Footballers with the best (or most amusing) names
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            Would that have been Phil Amato's son or brother, I guess it would be one or the other?0
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 I think you've just made 95% of Lifers reach for a dictionary.McBobbin said:I always thought the name Titus Bramble was steeped in bathos 2
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 Morgan is one of those names, like Dana and Vivian, which can apply to either sex. For example, see this Morgan Fox:North Lower Neil said:Those last three don't count Atletico - Lesley is spelt differently, and Francis and Morgan are definitely boy's names! 
 http://www.famousfix.com/topic/morgan-fox0
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 Not sure tbh. His Dad Tony (was also with Charlton in the 60s) had a hairdressers / barbers down by the Yorkshire Grey in Eltham. Played football with him a few times many moons ago - top bloke.SoundAsa£ said:Would that have been Phil Amato's son or brother, I guess it would be one or the other? 0
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            American Football - Maurice Maurice
 Pronounced Moreece Morris0
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            Wayne kerr and mark hunt0
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 Yeah I get that, but then you could have any Lee etc, less in the spirit of the thing!AddicksAddict said:
 Morgan is one of those names, like Dana and Vivian, which can apply to either sex. For example, see this Morgan Fox:North Lower Neil said:Those last three don't count Atletico - Lesley is spelt differently, and Francis and Morgan are definitely boy's names! 
 http://www.famousfix.com/topic/morgan-fox0
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            NHL: Miroslav Satan0
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 Indeed. All I was doing was pointing out that Morgan is not definitely a boy's name.North Lower Neil said:
 Yeah I get that, but then you could have any Lee etc, less in the spirit of the thing!AddicksAddict said:
 Morgan is one of those names, like Dana and Vivian, which can apply to either sex. For example, see this Morgan Fox:North Lower Neil said:Those last three don't count Atletico - Lesley is spelt differently, and Francis and Morgan are definitely boy's names! 
 http://www.famousfix.com/topic/morgan-fox0
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            The marvellous Paul Marcellous Elliott.0
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            William Archibald Spooner says.......
 Kenny Lunt0
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            ......and he was married to Jill Dando.0
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            The head groundsman at Lord's is Mike Hunt but cricket commentators call him Mick Hunt.
 Seems that they're split on which to use.0
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 Nathan runs it himself now , took over from his Dad. Nathan went to my school (few years older) but my Dad used to play with Tony so we knew the family . Bumped into Nathan at a party about 8 years ago and someone intoduced me to him saying "this is Nathan , he's a Charlton fan as well" . I then told my mate that Nathan was a bit more than a fan.ricky_otto said:
 Not sure tbh. His Dad Tony (was also with Charlton in the 60s) had a hairdressers / barbers down by the Yorkshire Grey in Eltham. Played football with him a few times many moons ago - top bloke.SoundAsa£ said:Would that have been Phil Amato's son or brother, I guess it would be one or the other? 0
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            Portuguese goalkeeper
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            Paul Kinnell , Exeter Newcastle, once used in a joke by Jasper Carrott! If you say it quickly!0
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            Perry Digweed ex Brighton keeper! Always sounded a funny name0
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            Can't believe no one has said Danny Shittu! !!0
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            The Indian cricket team has a player called Bumrah. Wasn't he the baddy in Thunderpants, the spoof of Thundercats on classic kids show Round The Bend1
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 Actually shaking with laughter at some of these, especially Christ Bongo.Danepak said:Robert Mambo Mumba 
 Christ Bongo
 Ulf Kirsten
 Kaka
 Steve Death
 Jürgen Macho
 Dean Windass
 Thankgod Amaefule
 Ignacio Camacho
 Dame N'Doye
 Daniel Drinkwater
 Andrea Carnevale
 Andrey Arshavin
 Johan de Kock
 Jean-Jacques Missé-Missé
 Éric Rabésandratana
 Danny Blind
 Nicky Butt
 Johnny Moustache
 Fred Grim1
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            pun time from Henry Winter in the 'Times' after Lincoln beat Ipswich ... 'Luke Waterfall soon joined the cascade of attacks flooding towards the Ipswich area' .. hohohohoho ((:>)1
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            From the seventies,
 Arthur Mann.0
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            Exeter full back Craig Woodman .. his middle name is ... Beckenbauer !! ((:>)0
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            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roberto_López_Ufarte
 Roberto Lopez Ufarte0
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            Massimo Macarone. Mustapha Teryaki.0
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            Belgian defender Mark De Man2
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            Junior Agogo0













