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Footballers with the best (or most amusing) names

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  • SoundAsa£SoundAsa£
    edited January 2017
    Would that have been Phil Amato's son or brother, I guess it would be one or the other?
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    McBobbin said:

    I always thought the name Titus Bramble was steeped in bathos

    I think you've just made 95% of Lifers reach for a dictionary.
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    North Lower Neil said:

    Those last three don't count Atletico - Lesley is spelt differently, and Francis and Morgan are definitely boy's names!

    Morgan is one of those names, like Dana and Vivian, which can apply to either sex. For example, see this Morgan Fox:
    http://www.famousfix.com/topic/morgan-fox
  • ricky_ottoricky_otto
    edited January 2017
    SoundAsa£ said:

    Would that have been Phil Amato's son or brother, I guess it would be one or the other?

    Not sure tbh. His Dad Tony (was also with Charlton in the 60s) had a hairdressers / barbers down by the Yorkshire Grey in Eltham. Played football with him a few times many moons ago - top bloke.
  • MrOneLungMrOneLung
    American Football - Maurice Maurice

    Pronounced Moreece Morris
  • ChippycafcChippycafc
    Wayne kerr and mark hunt
  • North Lower NeilNorth Lower Neil
    AddicksAddict said:

    North Lower Neil said:

    Those last three don't count Atletico - Lesley is spelt differently, and Francis and Morgan are definitely boy's names!

    Morgan is one of those names, like Dana and Vivian, which can apply to either sex. For example, see this Morgan Fox:
    http://www.famousfix.com/topic/morgan-fox
    Yeah I get that, but then you could have any Lee etc, less in the spirit of the thing!
  • DanepakDanepak
    NHL: Miroslav Satan
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    North Lower Neil said:

    AddicksAddict said:

    North Lower Neil said:

    Those last three don't count Atletico - Lesley is spelt differently, and Francis and Morgan are definitely boy's names!

    Morgan is one of those names, like Dana and Vivian, which can apply to either sex. For example, see this Morgan Fox:
    http://www.famousfix.com/topic/morgan-fox
    Yeah I get that, but then you could have any Lee etc, less in the spirit of the thing!
    Indeed. All I was doing was pointing out that Morgan is not definitely a boy's name.
  • cafcfancafcfan
    The marvellous Paul Marcellous Elliott.
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  • SuedeAdidasSuedeAdidas
    edited January 2017
    William Archibald Spooner says.......

    Kenny Lunt
  • SuedeAdidasSuedeAdidas
    ......and he was married to Jill Dando.
  • johnnyhumphreyjohnnyhumphrey
    The head groundsman at Lord's is Mike Hunt but cricket commentators call him Mick Hunt.
    Seems that they're split on which to use.
  • markwebb25markwebb25
    edited January 2017
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    ricky_otto said:

    SoundAsa£ said:

    Would that have been Phil Amato's son or brother, I guess it would be one or the other?

    Not sure tbh. His Dad Tony (was also with Charlton in the 60s) had a hairdressers / barbers down by the Yorkshire Grey in Eltham. Played football with him a few times many moons ago - top bloke.
    Nathan runs it himself now , took over from his Dad. Nathan went to my school (few years older) but my Dad used to play with Tony so we knew the family . Bumped into Nathan at a party about 8 years ago and someone intoduced me to him saying "this is Nathan , he's a Charlton fan as well" . I then told my mate that Nathan was a bit more than a fan.
  • CarterCarter
    Portuguese goalkeeper

    Quim
  • uie2uie2
    Paul Kinnell , Exeter Newcastle, once used in a joke by Jasper Carrott! If you say it quickly!
  • uie2uie2
    SoundAsa£ said:

    markmc68 said:

    Known as bummers to his friends.

    Who?
    John Bumstead
  • uie2uie2
    Perry Digweed ex Brighton keeper! Always sounded a funny name
  • uie2uie2
    Can't believe no one has said Danny Shittu! !!
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  • McBobbinMcBobbin
    The Indian cricket team has a player called Bumrah. Wasn't he the baddy in Thunderpants, the spoof of Thundercats on classic kids show Round The Bend
  • UboatUboat
    Danepak said:

    Robert Mambo Mumba
    Christ Bongo
    Ulf Kirsten
    Kaka
    Steve Death
    Jürgen Macho
    Dean Windass
    Thankgod Amaefule
    Ignacio Camacho
    Dame N'Doye
    Daniel Drinkwater
    Andrea Carnevale
    Andrey Arshavin
    Johan de Kock
    Jean-Jacques Missé-Missé
    Éric Rabésandratana
    Danny Blind
    Nicky Butt
    Johnny Moustache
    Fred Grim

    Actually shaking with laughter at some of these, especially Christ Bongo.
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  • LincsaddickLincsaddick
    pun time from Henry Winter in the 'Times' after Lincoln beat Ipswich ... 'Luke Waterfall soon joined the cascade of attacks flooding towards the Ipswich area' .. hohohohoho ((:>)
  • MametzMametz
    From the seventies,

    Arthur Mann.
  • LincsaddickLincsaddick
    Exeter full back Craig Woodman .. his middle name is ... Beckenbauer !! ((:>)
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User]
    edited May 2017
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roberto_López_Ufarte
    Roberto Lopez Ufarte
  • Vinnie V.Vinnie V.
    Massimo Macarone. Mustapha Teryaki.
  • MrOneLungMrOneLung
    Belgian defender Mark De Man
  • thai malaysia addickthai malaysia addick
    Junior Agogo
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