael Clichy
 Marian Pahars, Nicola Ventola0
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            Robert Mambo Mumba
 Christ Bongo
 Ulf Kirsten
 Kaka
 Steve Death
 Jürgen Macho
 Dean Windass
 Thankgod Amaefule
 Ignacio Camacho
 Dame N'Doye
 Daniel Drinkwater
 Andrea Carnevale
 Andrey Arshavin
 Johan de Kock
 Jean-Jacques Missé-Missé
 Éric Rabésandratana
 Danny Blind
 Nicky Butt
 Johnny Moustache
 Fred Grim0
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            Hulk0
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            I like Quim!1
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            From the transfer rumours thread I give you...
 Boli Bolingoli-Mbombo
 Apparently he's Lukaku's cousin!0
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 Never heard of him.... West Ham bench warmer?Rufus_Ambition said:From the transfer rumours thread I give you... 
 Boli Bolingoli-Mbombo
 Apparently he's Lukaku's cousin!0
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            Not a footballer, Precious McKenzie0
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 Three @North Lower NeilNorth Lower Neil said:Can't believe I missed two Charlton players! 
 Kim Grant1
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            David Goodwillie
 Max Power1
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            Tunji Banjo (Orient, early 80's).1
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            Roger Johnson0
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 FourValley11 said:
 Three @North Lower NeilNorth Lower Neil said:Can't believe I missed two Charlton players! 
 Kim Grant
 Leslie Berry.
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 Francis Jeffers0
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 Morgan Fox0
















