Footballers with the best (or most amusing) names

i_b_b_o_r_g

Kasie Keller

Talal

North Lower Neil said:

I reckon you could make a team from male footballers with girl's names.

Peggy Arphexad
Lauren, Lillian Thuram, ?, Gael Clichy
Kerry Dixon, ?, ?, ?
Marian Pahars, Nicola Ventola

I'm stuck! Any ideas?

Kelly Youga

North Lower Neil

Peggy Arphexad
Lauren, Lillian Thuram, ?, Kelly Youga
Kerry Dixon, Stacy Long, ?, Gael Clichy
Marian Pahars, Nicola Ventola

North Lower Neil

Can't believe I missed two Charlton players!

Talal

Another Gael, Gael Bigirimana

SoundAsa£

Fabian Bartez.......also known as Babian Fartez.

Jack_Charlton

Jody Morris

Six-a-bag-of-nuts

Fragrant Enema-Ponghole, or something like that

cafcdave123

Jackie Charlton

Jack_Charlton

cafcdave123 said:

Jackie Charlton

Piss off

ricky_otto

North Lower Neil said:

Peggy Arphexad
Lauren, Lillian Thuram, Jody Craddock,Kelly Youga
Kerry Dixon, Stacy Long,Jean Tigana, Gael Clichy
Marian Pahars, Nicola Ventola

cafcdave123

Jack Charlton said:

cafcdave123 said:

Jackie Charlton

Piss off

Charming!

Tutt-Tutt

Horatio Stratton Carter, better known as Raich Carter - Derby & England.

One of the greatest ever England forward line, Finney-Carter-Lawton-Mannion-Matthews.

North Lower Neil

ricky_otto said:

North Lower Neil said:

Peggy Arphexad
Lauren, Lillian Thuram, Jody Craddock,Kelly Youga
Kerry Dixon, Stacy Long,Jean Tigana, Gael Clichy
Marian Pahars, Nicola Ventola

Knew it could be done!!

Danepak

Robert Mambo Mumba
Christ Bongo
Ulf Kirsten
Kaka
Steve Death
Jürgen Macho
Dean Windass
Thankgod Amaefule
Ignacio Camacho
Dame N'Doye
Daniel Drinkwater
Andrea Carnevale
Andrey Arshavin
Johan de Kock
Jean-Jacques Missé-Missé
Éric Rabésandratana
Danny Blind
Nicky Butt
Johnny Moustache
Fred Grim

Stig

Danepak said:

Jean-Jacques Missé-Missé

I'd like to think that he was a terrible forward.

McBobbin

Hulk

Danepak

Stig said:

Danepak said:

Jean-Jacques Missé-Missé

I'd like to think that he was a terrible forward.

Yep and Danny Blind was moved from up front to a spot in the back 4, as he didn't have an eye for goal.

Bangkokaddick

I like Quim!

Rufus_Ambition

From the transfer rumours thread I give you...

Boli Bolingoli-Mbombo

Apparently he's Lukaku's cousin!

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Rufus_Ambition said:

From the transfer rumours thread I give you...

Boli Bolingoli-Mbombo

Apparently he's Lukaku's cousin!

Never heard of him.... West Ham bench warmer?

ricky_otto

Stig said:

Danepak said:

Jean-Jacques Missé-Missé

I'd like to think that he was a terrible forward.

AKA Nicky Ajose

AddicksAddict

Not a footballer, Precious McKenzie

Valley11

North Lower Neil said:

Can't believe I missed two Charlton players!

Three @North Lower Neil
Kim Grant

newyorkaddick

David Goodwillie
Max Power

Simonsen

Tunji Banjo (Orient, early 80's).

1StevieG

Roger Johnson

Athletico Charlton

Valley11 said:

North Lower Neil said:

Can't believe I missed two Charlton players!

Three @North Lower Neil
Kim Grant

Four
Leslie Berry.

Athletico Charlton

Five.
Francis Jeffers

Athletico Charlton

Six
Morgan Fox